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F**k, Marry, Kill

IRM

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Since the board is dying a slow death today, I thought we could play this fun, little game. For those not familiar with FMK, the "rules" are simple enough. You just gotta name one person you'd Fuck, one you'd Marry, and one you'd Kill. These could be anybody, including: celebs, current IM members, former IM members (*sigh*), somebody's grandma, etc...
You can explain your selections, if you feel so inclined. :shrug:

I'll start:

Fuck - That new girl on "House". She's got a nice set of...er...cheekbones. ;)

Marry - This is always a tough question for a married guy to answer. It's like trying to come up with an answer to "What kind of icepick would you poke your 2nd eye out with?" So yeah, gonna skip this one for now.

Kill - P-Funk, for (among other things) trying to ban the only IM member that is currently obligated, by the State of New Jersey, to wear a safety helmet whenever he goes outside.
 
Fuck - Dana Jacobson. Her tirade at the Mike and Mike roast was sexy as all hell. "Fuck Notre Dame, fuck Touchdown Jesus, fuck Jesus!!"

Marry - Jessica Alba.

Kill - Vienna Boys Choir
 
This is Ghey...

You aren't supposed to make your own choices!?!?

You are supposed to be given, 3 somewhat equal choices,
and make your decisions from that.

Like: F-Marry-Kill... Rosie Odonnell, Oprah, Hillary Clinton
 
The Monkey Man said:
This is Ghey...

You aren't supposed to make your own choices!?!?

You are supposed to be given, 3 somewhat equal choices,
and make your decisions from that.

Like: F-Marry-Kill... Rosie Odonnell, Oprah, Hillary Clinton
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Oh yeah! I knew the game was missing something...:doh:

k then:



Fuck - Hillary (God I hope her penis isn't really bigger then mine, that would be so fucking embracing.)

Marry - Oprah

Kill - Rosie



Now, try these 3 on - (DontStop, danny, Osama bin Laden)
 
So we have to pick what we'd rather do?

I guess fuck DontStop. We can do better than that one.
 
ReproMan said:
So we have to pick what we'd rather do?

I guess fuck DontStop. We can do better than that one.
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No, you have to put each of them in a slot.

But, this one is tough and the question is open ended somewhat. If you marry the person you get to fuck them often, so why is fuck and marry both options?

Plus, on this deal I will either have to fuck Danny or Bin Laden.
 
AKIRA said:
I will put in my own choices..

Fuck..Rocky Roads, Jennifer Love Hewitt(even now), Jordan (from playboy)

Marry...Jessica Biel. I think shed age well, so there ya go.

Kill.. Dr. Phil and Judge Judy
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I love Judge Judy. Did you see her on Larry King Live? She fucking rocks!
 
I'd fucking kill to marry Yolanthe van Kasbergen.

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IRM said:
Oh yeah! I knew the game was missing something...:doh:

Now, try these 3 on - (DontStop, danny, Osama bin Laden)
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*F* = D.S., but then would break up soon after, and move in on her mom...
*Marry = Bin Laden, because then the taliban (his own people) would immediately kill him for being gay.
*Kill = Danny... (Do I need to give a reason?)
 
Fuck: Maynard James Keenan
Marry: My Beau <3
Kill: this stupid bitch who thinks shes the hottest shit in the world but she works at orange julius and is a new mom but goes out and gets drunk and high every chance she gets
 
OK...

These ladies/choices would be given to you today... (not in their glory days)

Suzanne Somers...
Farah Fawcett...
Kelly Lebrock...
 
Just for the record, I would do all 3 with this chick:

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The Monkey Man said:
OK...

These ladies/choices would be given to you today... (not in their glory days)

Suzanne Somers...
Farah Fawcett...
Kelly Lebrock...
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Ok that's freaking gross....

F- Johnny Depp
M- The other half :heartpump
Kill - Snoop Dog - because I think his new reality show it totally annoying
 
katt said:
Ok that's freaking gross....

F- Johnny Depp
M- The other half :heartpump
Kill - Snoop Dog - because I think his new reality show it totally annoying
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OK...

Lets do this the right way...

"F", Marry, or Kill...

David Hasselhoff
Kelsey Gramer
Jay Leno

?
 
ok so you'd fuck David Hasselhoff???? He's got to be around, say,,, 70 right now???
 
You all have to realize that:

Marry - Means the rest of your life with this person, for better or worse.
"F" - Means a one night stand or couple hours of physical sex and no romance.
Kill - Means Kill
 
The Monkey Man said:
You all have to realize that:

Marry - Means the rest of your life with this person, for better or worse.
"F" - Means a one night stand or couple hours of physical sex and no romance.
Kill - Means Kill
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So lets take a step back and try this again...


"F", Marry, or Kill...

David Hasselhoff
Kelsey Gramer
Jay Leno

?
 
katt said:
No dipshit,, I am getting it... Kill them all... they are all lame
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Ahem... You cant do that.
you have to choose what you will do with the lame choices given...
Thats what makes it interesting.

You have to choose logically "WHY" you would "F" or Marry or Kill, and list the reasoning.


Here maybe this will be better for you:

"F", Marry, or Kill...

Prince Charles
Bill Gates
Donald Trump
 
Nope... it makes it worse... they are all older with old balls.


But I'll play the game,, if you insist..


Marry - Prince Charles so I could take over the country when I kill him

Fuck - Bill Gates, so I could have all his money when I blackmail him

Kill - Donald Trump... because anyone with that hairstyle deserves to die..


Better?
 
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