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    Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.

    Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.

    Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

    Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

    Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

    Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

    Chuck Norris can speak braille.

    Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

    On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.

    If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

    Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

    Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

    Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

    Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.

    Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

    When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

    Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

    Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds..

    Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

    Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

    Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

    If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's fucking beef.

    Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

    Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.

    Chuck Norris can have both feet on the ground and kick ass at the same time.

    Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

    Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.

    When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

    If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Chuck Norris banging your sister.

    Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.

    Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

    Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

    Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.

    Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

    Chuck Norris is always on top during sex because Chuck Norris never fucks up.

    The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.

    Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano

    Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.

    Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

    Chuck Norris doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.

    Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.

    Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.

    Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murdered in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.

    Chuck Norris never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.

    Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

    Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.

    Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

    The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris plays russian roulette with a fully loded revolver... and wins.

    M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.

    Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".

    Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.

    Mr. T once defeated Chuck Norris in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. In retaliation, Chuck Norris invented racism.

    Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Jeep.

    Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

    Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.

    When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.

    It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.

    When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

    Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

    The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.

    Chuck Norris doesn't need a miracle in order to split the ocean. He just walks in and the water gets the fuck out of the way.

    A rogue squirrel once challenged Chuck Norris to a nut hunt around the park. Before beginning, Chuck simply dropped his pants, instantly killing the squirrel and 3 small children. Chuck knows you can't find bigger, better nuts than that.

    Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for Chuck Norris.

    A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

    Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.

    Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."

    The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

    When God said, "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say please."

    The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.

    Chuck Norris can create a rock so heavy that even he can't lift it. And then he lifts it anyways, just to show you who the fuck Chuck Norris is.

    Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for his life.

    Chuck Norris once bowled a 300. Without a ball. He wasn't even in a bowling alley.

    Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.

    The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.

    Chuck Norris is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eye.

    Pinatas were made in an attempt to get Chuck Norris to stop kicking the people of Mexico. Sadly this backfired, as all it has resulted in is Chuck Norris now looking for candy after he kicks his victims.

    Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

    Chuck Norris once had an erection while lying face down and struck oil.

    If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

    Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."

    The phrase, "You are what you eat" cannot be true based on the amount of pussy Chuck Norris eats.

    Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

    Chuck Norris was originally offered the role as Frodo in Lord of the Rings. He declined because, "Only a pussy would need three movies to destroy a piece of jewelery."

    Chuck Norris is currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape. Norris claims "6 Feet of Fun" is actually the trademark for his penis.

    Chuck Norris used to beat the shit out of his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind him.

    Before Chuck Norris was born, the martial arts weapons with two pieces of wood connected by a chain were called NunBarrys. No one ever did find out what happened to Barry.

    The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns Chuck Norris is.

    Most men are okay with their wives fantasizing about Chuck Norris during sex, because they are doing the same thing.

    Upon hearing that his good friend, Lance Armstrong, lost his testicles to cancer, Chuck Norris donated one of his to Lance. With just one of Chuck's nuts, Lance was able to win the Tour De France seven times. By the way, Chuck still has two testicles; either he was able to produce a new one simply by flexing, or he had three to begin with. No one knows for sure.

    Chuck Norris cannot predict the future; the future just better fucking do what Chuck Norris says.

    Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.

    Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

    We all know the magic word is please. As in the sentence, "Please don't kill me." Too bad Chuck Norris doesn't believe in magic.

    The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

    The only reason Chuck Norris didn't win an Oscar for his performance in "Sidekicks" is because nobody in their right mind would willingly give Chuck Norris a blunt metal object. That's just suicide.

    The most honorable way of dying is taking a bullet for Chuck Norris. This amuses Chuck Norris because he is bulletproof.
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    Chuck Norris can delete the recycling bin. I snickered.
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    Last season for the Mets, I would randomly throw Chuck Norris' stats up on the scoreboard for opposing players for a single pitch. It would be funny to see the dugouts notice and start laughing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pirate! View Post
    On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.


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    I shook hands with Chuck Norris twice, I still have the scars to prove it....

    I met him once at a book signing and my father worked at his ranch in Texas, I met him there too, very cool dude....
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    I shook hands with Chuck Norris twice, I still have the scars to prove it....

    I met him once at a book signing and my father worked at his ranch in Texas, I met him there too, very cool dude....
    Did he brand you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee View Post
    Did he brand you?
    you could call it that.. but its better known as a "mushroom stamp"

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    Quote Originally Posted by soxmuscle View Post
    Chuck Norris can delete the recycling bin. I snickered.
    That's one of my favorites.
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    Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.

    Chuck Norris' iPod came with a real charger instead of just a USB cord.

    Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany.
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    The all-time great one:

    Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin underneath his beard...

    ... He has another fist.

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    "chuck norris doesnt go hunting as this suggests failure is a possibility, chuck norris goes killing"

    hahaha prolly my favorite

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    Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink

    Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building

    Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink

    Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."

    Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

    Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

    What’s known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn’t use its full name, which happens to be “Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non-Chuck-Norris-Division”.
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    Little bit of fun

    Go to Google

    Type in "find chuck norris"

    Click " I'm Feeling lucky"

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    Quote Originally Posted by IainDaniel View Post
    Little bit of fun

    Go to Google

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    Click " I'm Feeling lucky"
    No way, Chuck Norris' foot might come through my monitor or something!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by IainDaniel View Post
    Little bit of fun

    Go to Google

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    Click " I'm Feeling lucky"
    that was actually probably one of the sweetest interweb things ive seen in a while
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    Mr. T once defeated Chuck Norris in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. In retaliation, Chuck Norris invented racism.

    Alittle pee came out when I read that

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigss75 View Post
    Mr. T once defeated Chuck Norris in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. In retaliation, Chuck Norris invented racism.

    Alittle pee came out when I read that
    Oh!!!! Your genitalia finally dropped congratulations!!!!
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    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    Chuck Norris sues, says his tears no cancer cure
    By Christine Kearney
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    Tough-guy actor and martial arts expert Chuck Norris sued publisher Penguin on Friday over a book he claims unfairly exploits his famous name, based on a satirical Internet list of "mythical facts" about him.

    Penguin published "The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 facts about the World's Greatest Human" in November. Author Ian Spector and two Web sites he runs to promote the book, including 4Q.cc >> About 4Q.cc, are also named in the suit.

    The book capitalizes on "mythical facts" that have been circulating on the Internet since 2005 that poke fun at Norris' tough-guy image and super-human abilities, the suit said.

    It includes such humorous "facts" as "Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried" and "Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits," the suit said, as well as "Chuck Norris can charge a cell phone by rubbing it against his beard."

    "Some of the 'facts' in the book are racist, lewd or portray Mr. Norris as engaged in illegal activities," the lawsuit alleges.

    Norris, who rose to fame in the 1970s and 1980s as the star of such films as "The Delta Force" and "Missing in Action," says the book's title would mislead readers into thinking the facts were true.

    "Defendants have misappropriated and exploited Mr. Norris's name and likeness without authorization for their own commercial profit," said the lawsuit.

    The suit, filed in Manhattan federal court, seeks unspecified monetary damages for trademark infringement, unjust enrichment and privacy rights.

    Norris, whose real name is Carlos Ray Norris, claims in the suit he is protective of what his name is associated with. He has recently made U.S. headlines for backing Republican presidential candidate former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee.

    A spokesman for Penguin, owned by Britain's Pearson, was not immediately available for comment.
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    Didn't he do a commercial that was basically a spoof of the outrageous facts?

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    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    I remember an interview i saw with him actually saying he was flattered by the internet phenomenon he'd become. He said some of the quotes he'd read he found hilarious.

    I can understand him being upset at them making money off his name though. Internet and books are very different.
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    but chuck norris can swim on land.

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