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sex in the dark

TCAP28

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There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.

Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off
the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.

She figures she would break him of this crazy habit. So one night, while
they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned
on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a
battery-operated leisure device... A vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger
than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard,"
she screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all of these years?
You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy . . You explain the kids."
 
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