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    How many 5 year olds can you take in a fight?

    How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight?

    eleventy billion.....bring it on mini Kefe's
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    33!!

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    depends, are they already circled around me when the fight begins? or are they running at me? Do they also have weapons or are they unarmed? Am I armed? Is this a surprise attack or somthing arranged like a gladiator event?

    So many variables, but i seriously think I could take on upwards of 50 5 year olds, if I was wearing long jeans and a long sleeved shirt especially, so they couldnt scratch and bite. Only about 8 or so of them could be hitting you at one time. plus you could 1 hit k.o a 5 yr old easy. Instead I think I'd kick the shit out of the asshole who's beating multiple 5 year olds.
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    I grew up in Alberta. I know what you little Alberta girls are like... a bunch of little ass lickers.

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    27.... I must be getting soft in my old age

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    25, and I'd feel bad doing it.
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    22. i expected that to be a much lower.
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    If you swung full force and clocked a 5 yr old in the face they'd be down for the count unless they where hopped up on crack or morphine. plus they are like within kicking range heightwise. plus unless this happened in an area void of objects, I'd find somthin to hit them with.
    Quote Originally Posted by NeilPearson View Post
    I grew up in Alberta. I know what you little Alberta girls are like... a bunch of little ass lickers.

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    37 i must have no conscience

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucifuge View Post
    27.... I must be getting soft in my old age
    Then just take a viagra, if you have the need to be horned up while you do it, personally I think thats sick.
    Quote Originally Posted by NeilPearson View Post
    I grew up in Alberta. I know what you little Alberta girls are like... a bunch of little ass lickers.

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    my bad for previous posts, I hadnt looked at the link. Now I see. whewww I look like an ass now. 30 kids for me
    Quote Originally Posted by NeilPearson View Post
    I grew up in Alberta. I know what you little Alberta girls are like... a bunch of little ass lickers.

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    You could take on 38 five year old kids in a fight.

    Thank god for my combat training skills...and my ability to pile drive a 5 year-old with no remorse....But I would probably lose in the first 30 seconds after I collapse from laughing so hard....
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    Why oh why would you want to know how much kiddies you can beat up ?

    Were you intimidated or threatened or something ?

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    Hehe, I can take on 30.

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    Quote Originally Posted by andythegreat View Post
    depends, are they already circled around me when the fight begins? or are they running at me? Do they also have weapons or are they unarmed? Am I armed? Is this a surprise attack or somthing arranged like a gladiator event?

    So many variables, but i seriously think I could take on upwards of 50 5 year olds, if I was wearing long jeans and a long sleeved shirt especially, so they couldnt scratch and bite. Only about 8 or so of them could be hitting you at one time. plus you could 1 hit k.o a 5 yr old easy. Instead I think I'd kick the shit out of the asshole who's beating multiple 5 year olds.
    So, if you were in a bad neighborhood and you saw ten 5 year old's beating up an old lady while she was carrying groceries... you went in to save her... then, the children turn on you and start hitting you with sticks or other small little weapons, you wouldn't hit them back?

    Now remember, no cell phone, no cops and no help and the old lady whose laying on the ground bleeding isn't going to help you. What would you do??

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    Only 28. They must all be little ninjas I would have guessed more

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    This sounds like good sport.

    Fuck it, I'm off to the day centre to see how many I can destroy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by david View Post
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    These kids wouldn't have little knives would they?

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    Quote Originally Posted by goob View Post
    This sounds like good sport.

    Fuck it, I'm off to the day centre to see how many I can destroy.


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    Quote Originally Posted by The Monkey Man View Post
    These kids wouldn't have little knives would they?
    or razor blades in their mouth..

    +1 for Scarface!...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dtox View Post
    Why oh why would you want to know how much kiddies you can beat up ?

    Were you intimidated or threatened or something ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by david View Post
    So, if you were in a bad neighborhood and you saw ten 5 year old's beating up an old lady while she was carrying groceries... you went in to save her... then, the children turn on you and start hitting you with sticks or other small little weapons, you wouldn't hit them back?

    Now remember, no cell phone, no cops and no help and the old lady whose laying on the ground bleeding isn't going to help you. What would you do??
    i wouldnt need to beat them, I think I could prolly scare them off, unless they're some extremely hardcore little kids. And I'd have to weigh the benefits of each outcome, I could pull my beanie down to cover most of my face and take her purse, or I could save her so I could get on t.v and maybe Ellen.
    Quote Originally Posted by NeilPearson View Post
    I grew up in Alberta. I know what you little Alberta girls are like... a bunch of little ass lickers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by andythegreat View Post
    i wouldnt need to beat them, I think I could prolly scare them off, unless they're some extremely hardcore little kids. And I'd have to weigh the benefits of each outcome, I could pull my beanie down to cover most of my face and take her purse, or I could save her so I could get on t.v and maybe Ellen.
    OK, the children are all bi-polar with built in razors in their fingers.... like Freddy! Ha Ha Ha!!

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    18 kids.

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    Quote Originally Posted by goob View Post
    This sounds like good sport.

    Fuck it, I'm off to the day centre to see how many I can destroy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gazhole View Post
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    I feel bad that I have the highest number so far, honestly I wouldn't hurt a 5 year old just to be mean, but if it's life or death 38 five year olds are gonna be making a killing with the tooth fairy if they test me...I'll knock out every tooth in their head even the wisdom teeth that haven't dropped yet.....
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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