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    How many 5 year olds can you take in a fight?

    How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight?

    eleventy billion.....bring it on mini Kefe's
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    depends, are they already circled around me when the fight begins? or are they running at me? Do they also have weapons or are they unarmed? Am I armed? Is this a surprise attack or somthing arranged like a gladiator event?

    So many variables, but i seriously think I could take on upwards of 50 5 year olds, if I was wearing long jeans and a long sleeved shirt especially, so they couldnt scratch and bite. Only about 8 or so of them could be hitting you at one time. plus you could 1 hit k.o a 5 yr old easy. Instead I think I'd kick the shit out of the asshole who's beating multiple 5 year olds.
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    I grew up in Alberta. I know what you little Alberta girls are like... a bunch of little ass lickers.

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    27.... I must be getting soft in my old age

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    25, and I'd feel bad doing it.
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    22. i expected that to be a much lower.
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    If you swung full force and clocked a 5 yr old in the face they'd be down for the count unless they where hopped up on crack or morphine. plus they are like within kicking range heightwise. plus unless this happened in an area void of objects, I'd find somthin to hit them with.
    Quote Originally Posted by NeilPearson View Post
    I grew up in Alberta. I know what you little Alberta girls are like... a bunch of little ass lickers.

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    37 i must have no conscience

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucifuge View Post
    27.... I must be getting soft in my old age
    Then just take a viagra, if you have the need to be horned up while you do it, personally I think thats sick.
    Quote Originally Posted by NeilPearson View Post
    I grew up in Alberta. I know what you little Alberta girls are like... a bunch of little ass lickers.

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    my bad for previous posts, I hadnt looked at the link. Now I see. whewww I look like an ass now. 30 kids for me
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    I grew up in Alberta. I know what you little Alberta girls are like... a bunch of little ass lickers.

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    You could take on 38 five year old kids in a fight.

    Thank god for my combat training skills...and my ability to pile drive a 5 year-old with no remorse....But I would probably lose in the first 30 seconds after I collapse from laughing so hard....
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    Why oh why would you want to know how much kiddies you can beat up ?

    Were you intimidated or threatened or something ?

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    Hehe, I can take on 30.

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