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    Lettermans top ten reasons there are no blacks in NASCAR

    David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:

    # 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

    # 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

    # 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

    # 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same
    time.

    # 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.

    # 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.

    # 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

    # 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.

    # 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.

    AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN
    NASCAR........... ...

    #1 -They can't wear their helmets sideways.
    I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself

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    "When they crash their cars, they bail out & run."

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    No way letterman said that
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    noway he said that but still funny

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    because they have too much pride to get in a day-glo multicolored jumper and get into a day-glo multicolored car and drive in a circle a few hundred times.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FishOrCutBait View Post
    because they have too much pride to get in a day-glo multicolored jumper and get into a day-glo multicolored car and drive in a circle a few hundred times.



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    Quote Originally Posted by clemson357 View Post
    No way letterman said that
    yeah, I know. I just copied and pasted the email. Still thought it was funny.
    I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself

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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS View Post


    thats a nigga. thats not a black person.
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    He looks black to me.

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    Can't get used to following the car with the flashing lights....


    Officials won't approve Chase Car, opposite of before mentioned Pace Car......

    Speaking of Police Cars have you guys seen the new Carbon Motors Cruiser, looks pretty cool.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    Speaking of Police Cars have you guys seen the new Carbon Motors Cruiser, looks pretty cool....
    Police Car for Police | Carbon Motors Corporation

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