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    Fuck head on. I am declearing my on Fatwā against these fucks. Everytime I see this commercial i wanna stab myself in the eyes. I dont even know what it fucking does but I think it may be for headaches. Which actually makes sense because the commercial gives me one.


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    Has anyone tried this product?
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    I have heard that stupid, "Apply directly to the forehead" shit and it is annoying... but I have no idea what it is supposed to do. That seems to me like shitty advertising. Why would I want to apply this shit to my forehead if I don't know what the hell it is supposed to do other than annoy the shit out of me

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    They let you know it's for headaches. If it works, It'd be a lovely product to have.

    They should make a PenisOn, so Min0 can be disease free again.
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    not to the forehead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NeilPearson View Post
    I have heard that stupid, "Apply directly to the forehead" shit and it is annoying... but I have no idea what it is supposed to do. That seems to me like shitty advertising. Why would I want to apply this shit to my forehead if I don't know what the hell it is supposed to do other than annoy the shit out of me
    Not as bad as the dietary supplement that was named AIDS. Seriously. It was a little foil wrapped cube of caramel flavored appetite suppressant.

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    God, Little Wing, you have no idea how much I needed to see that picture today.

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    not to the forehead.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Wing View Post


    not to the forehead.
    Where can I buy this?

    Seriously, I need one of these for a certain acquaintance!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fetusaurus Rex View Post


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    Black metal.. \w/...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fetusaurus Rex View Post


    The world hates you.
    Is that an Oakland Raiders fan?

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    Quote Originally Posted by I Are Baboon View Post
    Is that an Oakland Raiders fan?
    I think it's either Axe or Smash from Demolition. WWF!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fetusaurus Rex View Post


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