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    Name: Doublebase
    I am a bit of a paradox. I am a very laid-back man who is also an insatiable adrenaline junkie. I live for the moment... work hard, play hard, and can then chill with the best of 'em. As a 25 year old balding with man yellow teeth I'm in a hurry to find love.
    Location: PA, USA




    Name: Big Dyl
    My name is Dyl. My parents are kicking me out after December and I'd like to meet a woman with a lot of money so we can have fun. I like women between 18-45, but would consider older if we do not have to touch a lot. Location: MARYLAND, U.S.A.

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    Name: NordicNacho
    (Translated from Spanish) Those who find ugly meanings in beautiful things are corrupt without being charming. This is a fault. Those who find beautiful meanings in beautiful things are the cultivated. For these there is hope... Location: Mexico but soon jumping the border.






    Name: Albob
    I deal in reality...and the reality is that I'm ready for love. I can chop lots of wood and can even climb a greased pole. I keep in shape by chasing chickens around my back yard. I keep my self clean and take baths weekly.
    Location: Vegas, U.S.A.

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    Name: God Hand
    It aint official or nuthin but the ladies used to call me Dr Love. After a string of bad luck, I'm looking a get me a good woman who's got some dough.
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    Name: Veiope
    Ladies, I have a lot of love to give. I will be starting a new life shortly and want you to be part of it. I am very romantic and in very good condition,.. but I won't be available for about 18 months, but I'm happy to write letters. I'm up for parole next month, so I'm hoping to be available sooner. Location: Brazil

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    I'm a steal!
    What Would Fetus Do?

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    Nordic Nacho had me busting up!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fetusaurus Rex View Post



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    I'm a steal!
    I demand a refund!

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee View Post
    I demand a refund!

    damnit, fine you are used goods anyway
    What Would Fetus Do?

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    Woohoo, that's a damn fine selection!



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    Awesome! I rate this thread a 5 out of 5.
    Fucking Determined!

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    Keep em coming....its good stuff.

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    Good one indeed.

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    that has got to be a joke

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    thats right. stick around long enough and you will get to know the regulars and the nerosis we each carry

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    more more more!
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    Good times......

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    Wow.. sorry I missed that one!
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    Don't you want to be compared to Chuck Norris? Hmm?? Don't you???

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee View Post
    MailOrderHusbands.Net: Internet Matrimony - Propose Today!

    Name: Doublebase
    I am a bit of a paradox. I am a very laid-back man who is also an insatiable adrenaline junkie. I live for the moment... work hard, play hard, and can then chill with the best of 'em. As a 25 year old balding with man yellow teeth I'm in a hurry to find love.
    Location: PA, USA




    Name: Big Dyl
    My name is Dyl. My parents are kicking me out after December and I'd like to meet a woman with a lot of money so we can have fun. I like women between 18-45, but would consider older if we do not have to touch a lot. Location: MARYLAND, U.S.A.
    WTF


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    Name: Patrick Bateman AKA Foreman
    I'm definitely a classic romantic. I like a candlelight dinner, some quiet background music, and a couple hits of ether. I prefer a woman that has insurance and a car would be great as I need to make the occasional trip to Mexico to pick up "souvenirs".
    Location: Arizona, U.S.A.

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee View Post
    MailOrderHusbands.Net: Internet Matrimony - Propose Today!

    Name: Doublebase
    I am a bit of a paradox. I am a very laid-back man who is also an insatiable adrenaline junkie. I live for the moment... work hard, play hard, and can then chill with the best of 'em. As a 25 year old balding with man yellow teeth I'm in a hurry to find love.
    Location: PA, USA





    Oh man, the yellow teeth. Classic.
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    man i hope they are kidding...

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Situation View Post
    man i hope they are kidding...
    These guys are 100% legit, watch out they might steal your woman....
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
    not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    These guys are 100% legit, watch out they might steal your woman....
    Really?? If you really think there's a chance I'll get her over here.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phineas View Post
    Don't you want to be compared to Chuck Norris? Hmm?? Don't you???

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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    These guys are 100% legit, watch out they might steal your woman....

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    Quote Originally Posted by FMJ View Post
    Really?? If you really think there's a chance I'll get her over here.
    I hear ya on that could save me $$$$

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    Quote Originally Posted by fufu View Post


    Oh man, the yellow teeth. Classic.
    I lost that picture of him with his yellow teeth, I did a search and all I found were the Topolo and MYK jokes about the yellow teeth, I think he still hates me for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee View Post
    Name: NordicNacho
    (Translated from Spanish) Those who find ugly meanings in beautiful things are corrupt without being charming. This is a fault. Those who find beautiful meanings in beautiful things are the cultivated. For these there is hope... Location: Mexico but soon jumping the border.






    Name: Albob
    I deal in reality...and the reality is that I'm ready for love. I can chop lots of wood and can even climb a greased pole. I keep in shape by chasing chickens around my back yard. I keep my self clean and take baths weekly.
    Location: Vegas, U.S.A.
    Now they are winners at the game of life...

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