I am hot shit with fat chicks. All I had to do last night was say hello, and they wouldn't leave me alone for the rest of the time I was at that bar. Its cool with me, cause they were pretty fun to hang out with. Later on in the night, I talked to some pretty hot women, but they weren't nearly as enthusiastic as the fat girls were. Damn it, I need somebody to put that spell on my like in the movie shallow hal.