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    god i hate cat jokes, whole fuckin internet is full of cat jokes.............. why dont we just rename it to the caternet

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    Okay, from here on out, it's Irish jokes only.


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    Why are you here bashing on cats? Shouldn't you be cutting soap by a waterfall or looking for 4 leaf clovers?
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    Taking a wee break from the golf circuit, Tiger Woods drives his new BMW into an Irish gas station.

    An attendant greets him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro is, "Top o' the morning to ya".

    As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket. "So what are those things my, son?" asks the attendant.

    "They're called tees," replied Tiger.

    "And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?" inquired the Irishman.

    "Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," replies Tiger.

    "Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaimed the Irish attendant. "Those fellas working for BMW think of everything!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by IainDaniel View Post
    Taking a wee break from the golf circuit, Tiger Woods drives his new BMW into an Irish gas station.

    An attendant greets him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro is, "Top o' the morning to ya".

    As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket. "So what are those things my, son?" asks the attendant.

    "They're called tees," replied Tiger.

    "And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?" inquired the Irishman.

    "Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," replies Tiger.

    "Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaimed the Irish attendant. "Those fellas working for BMW think of everything!"
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    An Irish man was lying back relaxed in his garden chair while his wife mowed the lawn. A neighbour poked his head over the fence and told him in no uncertain terms:

    "That's terrible, letting your wife do the work. How lazy can you get? You should be damn well hung."

    "I am," replied the man. "That's why she mows the lawn."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Plateau_Max View Post
    Why are you here bashing on cats? Shouldn't you be cutting soap by a waterfall or looking for 4 leaf clovers?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Plateau_Max View Post
    Why are you here bashing on cats? Shouldn't you be cutting soap by a waterfall or looking for 4 leaf clovers?
    Fucking Determined!

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    An Irish woman walks into a supermarket and buys:

    1 bar of Irish Spring Soap

    1 toothbrush

    1 tube of toothpaste

    1 loaf of bread

    1 pint of milk

    1 single serving of Lucky Charms

    1 single serving frozen dinner

    1 can of Soup For One

    1 16oz can of Guinness

    The guy at the checkout looks at her and says, "Single, are you?"

    The woman smiles sweetly and replies, "How did you guess?"

    He replies, "Because you're ugly."
    Last edited by Plateau_Max; 06-08-2007 at 10:54 AM.
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    Is that even an Irish joke? lawl, it could work for anything and Irish people don't drink miller lite.
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    There I changed some of the items. I didn't actually change the items themselves just the TYPE.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fufu View Post
    Irish people don't drink miller lite.
    Damn straight!



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    Lucky Charms were the best breakfast cereal ever invented. I just used to pick out the marshmallow pieces and eat a bowl of them every morning.

    How i didnt become clinically obese as a child with the stuff i ate ill never know...
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    Quote Originally Posted by mboylan86 View Post
    god i hate cat jokes, whole fuckin internet is full of cat jokes.............. why dont we just rename it to the caternet

    Heres a Irish Joke

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    Party and Parade to celebrate








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    Quote Originally Posted by Gazhole View Post
    Lucky Charms were the best breakfast cereal ever invented. I just used to pick out the marshmallow pieces and eat a bowl of them every morning.

    How i didnt become clinically obese as a child with the stuff i ate ill never know...
    Lucky Charms is certified stoner food ...

    I'd burn one and eat a box of this stuff at one sitting when I was a kid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoneCrusher View Post
    Lucky Charms is certified stoner food ...

    I'd burn one and eat a box of this stuff at one sitting when I was a kid.
    Back before I cared about what I ate, I would smoke a blunt and eat a whole box of fruity pebbles.
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    Lucky Charms and Fruity Pebbles are brain food and there is nothing better than that sweet milk left after you've eaten a whole salad bowl full....mmmmmmm mmmmmmmm!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by IainDaniel View Post
    Taking a wee break from the golf circuit, Tiger Woods drives his new BMW into an Irish gas station.

    An attendant greets him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro is, "Top o' the morning to ya".

    As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket. "So what are those things my, son?" asks the attendant.

    "They're called tees," replied Tiger.

    "And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?" inquired the Irishman.

    "Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," replies Tiger.

    "Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaimed the Irish attendant. "Those fellas working for BMW think of everything!"
    thats actually funny


    Quote Originally Posted by Plateau_Max View Post
    Why are you here bashing on cats? Shouldn't you be cutting soap by a waterfall or looking for 4 leaf clovers?
    wtf? who the fuck cuts soap on a waterfall (and what the hell does that mean)

    Quote Originally Posted by Plateau_Max View Post
    An Irish man was lying back relaxed in his garden chair while his wife mowed the lawn. A neighbour poked his head over the fence and told him in no uncertain terms:

    "That's terrible, letting your wife do the work. How lazy can you get? You should be damn well hung."

    "I am," replied the man. "That's why she mows the lawn."


    Quote Originally Posted by Plateau_Max View Post
    An Irish woman walks into a supermarket and buys:

    1 bar of Irish Spring Soap

    1 toothbrush

    1 tube of toothpaste

    1 loaf of bread

    1 pint of milk

    1 single serving of Lucky Charms

    1 single serving frozen dinner

    1 can of Soup For One

    1 16oz can of Guinness

    The guy at the checkout looks at her and says, "Single, are you?"

    The woman smiles sweetly and replies, "How did you guess?"

    He replies, "Because you're ugly."
    but...
    lucky charms are american, we dont eat that crap over here
    who the hell says "16oz can of guinness"

    Quote Originally Posted by fufu View Post
    Is that even an Irish joke? lawl, it could work for anything and Irish people don't drink miller lite.
    im irish, i drink anything alcoholic

    Quote Originally Posted by Jodi View Post
    Damn straight!
    again..... anything alcoholic

    Quote Originally Posted by NordicNacho View Post
    Heres a Irish Joke

    Irish Hero

    William of Orange


    Party and Parade to celebrate



    yeah, thats pretty much the same as if i started takin the piss out of 9/11
    Last edited by mboylan86; 06-11-2007 at 05:52 AM.

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    William of Orange is Dutch, dude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Witchblade View Post
    William of Orange is Dutch, dude.
    He invaded England and fought a war in Ireland and kicked the Catholic
    English Kings Ass and became the King of England. It was a joke

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    You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fetusaurus Rex View Post
    dont ask me why, but that reminds me of my mother

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    Quote Originally Posted by mboylan86 View Post
    dont ask me why, but that reminds me of my mother

    milf!
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    [QUOTE=NordicNacho;1636987]Heres a Irish Joke

    Irish Hero

    William of Orange


    Party and Parade to celebrate


    [QUOTE]

    you really are a cock there was no need for that
    When you play for Celtic forget the Jersey forget the club, your playing for a people and a cause.

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    [QUOTE=Richie1888;1638176]
    Quote Originally Posted by NordicNacho View Post

    you really are a cock there was no need for that

    notice he hasnt replied since, fuckin pussy

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    Quote Originally Posted by NordicNacho View Post
    He invaded England and fought a war in Ireland and kicked the Catholic
    English Kings Ass and became the King of England. It was a joke

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