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    Talking sex in the dark






    There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.

    Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off
    the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.

    She figures she would break him of this crazy habit. So one night, while
    they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned
    on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a
    battery-operated leisure device... A vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger
    than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard,"
    she screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all of these years?
    You better explain yourself!"

    The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
    "I'll explain the toy . . You explain the kids."

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    hahahahaha gd one

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigdavetom View Post
    hahahahaha gd one
    Took you that long to get it huh?
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    no i just joined lol been browseing lol

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