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    How many 5 year-olds.....

    The question: How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once?

    The specifics:

    - You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.
    - You are not allowed to touch a wall.
    - When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out."
    - I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans.
    - The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training.
    - There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.
    * The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.

    I set my magic number at 30, but upon reflection, I think I could take on a few more. How many could you take on?

    I stumbled upon this somewhere, thought it would be fun to share

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    Deja vu

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    I can think of a few.....


    there's this..

    depends, are they already circled around me when the fight begins? or are they running at me? Do they also have weapons or are they unarmed? Am I armed? Is this a surprise attack or somthing arranged like a gladiator event?

    So many variables, but i seriously think I could take on upwards of 50 5 year olds like in the Maxtrix, if I was wearing long jeans and a long sleeved shirt and a jock strap especially, so they couldnt scratch and bite. Only about 8 or so of them could be hitting you at one time. plus you could 1 hit k.o a 5 yr old easy. Instead I think I'd kick the shit out of the asshole who's beating multiple 5 year olds.
    Then after all this I would take them home and have them dress in their jammies while we sit a listen to Micheal Jackson songs.

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    I did everyone a favor and copied/paste their responses here.



    Quote Originally Posted by lucifuge View Post
    27.... I must be getting soft in my old age
    Quote Originally Posted by MeatZatk View Post
    25, and I'd feel bad doing it.
    Quote Originally Posted by SYN View Post
    22. i expected that to be a much lower.
    Quote Originally Posted by andythegreat View Post
    If you swung full force and clocked a 5 yr old in the face they'd be down for the count unless they where hopped up on crack or morphine. plus they are like within kicking range heightwise. plus unless this happened in an area void of objects, I'd find somthin to hit them with.
    Quote Originally Posted by bio-chem View Post
    37 i must have no conscience
    Quote Originally Posted by andythegreat View Post
    Then just take a viagra, if you have the need to be horned up while you do it, personally I think thats sick.
    Quote Originally Posted by Crono1000 View Post
    26.
    Quote Originally Posted by andythegreat View Post
    my bad for previous posts, I hadnt looked at the link. Now I see. whewww I look like an ass now. 30 kids for me
    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    You could take on 38 five year old kids in a fight.

    Thank god for my combat training skills...and my ability to pile drive a 5 year-old with no remorse....But I would probably lose in the first 30 seconds after I collapse from laughing so hard....
    Quote Originally Posted by Dtox View Post
    Why oh why would you want to know how much kiddies you can beat up ?

    Were you intimidated or threatened or something ?
    Quote Originally Posted by Witchblade View Post
    Hehe, I can take on 30.
    Quote Originally Posted by goob View Post
    28.
    Quote Originally Posted by david View Post
    So, if you were in a bad neighborhood and you saw ten 5 year old's beating up an old lady while she was carrying groceries... you went in to save her... then, the children turn on you and start hitting you with sticks or other small little weapons, you wouldn't hit them back?

    Now remember, no cell phone, no cops and no help and the old lady whose laying on the ground bleeding isn't going to help you. What would you do??
    Quote Originally Posted by rantheman View Post
    Only 28. They must all be little ninjas I would have guessed more
    Quote Originally Posted by goob View Post
    This sounds like good sport.

    Fuck it, I'm off to the day centre to see how many I can destroy.
    Quote Originally Posted by The Monkey Man View Post
    33 -

    So... David, Manic, and I, could be 3-on-100+ ?...










    ... Sweet

    I bet I could cave a five year old skull with a good punch.
    Me first.
    Quote Originally Posted by The Monkey Man View Post
    These kids wouldn't have little knives would they?


    Quote Originally Posted by Scarface30 View Post
    or razor blades in their mouth..

    +1 for Scarface!...
    Quote Originally Posted by FishOrCutBait View Post
    Welcome to IM.
    Quote Originally Posted by andythegreat View Post
    i wouldnt need to beat them, I think I could prolly scare them off, unless they're some extremely hardcore little kids. And I'd have to weigh the benefits of each outcome, I could pull my beanie down to cover most of my face and take her purse, or I could save her so I could get on t.v and maybe Ellen.
    Quote Originally Posted by david View Post
    OK, the children are all bi-polar with built in razors in their fingers.... like Freddy! Ha Ha Ha!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Doublebase View Post
    18 kids.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gazhole View Post
    28.

    Whos winning so far?


    Quote Originally Posted by Fetusaurus Rex View Post
    I had eleventy billion mini kefes so I do
    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    I feel bad that I have the highest number so far, honestly I wouldn't hurt a 5 year old just to be mean, but if it's life or death 38 five year olds are gonna be making a killing with the tooth fairy if they test me...I'll knock out every tooth in their head even the wisdom teeth that haven't dropped yet.....
    Quote Originally Posted by Doublebase View Post
    Well depends on what you think is winning. I have the lowest. Am I the winner?
    Quote Originally Posted by kiko View Post
    You could take on 21 five year old kids in a fight.

    I guess I'm not a merciless creep.

    Quote Originally Posted by soxmuscle View Post
    "The boys have touched me, and I know I have touched the boys"

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    Yea I guess I am behind the times. Oops

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    ID KO the firt one and rip his legs off and use it as a bat

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    Quote Originally Posted by danny81 View Post
    ID KO the firt one and rip his legs off and use it as a bat
    Your truly hardcore, I would hate to meet you in a dark alley.

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee View Post
    Your truly hardcore, I would hate to meet you in a dark alley.
    im jut getting into the game. another option would be KO them and make a wall. then just bicycle kick the over the wall

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    Do you really think it's that easy to rip anyones limbs off with just their bare hands?

    If you can, then, I too, would also hate to meet you in a dark alley!

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    OK, you both can't be Liu kang. Danny, pick another player.

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