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    Penis Injections

    Well about a month ago my buddy tells me that the penis can grow from frequent injects of synthol. It not only grows synthetically but from the oil stretching the tissue in the penis it actually creates room for permanent growth and better blood flow.
    So I gave it a shot. I have been injecting every other day 1cc for the past three weeks....moving the injects around each time.
    I noticed some significant localized growth but I was wondering why I sometimes get a little bit of blood in my urine. Can anyone tell me why this is??? And if so can I have some suggestions on how to make it stop.
    Thanks Guys,

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    Bulking for muscles not pleasure

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    It might have something to do WITH THE NEEDLE YOU'RE STICKING IN YOUR PENIS!!

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    this is bullshit
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    But, I've been with girls that had saggy chests and boring butts and they still had no personality. Those girls are usually really bitter. I think they realize they are useless.

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    on the off chance this isnt bullshit i still call bullshit. synthol has to be a im injection. your penis would have to be massive to get the shots to not be to shallow. also you would get oil pockets, or lumps under the skin.
    i bet in the world you live in every one is a pony, eats rainbows, and craps butterflys.
    there is no damn justice in the world.

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    If this is BS or not, why would you even want to do that? Live with what you've got. As long as it works.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleSportMag View Post
    If this is BS or not, why would you even want to do that? Live with what you've got. As long as it works.
    That might be ok for you to say but I am very small.

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    TRUE OR NOT this is the funniest fn thread iv seen in awhile.

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    holy crap.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by KungFu View Post
    That might be ok for you to say but I am very small.
    Then buy your penis a little set of dumbells.


    By the way, your dick isn't made of muscle...so you might as well inject your ear lobes with the stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KungFu View Post
    That might be ok for you to say but I am very small.
    Compared to what?




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    can we make this a permanent sticky, just for days when I either A) need a laugh or B) think I might be losing it...

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    You must have one set of balls in order to put a needle on your penis.

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    Thanks for the info fellas I am gonna use a smaller needle.
    I have added 2 inches in length and a inch in gerth and still growing (watch out John Holmes)

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    For the sake of this thread and science and just for the laughs....Post before and after pics!

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    Quote Originally Posted by KungFu View Post
    Thanks for the info fellas I am gonna use a smaller needle.
    I have added 2 inches in length and a inch in gerth and still growing (watch out John Holmes)
    That's was a no brainer, you need the right size tool for the.....um tool.

    I hope you do come out looking like Holmes and not Valentino.

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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee View Post
    For the sake of this thread and science and just for the laughs....Post before and after pics!
    Can I post those kinds of pics here?

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    My goal is 11 inches long 3 inches wide, upping my protien intake.
    Oh by the way do I need pct after my cycle?

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    Oh-oh-oh-oh...

    Everybody want's Kung Fu penis, his penis was fat and greasy.

    In fact it was a little bit fright'ning, but he came with expert timing

    There was funky Iron men from funky Ironmagazine
    They were trapping when up, they were trapping when down
    It's an ancient Chinese art, and everybody knew their part
    For my friend, ain't you a stiff, then I'm kickin' from the hip

    Everybody want's Kung Fu penis, his penis was fat and greasy.
    In fact it was a little bit fright'ning, but he came with expert timing

    There was funky Kelju and little P Funk
    He said, here comes the big boss, let's get it on
    We took the bow and made a stand, started swaying with the penis in hand
    A sudden motion made me stiff, now we're into a brand new trip

    Everybody want's Kung Fu penis, his penis was fat and greasy.
    In fact it was a little bit fright'ning, but he came with expert timing

    Ha!

    Oh-oh-oh-oh

    Ha!

    Oh-oh-oh-oh

    Ha!

    Oh-oh-oh-oh

    Hu!

    Oh-oh-oh-oh(keep on-keep on-keep on-keep on)


    Everybody want's Kung Fu penis, ooh aaah Huh! that kid came were fast as lightning, Ha!In fact it was a little bit fright'ning,HUh! make but he came with expert timing
    Ha!

    Kung Fu penis, had to be fat as a light pole...

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    Quote Originally Posted by KungFu View Post
    Can I post those kinds of pics here?
    Well since your sure to be in the Hall of Fame here I may make a poll.

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    I was told to cycle two weeks on then swirch to botox or olive oil injects sound crazy, gonna have to research this.
    My way seems to be working, I have tried the peter pump what a rip off!
    I am a pretty beefy guy 240lbs pretty lean but in the locker room my penis did not fit the size of my body. What a embarrasment penis looked like a meal worm sitting on a beach ball.

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    This thread may be helpful to others here, we have a few guys with little peepees here, I do believe Clemens started a club or is a Mod in a small penis forum.

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    If this doesn't work, who would you take to Small claims court to sue?

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    Synthol Use - Synthol Side Effects - Injecting Synthol Injections

    "As far as side effects are concerned, injecting any significant amount of fatty-acid material intramuscularly can be extremely dangerous. When you jab a syringe into a muscle without any knowledge or regard to nerve distribution, you may hit a nerve and possibly cause permanent paralysis of groups of muscle fibers within that area. And besides the increased possibility of developing abscesses, there is also the possibility you might inject the fat into a vein or artery and cause serious tissue damage downstream. If this stuff is accidentally injected into a vein or artery, it could be transported into the lungs, possibly causing a "pulmonary embolism" or perhaps even into the brain, causing a "cardioembolic stroke." It's also known that injecting fatty acids into the system can lead to a condition where blood clots can develop, resulting in coronaries and strokes."




    Dude, you're pumping a sponge full of oil....Wait a minute....Is this FOREMANRULES?

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    ok now i call even more bullshit. since synthol is for site injection. it would not increase length in any way. it would increase girth. i call total bullshit on this bro. if you would have said you were pinning with like a half inch 26 guage pin. in multiple places it would have been almost believable. either way this is funny. for every one who hates on syntherol read up on it. actualy its an amazing compound that can couse one hell of a increase in muscle size, and help you break through platueas. syntherol works by stretching the muscle facia, and used correctly you can build new muscle in the pinned area. for every one who calls it a cheat so is using gear. just my two cents.
    i bet in the world you live in every one is a pony, eats rainbows, and craps butterflys.
    there is no damn justice in the world.

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    Dude's bidness is going to look like cauliflower.

    I think he should post pics of his girl's expression when he unleashes the lumpy greasy beast.

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    This trash doesn't belong in the Anabolic Zone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pirate! View Post
    This trash doesn't belong in the Anabolic Zone.
    Sorry bro just haveing some fun its a joke

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