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    How did you impress the opposite sex as a child?

    I got into liking females at a very young age, but Ive never been good at being dashing. However, despite this reality, I sure have come a long way...

    Girl # 1 Jennifer
    I thought I could really impress her by running along side of her in P.E. then pushing her as hard as I could. She fell flat on her posterior chain, smacking her ass, then shoulders, and finally her head. She cried at the moment of impact.

    Girl # 2 Nicole
    Nothing sweeps a girl off her feet like telling her you belong to a underground secret society of robots that monitor everyone and everything. I even planted some metal object in her house one day when she wasnt looking to show her that her house was "bugged." Her parents werent amused.

    Girl # 3 Anne
    Going to the beach is always a blast. Especially when you go swimming with your girl and her hot friend. Why not do some back flips in the water? Yeah thats it! Hey dont worry about your fucking shorts coming off at the moment your pelvis comes out of the water, showing everything airborne.

    Yeah, I think Ive come a long way.
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    cute. my brothers set me up with this guy once that kept trying to impress me at the beach. out of the water he did 3 backflips... i was looking the other way every time. one of my exes told a girl one time, during the vietnam war, "i killed some people in the war" he was 14 at the time.

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    I've never really thought about it before, but, because of your post, I just realized that I've never done anything to try to impress a girl that I ended up dating. Hell, I never even called them.

    Isn't introspection interesting?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS View Post


    I've never really thought about it before, but, because of your post, I just realized that I've never done anything to try to impress a girl that I ended up dating. Hell, I never even called them.

    Isn't introspection interesting?
    ah ha! the old being yourself routine impressive

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    All I had to do was pull out my guitar, play a few songs, and I was in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ReproMan View Post
    All I had to do was pull out my wanger, pull a few strokes, and I was in.

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    ...and now we know who didn't impress them with jokes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee View Post
    Looking good is all that I needed to do.
    this must be the female half answering this question. all males know we dont look good

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    In kindergarten I got 2 twin sisters by climbing under the table and looking up their skirts...

    Third grade I was able to recite the Beastie Boys' Paul Revere, plus I wasn't scared to kiss any girl in the cement pipes during recess....

    4th grade me and my friend Jordan were class clowns, that Christmas we did a play and the girls were fighting for the part of the girl who got to kiss me under the misletoe, it was down to Rochelle and Kristina, both had 5th grade boyfriends but got in trouble for fighting over me at lunch...now their boyfriends both wanted to fight me. During rehearsal our teacher decides to let both of them try out for the part, I get kissed by each one and then she asks who did a better job I say the prettiest girl in class Renee kisses best just to be funny, now her boyfriend is mad at me too The teacher decides Rochelle can do the Day play for the students and Kristina can do the Night play for the parents. Of course none of the boyfriends do anything because Jordan and I always practice our Karate lessons during lunch and everyone thinks we are crazy...
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    Quote Originally Posted by bio-chem View Post
    this must be the female half answering this question. all males know we dont look good
    As a kid I used to beat up boys, in fact I kick Pauls ass all the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee View Post
    As a kid I used to beat up boys, in fact I kick Pauls ass all the time.
    Only because he likes it that way, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee View Post
    As a kid I used to beat up boys, in fact I kick Pauls ass all the time.
    nothing wrong with a woman getting a little physical now and then. lets us know your into it

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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
    Only because he likes it that way, right?
    He has no choice.

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