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    Bad pussy?

    Has anyone ever went down on a girl and it been smelly or gross? I had never done it until the girl I am with now, and I have never smelt or tasted anything at all.

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    No taste with good pussy?

    Oh, and if the snatch smells bad, it probably is.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Wing View Post
    she was a fast machine
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    Yeah yoohohoou shook me aaaalll night looong.

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    Yes. The first girl I fucked didn't tell me she had a yeast infection, and I was too fucking dumb to know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gazhole View Post
    Yeah yoohohoou shook me aaaalll night looong.

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    the look on his face.

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    What did it smell like???
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    meow? but really the thing with the chick and the smelly snatch not cool

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    Quote Originally Posted by KelJu View Post
    Yes. The first girl I fucked didn't tell me she had a yeast infection, and I was too fucking dumb to know.
    So...she wasn't Kosher?


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    i heard a guy describe a stinky girl once as having smelled like "dead worms"

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    Never had bad pussy then!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
    So...she wasn't Kosher?
    I don't know what you mean by kosher, but was fine as hell!
    Fucking Determined!

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    Quote Originally Posted by KelJu View Post
    I don't know what you mean by kosher, but she was fine as hell!

    i think he means there was cheese on her meat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KelJu View Post
    I don't know what you mean by kosher, but was fine as hell!
    Kosher (a Jewish thing) bread doesn't use yeast.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
    Kosher (a Jewish thing) bread doesn't use yeast.
    Gotcha!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mista View Post
    Has anyone ever went down on a girl and it been smelly or gross? I had never done it until the girl I am with now, and I have never smelt or tasted anything at all.
    One hippy chick I dated in 2004...

    Nice girl, good body, great quirky sense of humor...

    But, she was a bit of a dirty-footed hippy, had the whole "Bohemian" thing going down there,
    and I caught a whiff...
    It was just a bit "over-womanly".


    I told her she needed to trim or shave because I liked that...

    She never did...

    I never went down there...

    We broke apart.




    I contribute the "breeze" to the full bush and washing of it.



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    to me the pussy had a nice smelt. it give you more desire to put your tongue in her clitoris

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mista View Post
    Has anyone ever went down on a girl and it been smelly or gross? I had never done it until the girl I am with now, and I have never smelt or tasted anything at all.
    That's called a CHEESY TACO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by majorpain View Post
    That's called a CHEESY TACO.
    Or how bout a FUSSY PUSSY.

    Ok, I'll stop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alexvega View Post
    to me the pussy had a nice smelt. it give you more desire to put your tongue in her clitoris
    even if its a hairy pussy and still smells good? you'll eat the bush?
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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee View Post


    Thats a funny pic.

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    My friend told me to always do the sniff test, by putting a finger in and smelling it first. He found out the hard way by a girl who is now known as 'Onion mut'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mista View Post
    My friend told me to always do the sniff test, by putting a finger in and smelling it first. He found out the hard way by a girl who is now known as 'Onion mut'.
    There's nothing like onion mut in the morning...
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    Once it was really smelling very bad . I just dropped on the spot .
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    there is a great trick for smelling things out. after your fingers do some walking scratch your nose with your wrist. no smell good, then try rubbin your nose with your hand. keep fingers away from nose girls never noticed when i was in my bachelor days.
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    Once at a high school party this girl took me in the bedroom and wanted
    to Fuc..but first she wanted me to tell her i loved her, so i did to get the pussy, and i was drinking alot of volka and went down on her not giving it
    the finger sniff (my bad) I nearly thru up all over this chic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimijimi View Post
    Once at a high school party this girl took me in the bedroom and wanted
    to Fuc..but first she wanted me to tell her i loved her, so i did to get the pussy, and i was drinking alot of volka and went down on her not giving it
    the finger sniff (my bad) I nearly thru up all over this chic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mista View Post
    My friend told me to always do the sniff test, by putting a finger in and smelling it first. He found out the hard way by a girl who is now known as 'Onion mut'.
    Its true, Ive heard of this test too, but have you done it and decided to bail? Its fucking hard to do. Well, unless you dont care about being rude, which I dont usually, but I am quite sensitive about sex. (see Performance Anxiety thread)

    However, there is a scale of whats bad to good. I dont do the sniff test, cuz with me, theyd always fail. What I care about is what I smell during sex. In other words, my finger might smell foul, but then again its right up to my nose. During sex, I may not smell anything, which to me, is average-good sex.

    Then again, use your head, if the girl just got off work OR if you were out dancing with her, she has a good chance of smelling like hell down there (ive had some that didnt though) cuz she hasnt bathed in a while.

    All in all, its a true turn off and is the WORST for me. I am realistic, I know everyone's shit stinks, but those who dont address it are the ones that need to be avoided. And...sometimes youll never know until its too late.
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