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    Lettermans top ten reasons there are no blacks in NASCAR






    David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:

    # 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

    # 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

    # 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

    # 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same
    time.

    # 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.

    # 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.

    # 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

    # 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.

    # 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.

    AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN
    NASCAR........... ...

    #1 -They can't wear their helmets sideways.
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    No way letterman said that
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    noway he said that but still funny

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    because they have too much pride to get in a day-glo multicolored jumper and get into a day-glo multicolored car and drive in a circle a few hundred times.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FishOrCutBait View Post
    because they have too much pride to get in a day-glo multicolored jumper and get into a day-glo multicolored car and drive in a circle a few hundred times.




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    Quote Originally Posted by clemson357 View Post
    No way letterman said that
    yeah, I know. I just copied and pasted the email. Still thought it was funny.
    I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself

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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS View Post


    thats a nigga. thats not a black person.
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    He looks black to me.

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    There's no trunk space...so no thumpers or ghetto blasters.

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    Can't get used to following the car with the flashing lights....


    Officials won't approve Chase Car, opposite of before mentioned Pace Car......

    Speaking of Police Cars have you guys seen the new Carbon Motors Cruiser, looks pretty cool.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    Speaking of Police Cars have you guys seen the new Carbon Motors Cruiser, looks pretty cool....
    Police Car for Police | Carbon Motors Corporation

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Monkey Man View Post
    It has an Infrared Camera so that next time a date runs and hides you can track her down, also the back seats can be hosed down so after your tryst with your usuall post date hooker you can sterilize it for the next nights adventures........
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    It has an Infrared Camera so that next time a date runs and hides you can track her down, also the back seats can be hosed down so after your tryst with your usuall post date hooker you can sterilize it for the next nights adventures........
    HMMMnnn...

    Maybe our local buddy Charles Barkley will
    get the "hooker/drunk/police" alert function on his?




    One of my XGFs (Late last year)
    Had a gym membership to the ritzy place where barkley, kerr, nash, and a bunch of other douchbags WO.
    $149 a month, and she was so rooted to the PYMT that sh never went outdoors w/me to climb or hike or adventure!?!?!

    Annnnnnnd, she's history
    (twas hot though)
    --------------------------------

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Monkey Man View Post
    HMMMnnn...

    Maybe our local buddy Charles Barkley will
    get the "hooker/drunk/police" alert function on his?




    One of my XGFs (Late last year)
    Had a gym membership to the ritzy place where barkley, kerr, nash, and a bunch of other douchbags WO.
    $149 a month, and she was so rooted to the PYMT that sh never went outdoors w/me to climb or hike or adventure!?!?!

    Annnnnnnd, she's history
    (twas hot though)
    --------------------------------

    BTW Manic,

    "Your Ma was talkin to me and she tells me how to live!?"
    I can't listen to you right now cause my head is like a sieve.....
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
    not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
    and drag down the features of age,
    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
    eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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