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    Describe what you think is the optimum penis?

    Describe what you think is the specifications of the optimum penis are?

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    Whatever fits in your hole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee View Post
    Whatever fits in your hole.
    What would you like most to do to my penis and testicles.

    I love it when I get a hardon 6 inches long and the knob on the end of the penis is big and vieny.

    What do you think of a/ my penis which is 6 inches long.

    The best thing about having testicles is when a puts my testicles in her woman squeezes then very hard.

    The time has come for me to legally show women aged 18+ my penis. where is the best place to do this.


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    this has got to be someone from the boards right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stevens View Post
    What would you like most to do to my penis and testicles.

    I love it when I get a hardon 6 inches long and the knob on the end of the penis is big and vieny.

    What do you think of a/ my penis which is 6 inches long.

    The best thing about having testicles is when a puts my testicles in her woman squeezes then very hard.

    The time has come for me to legally show women aged 18+ my penis. where is the best place to do this.

    6 inches......have you ever thought about a penis pump?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stevens View Post
    The time has come for me to legally show women aged 18+ my penis. where is the best place to do this.

    Wait!!!??What???!!


    Pm Danny81 with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee View Post
    6 inches......have you ever thought about a penis pump?
    No but I would like to know how to get a female aged 18+ to kick me in he testicles very hard?

    Are you saying me penis is too small?

    What size should it be?
    where I live in the highlands of scotland is remote, boring and there are not to many people for me to (legally and discretly) hang out with (especially those interested in female bodybuilders being kicked in the testicles and masturbating. Iam lonley and need to meet up legally and discretly, safely & affordably
    with a person(s) willing to participate in bodybuiling masturbation and plating with our testicles/dick.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Stevens View Post
    No but I would like to know how to get a female aged 18+ to kick me in he testicles very hard?

    I don't know of any female but I do know Danny81 likes to kick and bite junk....give him a PM.

    Are you saying me penis is too small?

    What size should it be?
    Yes, it has to be over 9''.
    It looks like you were built to receive the penis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee View Post
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    what do most like about a penis.

    how does one masturbate in an optimum way on thier own please explain in detail?

    do you feel you are missing out in being a woman who has no penis to masturbate out of?



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    I agree with MinO, About nine inches, hard, with a nice defined ridge around the head...It feels GREAT sliding in and out! Plus, it's big enough to fill me up without being too big for that "extra tight" place.

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    That just did it,how tight?
    Soreness is weakness exiting the body.

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    what the hell!
    i bet in the world you live in every one is a pony, eats rainbows, and craps butterflys.
    there is no damn justice in the world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tomuchgear View Post
    what the hell!
    What?
    Soreness is weakness exiting the body.

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    this thread man this dude is freaking messed up. sup irons i was not directing my what the hell at you.
    i bet in the world you live in every one is a pony, eats rainbows, and craps butterflys.
    there is no damn justice in the world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tomuchgear View Post
    this thread man this dude is freaking messed up. sup irons i was not directing my what the hell at you.
    Crazy, huh?
    Soreness is weakness exiting the body.

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    yup what a odd individual. hey stevens if some one kicks you in the nuts really hard make sure its filmed and posted on utube.
    i bet in the world you live in every one is a pony, eats rainbows, and craps butterflys.
    there is no damn justice in the world.

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    He isnt odd, he's a troll.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gazhole View Post
    He isnt odd, he's a troll.
    agreed
    i bet in the world you live in every one is a pony, eats rainbows, and craps butterflys.
    there is no damn justice in the world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irons77 View Post
    That just did it,how tight?
    Well, tight enough that you're not getting in with lubing me up really good first! And you're not going to last long once you're in and my body is going to be racked with one orgasim after another the whole time...

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    Quote Originally Posted by stephfanny View Post
    Well, tight enough that you're not getting in with lubing me up really good first! And you're not going to last long once you're in and my body is going to be racked with one orgasim after another the whole time...
    All righty then




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    Quote Originally Posted by stephfanny View Post
    Well, tight enough that you're not getting in with lubing me up really good first! And you're not going to last long once you're in and my body is going to be racked with one orgasim after another the whole time...
    As long as you are happy in that short amount of time
    Soreness is weakness exiting the body.

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    This is hilarious. I have never measured mine but I have never had complaints.

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    Seriously not many women can take 9" of cock...Its just for show.

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    Some girls do have problems with a 9" cock, some look and say sorry no go
    Soreness is weakness exiting the body.

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    But some really enjoy it
    Soreness is weakness exiting the body.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tomuchgear View Post
    agreed
    double agreed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irons77 View Post
    Some girls do have problems with a 9" cock, some look and say sorry no go
    Well...I think it's kinda like money, it's MUCH better to have more than I can handle than to get less than what I need. I say, "Bring it on!"

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    Meeting place? lol
    Soreness is weakness exiting the body.

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    jesus irons your killing me here.
    i bet in the world you live in every one is a pony, eats rainbows, and craps butterflys.
    there is no damn justice in the world.

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    My thoughts are most girls that need a huge cock to get off, are probably no fun for most guys to fuck unless you have a huge cock. In that case I would probably want to take a pass on the pussy.

    Like guys, not all women are built the same either. You've got big beavs and you have little ones. I find it funny that each sex stereotypically wants the opposite. Girls say I want a huge one...men want a small one.

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