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    The names people give their kids....

    The person nor the story really interests me but the name..she named him Isaac Cox.
    The fun kids in school will have with this.


    It's a boy! Radio 1 DJ Sara Cox welcomes second child | the Daily Mail

    It's a boBBC Radio 1 presenter and reformed party girl Sara Cox has given birth to her second child.

    The star welcomed a baby boy called Isaac today and both mother and son are said to be doing very welly!

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    Issac Cox.. Everyone listen.. Is there a Issac Cox?

    Wait...why you...when I get my hands on you..

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    i dont get it... im tired, but whats so bad about isaac cox?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PreMier View Post
    i dont get it... im tired, but whats so bad about isaac cox?
    That's YOUR preference PM
    Do it!

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    i had to say it out loud a few times to get it.. people at work probably think your right YM.. fecker
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    I'm dying here!

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    oh man my first thought was apple but that's a worse name than apple even

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    Quote Originally Posted by PreMier View Post
    i had to say it out loud a few times to get it.. people at work probably think your right YM.. fecker
    I'm truly laughing out loud...............
    Do it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PreMier View Post
    i had to say it out loud a few times to get it.. people at work probably think your right YM.. fecker



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    Meesaq Cox would be as bad if not worse, good thing she isn't Arab....
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    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    Or Aesop Cummings.....Noah Balls......
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
    not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    Quote Originally Posted by PreMier View Post
    i dont get it... im tired, but whats so bad about isaac cox?

    Wow.

    Just a quick peek out of the closet, eh PreMier?

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    We used to have Mike Hunt paged at the county fair....over and over and over.

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    Glad she wasn't a Catcher in the Rye fan......Holden Cox

    Philip Nestor Cox....shorten and abbrv, middle name....
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    I Suck Cocks.

    What a terrible parent...
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    Quote Originally Posted by soxmuscle View Post
    I Suck Cock


    Where's doublebase when you need him...
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    Quote Originally Posted by soxmuscle View Post
    I Suck Cocks.

    What a terrible parent...
    Talking about names 'sox-muscle'....

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    Some names i've heard in my lifetime

    Ben Dover
    Jack Meoff
    Fruity Applebaum

    No joke

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaMayor View Post
    We used to have Mike Hunt paged at the county fair....over and over and over.
    theres a guy that i know that when he has a kid hes goin to name him mike and his last name is hunt go figure
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    I use to be stationed with this guy from Alabama... His last name was Shorts so that's what I would call him all the time, Shorts. We started hanging out because of mutual friends and he told me that his first name was Tucary... Talk about FUCKED up! Tucary Shorts...!
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    I used to work with a guy named - Phillip DePotti -

    Thats one of the worse ones ive seen in real life.



    I fell sorry for all the inner city kids like
    lasheequa, shaneequa, laqueesha... WTF?

    How about this the guy who named his kid Scientific Mapp?... and his brother is Majestic Mapp!?

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    In the Navy you always hear about some guy everyone seemed to serve with who had the last name Stains or Lover and they were always forever an E-3 paygrade.....that in the Navy would be Seaman Stains and Seaman Lover
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
    not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    In the Navy you always hear about some guy everyone seemed to serve with who had the last name Stains or Lover and they were always forever an E-3 paygrade.....that in the Navy would be Seaman Stains and Seaman Lover


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    Quote Originally Posted by shiznit2169 View Post
    Some names i've heard in my lifetime

    Ben Dover
    Jack Meoff
    Fruity Applebaum

    No joke
    You should really stop visiting that 'men's club'.....

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    I think one of the worst I've ever heard was from a cousin of mine.

    She named her first child "Peaches Misty".

    Why?

    It was the names of her cats... Jeez...

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    I was on duty one night and had this officer tour my barracks, his last name was Woody and he was a Major. Major Woody! It took everything in my to NOT lose my mind and start laughing when I reported the status of the barracks to him!

    Anyone hear about Matthew McConaughey wanting to name his son after his favorite beer because his brother did. Miller Lyte is what he is choosing! WTF! The chick from "A Nights Tale" (Shannyn Sossamon ) named her daughter Audio Science... Who does that to their children? She's lucky she's rich...
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    do people simply not think about it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FitnessRubber View Post
    do people simply not think about it?
    They probably think about it too much, yet not from the poor kids point of view.

    I feel really sorry for Bob Geldof's daughter - Fifi Trixibell or something equally stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
    Oh I forgot we had a guy on our ship with the last name Palms, we used to call him Harry for Harry Palms. Never knew his real first name...
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
    not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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