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Lol. I can see guys strolling around looking at womens wrist size before hitting on em

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It has been a hot topic on almost every board I have been on. One of those companies like extensz put out a chart showing women's ideal and it was ridiculous like 1% of the male pop is ideal. Somewhere that wrist thing came up and I found it hilarious.

What guys don't understand is that women do not have special and measurement skills like we do. Ask a girl to show you six inches using her two hands. Like hey hold your hands up six inches apart. You will see everything from three inches to over a foot.

So not only do bitches not know what they want
If they did know they wouldn't be able to tell you anyways so don't trip.
 
I personally can attest that penis size does make a difference, more so in the male mind than anything else. Simply put, if penis size matters to you, then it does matter.

When I was 18, I was really overweight, felt really small and didn't think I'd be able to sexually satisfy most women. I think I probably measured somewhere in the 4.5" range on length. Needless to say, it bothered me a lot and I doubt any woman would ever understand what its like having a small penis.

I decided to do all the research I could on penis lengthening, and began my own "workout" that was a simple 10-15minute jelqing session everyday. I stuck to it, and after about 4 months I noticed I had gained about .25" in girth and .25" in length. It wasn't a huge increase, but it was an increase nonetheless, and proved to me that it was indeed possible to grow. After a while I invested in a hydro penis pump, as well as an extender. I also started doing a lot of cardio and got my bodyfat down a lot, which aided in gains. I suppose it's interesting knowing what it's like having a below average size penis to now having an above average size. I can honestly say though, added length is nice to have because it opens the possibility of some different positions that smaller sizes have difficulty doing.

I'm 22 now and I'm into my 3rd year of PE, and I measured in at about 8.5" in length and close to 6" in girth. It's taken me a while to get to where I'm at, and even now I feel like I could be bigger. I look at penis enhancement in the same exact way I view bodybuilding, in that it takes effort everyday and the results you get don't happen overnight- but I'll say it's 100% worth it. Most women cannot handle a lot of length, and I can count the number of times I've went all the way inside my current GF on one hand. In my own experience, girth is really where it's at for most women. An average size of 5.5-6.5" in length with plenty of girth will give any girl a pretty hard orgasm. For any guy that's not sure about the sexual satisfaction he can give a girl, I'd highly recommend the bathmate (or any good water based penis pump) and a solid PE routine of sqaush jelqs everyday (a 10-15minute session should be enough) and you'll see your girth explode.

That old saying of, "you're stuck with what you got" - well, it turns out that's not true.
 
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Forgot to mention that the hydro pump is nice because you'll get the instantaneous increase in girth of .5 to 1inch, putting you in the "big" category for most women, as well as the longterm permanent increases from jelqing + pumping.
 
I asked a girl one night if she wanted 9" of dick. She said yes, so I fucked her twice.
 
Moneytoblow said:
I personally can attest that penis size does make a difference, more so in the male mind than anything else. Simply put, if penis size matters to you, then it does matter.

When I was 18, I was really overweight, felt really small and didn't think I'd be able to sexually satisfy most women. I think I probably measured somewhere in the 4.5" range on length. Needless to say, it bothered me a lot and I doubt any woman would ever understand what its like having a small penis.

I decided to do all the research I could on penis lengthening, and began my own "workout" that was a simple 10-15minute jelqing session everyday. I stuck to it, and after about 4 months I noticed I had gained about .25" in girth and .25" in length. It wasn't a huge increase, but it was an increase nonetheless, and proved to me that it was indeed possible to grow. After a while I invested in a hydro penis pump, as well as an extender. I also started doing a lot of cardio and got my bodyfat down a lot, which aided in gains. I suppose it's interesting knowing what it's like having a below average size penis to now having an above average size. I can honestly say though, added length is nice to have because it opens the possibility of some different positions that smaller sizes have difficulty doing.

I'm 22 now and I'm into my 3rd year of PE, and I measured in at about 8.5" in length and close to 6" in girth. It's taken me a while to get to where I'm at, and even now I feel like I could be bigger. I look at penis enhancement in the same exact way I view bodybuilding, in that it takes effort everyday and the results you get don't happen overnight- but I'll say it's 100% worth it. Most women cannot handle a lot of length, and I can count the number of times I've went all the way inside my current GF on one hand. In my own experience, girth is really where it's at for most women. An average size of 5.5-6.5" in length with plenty of girth will give any girl a pretty hard orgasm. For any guy that's not sure about the sexual satisfaction he can give a girl, I'd highly recommend the bathmate (or any good water based penis pump) and a solid PE routine of sqaush jelqs everyday (a 10-15minute session should be enough) and you'll see your girth explode.

That old saying of, "you're stuck with what you got" - well, it turns out that's not true.
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Pics or it didn't happen
 
Honestly I Just think you was a young buck when you started and you grow with age and time.
 
Agentyes said:
Girls like a cock that is the same girth as her own wrist.

Its science.
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So how do you get the wrist in without the hand first? lol or does your man have a missing hand?
 
Swfl said:
So how do you get the wrist in without the hand first? lol or does your man have a missing hand?
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Reading fail lol. Her wrist also it was a Joke also if you review fisting technique... nevermind
And he's a pirate.
 
Agentyes said:
Reading fail lol. Her wrist also it was a Joke also if you review fisting technique... nevermind
And he's a pirate.
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Educate us on fisting ;)
 
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exphys88 said:
Educate us on fisting ;)
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Ahahhaaa um all I know is what a drunk lesbian demonstrated in the most pg13 full clothed way possible. By which I mean she fisted THE AIR to demonstrate for a group of us. It involves making your hand as tiny and pointy as possible so its as close to the same width as the wrist as possible. Limited by the knuckles of course. She did have dainty little girl hands despite the butch rest of her.
 
Agentyes said:
Ahahhaaa um all I know is what a drunk lesbian demonstrated in the most pg13 full clothed way possible. By which I mean she fisted THE AIR to demonstrate for a group of us. It involves making your hand as tiny and pointy as possible so its as close to the same width as the wrist as possible. Limited by the knuckles of course. She did have dainty little girl hands despite the butch rest of her.
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I'm pretty sure girls that get fisted aren't much fun to have sex with. It's like a guy doing something to make his cock smaller.
 
exphys88 said:
I'm pretty sure girls that get fisted aren't much fun to have sex with. It's like a guy doing something to make his cock smaller.
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Lol. 3 words never heard. Intentional cock reduction.


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i don't get the whole showing the girls gaping asshole in porn either. oh look at my big flapping assbag have fun trying to touch the sides. ??? wtf is that? sounds like the exact opposite of feel good.
 
Little Wing said:
i don't get the whole showing the girls gaping asshole in porn either. oh look at my big flapping assbag have fun trying to touch the sides. ??? wtf is that? sounds like the exact opposite of feel good.
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Hahhahhaa
Fast forward!
Fast forward!
 
Little Wing said:
i don't get the whole showing the girls gaping asshole in porn either. oh look at my big flapping assbag have fun trying to touch the sides. ??? wtf is that? sounds like the exact opposite of feel good.
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Me either
 
exphys88 said:
Pics or it didn't happen
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I find it funny that PE is pretty much unheard for most people, whereas in the adult entertainment circles, it's common knowledge. In my honest opinion, when the rest of your body is huge, even average size is going to look on the small side.. so PE is a nice way to keep things in proportion:winkfinger:
 
Moneytoblow said:
I find it funny that PE is pretty much unheard for most people, whereas in the adult entertainment circles, it's common knowledge. In my honest opinion, when the rest of your body is huge, even average size is going to look on the small side.. so PE is a nice way to keep things in proportion:winkfinger:
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it's a money making thing is why...if it actually worked, it would be discussed more on WebMD or dr's would be offering them up to patients to make money off of
 
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irish_2003 said:
it's a money making thing is why...if it actually worked, it would be discussed more on WebMD or dr's would be offering them up to patients to make money off of
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I agree 100%. Considering that jelqing, stretching, and the use of extenders offers no real profit for doctors or pharma companies, it makes no sense to offer it as a method for penis enlargement. Instead, they do however, offer a surgical method to increase penis length by cutting the ligaments that hold the penis in place. It's an expensive procedure that does generate some profit for the healthcare industry so I'm not surprised that it's the only option that's offered.

The success from PE is dependent on the effort and consistency put forth by the individual, and there's no amount of money that can substitute that.

Below is a documented study in the use of pumps to correct abnormal curvature of the penis. If the pumps had been used in a way to promote growth, I believe the numbers would have been much more dramatic.


"Pumps have been used to successfully treat men with Peyronie's disease, which causes unusual shortening and curvature of the penis. A 31-patient study conducted by the Department of Urology at St Peter's Hospitals and the Institute of Urology in London found, "clinically and statistically significant improvement in penile length, angle of curvature, and pain after 12 weeks of vacuum pump use". In this study, subjects with Peyronie's undertook two ten-minute pumping sessions per day for twelve weeks. The additional penis length, an average of 0.5 centimetres (0.20 in) was an unexpected side effect found in approximately one third of the subjects and not an intended aim of the study."

SOURCE: Raheem AA, Garaffa G, Raheem TA, Dixon M, Kayes A, Christopher N, Ralph D. (2010). "The role of vacuum pump therapy to mechanically straighten the penis in Peyronie's disease". US National Library of Medicine.The role of vacuum pump therapy to mechanically stra... [BJU Int. 2010] - PubMed - NCBI
 
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here's a link to a full book on what matters and what doesn't...i'm very very very confident after reading thru this...it defines the truths and the lies without watering it down to spare feelings...i think us guys are way too hung up on it...my gf has a bf who used magnums...she said she really couldn't tell a difference between him and me except she's way more attracted to me than she ever was him...i know i'm thicker than average cause i have to remove the condom to ejaculate because the ring on them is way too tight and cuts off...i can honestly say that aas has given me the extra size too...

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irish_2003 said:
here's a link to a full book on what matters and what doesn't...i'm very very very confident after reading thru this...it defines the truths and the lies without watering it down to spare feelings...i think us guys are way too hung up on it...my gf has a bf who used magnums...she said she really couldn't tell a difference between him and me except she's way more attracted to me than she ever was him...i know i'm thicker than average cause i have to remove the condom to ejaculate because the ring on them is way too tight and cuts off...i can honestly say that aas has given me the extra size too...

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Once again I agree with what you're saying. That's also a great link and I've already read a lot into those subjects. Above all, female satisfaction will be dependent upon how much she is attracted to you- and no one can deny that a larger member will look more masculine than a shorter one. I am in no way saying penis size is some sort of end all of the sexual experience between a man and woman, I'm just saying that it's an 'enhancement' that is nice to have. If a girl was only interested in what was in my pants, and didn't like me for who I was, I'd be extremely turned off. There's no reason to be burdened with the thought of your member not being adequate. Instead, I think it makes a lot more sense to learn how to make your own member bigger, and being more sexually pleasing overall.

I also think that extra testosterone helps penis growth, however, I can't find any research on that topic.
 
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You've all seen it here and everywhere, all these males claiming that their dick is this size or that size. It's time to bring a lot of that back to reality.

"Big" is mostly a matter of self-deception.

Although there have been quite a few pictures here of male members that truly were freaks of nature, better suited for a side-show than a bedroom, most of us are AVERAGE -- that's the quintessential meaning of the word, and the measure of the word is 6 to 7 inches.

But most males come up with some truly insane and inaccurate ways to measure their cocks.

Here's some facts and some guidelines for measuring.

First, LENGTH.

Males always say things like "my dick is xx inches long" and that's just as true as "I can eat pussy all night long." Give it a FUCKING REST!! The ONLY valid way to measure your dick length is to take an old-fashioned wooden school ruler, place it flat on TOP of your dick, and push it into your pelvis as far as you can, or until you draw blood. Looking down from above, where your dick ends is how long your dick is.

Read it and weep. It does not get any longer than that. If you know what parallax error is, then you know that this actually makes your dick measure a quarter inch longer than it really is.

Now -- you uncut bastards, you're a special case. Your prepuce DOES NOT COUNT for your dick length. If you're really ignorant, "prepuce" is your foreskin, the male anatomical part most commonly regarded as the most repugnant, rejectable, and disposable part of a man. Besides his personality.

Do NOT measure your prepuce as being part of your dick length. When you have your dick inside your fuck partner, your prepuce always slides back, so the only length they can feel is from your urethral opening and back. You are a DICK, and not a fin fish as defined in the Texas Parks and Wildlife Fishing and Hunting Regulations. Pinching a fin-fish's tail to make it long enough to keep is not the same as pinching your prepuce to make your dick long enough to fuck.

You are just a dick, not a game fish, no matter how large your bag limit or how willingly you'd eat a dick like you would eat a game fish. So skin it before you measure it.

For length, use the school ruler method. If you are actually longer than a 12-inch ruler, I pity you but you should either say "12 inches plus" or else get a goddamn yardstick from the sewing store.

Using a carpenter's tape measure does NOT count. If it did, I could hook the end of the tape in my asshole and measure a 12-inch dick right now, and I don't even have an erection. So could you. A few of you are doing exactly that, as you read this.


Next, GIRTH.

Girth is a technical term that means "how big around it is." I know I've been using a lot of technical terms here. Get over it. Get a dictionary. And NO, that is NOT a book that tells you how large your penis is, except that a few of you have your pictures next to the words "inflated" "exaggerated" "mendacity" and "fraud." And -- I left out "laughable" and "miniscule."

The only accurate way to measure the girth of your dick is with a flexible tape measure, the kind you can get at the sewing store -- or can borrow from your gay clothing designer best friend. You measure your girth by wrapping the tape measure around the AVERAGE-SIZE part of the shaft of your cock. And you cannot measure the "width" of your dick, because dicks are oval-shaped in cross-section and not all proportionately equal in width by depth. Girth counts. Only. And please don't say that your dick girth is how WIDE it is, because if your dick were that wide it would not be your penis, it would be the tail of a goddamn beaver.

And when you measure girth, wrap the tape just one time, bitches. One time. If you're one of those mushroom-headed fuckers, do NOT say your dick girth is the circumference of your mushroom head. That's a fucking lie, and you know it. If there's an inch difference between your mushroom head and its supporting structure, and if you think it matters, report both numbers separately. I've been told that some dick recipients like a big-ass dick head and a slender shaft to push it in and out. in this case, accurate reporting will get you more ass that actually wants YOUR individual dick.

Ot 500 more just like it.

AVERAGE:

To give you an idea of what's "average," six inches length is considered "average." A majority of women find that to be perfect, as long as the dick owner has a clue of what he's doing. If he does not know, then dick length is totally irrelevant, because he's a lousy fuck, no matter what. As far as men preferring larger, average, or smaller? I don't know about THAT, but I do know that pussies can stretch a lot more than rectums, so at least in theory, a pussy can fit a huge dick better than a rectum can fit a huge dick. Your ass-pounding mileage may vary.

If you are shorter than average, you may have to work on having a nice personality and good sexual techniques. Do that, and you'll be getting more ass than a ride at Six Flags. if you are longer than average? Same thing. The ONLY person who gives a shit about your freak-of-nature footlong schlong is YOU. Be a nice person and a good lover, or get used to jacking off. Jacking off ALL THE TIME.

As far as girth, I won't speak to "average" except to note that "average" girth is proportional to length. The rest of you fuckers can work the numbers. I am not in the business of measuring thousands of dicks to determine "average" girth, or "average" girth vs. length.

But here are a couple of numbers to make you shut your mouth.

A standard 12 oz beer can (Miller, Bud, NOT Coors) is approximately 8 inches in girth. So if you claim a "beer can dick" you better be close to this. Also remember that a standard 12 oz beer can is only 4 3/4 inches tall / long. That means that your "beer can" dick is nearly 20% shorter than average, and too fat to use. Don't believe me? In the privacy of your own home, try wrapping your lips around a beer can.

Next measure -- a paper towel roll. A paper towel roll -- exact same size as a toilet paper roll -- is just shy of 5 1/2 inches in girth. Again, in the privacy of your own home, maybe the next time you're sitting on the toilet jacking off (that may be right now for some of you), see if you can put your dick inside the toilet paper roll. If you can, then your dick girth is LESS than 5 1/2 inches.

I won't offer any smaller standards for dick girth comparison, because some of you might get your feelings hurt.

I will finish with this -- do NOT use a peter pump when you measure, unless you use the same peter pump every time you show your erection to another person. THAT should be a much greater embarrassment to you than knowing your dick isn't as big around as a beer can and you don't need a yardstick to see how long it is.

Now all you mutherfuckers need to QUIT LYING and MEASURE UP to the truth. If you really do have an actually huge dick, that's your business. If you are AVERAGE, that's your business. If you have a truly small cock, that's your business.

Well, your business, and the business of all the people who want to fuck you. And there are enough people in the world who want different sizes of dicks that you will have NO trouble getting ass, just as soon as you quit being a DICK and lying about your peter.​
 
I posted this a while ago. The TV Show Bullshit tested all these claims. They found three losers who jelqued, vacuum pumped, hung shit of their johnson and have the before and after measurements taken by a urologist. The end of the six months no one got a bigger wang out of the deal, just very embarrassed. The message is simple, just learn how to use what you got. If the chick is so big down there you need to wear a safety harness, find some one else to play with.
 
dogsoldier said:
I posted this a while ago. The TV Show Bullshit tested all these claims. They found three losers who jelqued, vacuum pumped, hung shit of their johnson and have the before and after measurements taken by a urologist. The end of the six months no one got a bigger wang out of the deal, just very embarrassed. The message is simple, just learn how to use what you got. If the chick is so big down there you need to wear a safety harness, find some one else to play with.
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At this point I feel like I'm repeating myself so much that it seems nobody is really interested in the subject, so I'll just leave it. First of all, "three losers" sound like people who:
A.) have no idea how to properly jelq, fyi- you dont rub some baby oil on your dick and mindlessly run your hand down your penis for an hour, and you also don't "hang" objects from your penis until it goes turns blue and feels numb. There is a very distinct way a jelq is performed to stimulate blood flow and expand the chambers in the penis to make them hold more blood, and thus cause growth.
B.) Have no business representing the Penis Enlargement community. Why not have a member from thunder's palace, or matters of size, or even PEgym on the show?
C.) probably never even did any of the mentioned exercises, because 6 months of some form of PE would cause some miniscule growth albeit done in a very poor manner.

I suppose it's no surprise that most people assume PE is a scam or some fake claim. However, it's possible to find the truth of it if you're truly interested in the subject. Of course, you could simply try jelqing or pumping for a couple months and measure yourself-- when you see the gains come you won't want to stop.
 
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