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    Morning..............9-5-08

    Today is national jerk off day.

    Guys get to jerking and girls get to rubbing..............

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    Today is the start of beta of the new game I am gonna waste the next 1+ years of my life away on, very exciting stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rusty View Post
    Today is national jerk off day.
    Oh, Hey, I didn't know....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Splash Log View Post
    Today is the start of beta of the new game I am gonna waste the next 1+ years of my life away on, very exciting stuff.
    Starcraft 2?

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    Ah, so it is national jerk off day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaMayor View Post
    Ah, so it is national jerk off day.
    DaMayor, Don't be so hard on the guy. If he would rather play video games than jerk off, thats his problem. I mean it's ok if she acts like a pussy. Or maybe he has such a small penis that it's not worth jerkin...........

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    I must still be on ignore. Hmmmmmm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaMayor View Post
    I must still be on ignore. Hmmmmmm.
    It seems your high level of humor is lost on him. must be too sophisticated.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bio-chem View Post
    It seems your high level of humor is lost on him. must be too sophisticated.
    Since when did you become such an ass?

    Um, would you prefer I behave in a more boring, casper milk toast fashion? Is having fun too much for you? If so, I'll go dig up some more intellectual humor to suit your refined taste in levity. Oh, and while I'm at it, I'll polish up on my political dialogue as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaMayor View Post
    Since when did you become such an ass?

    Um, would you prefer I behave in a more boring, casper milk toast fashion? Is having fun too much for you? If so, I'll go dig up some more intellectual humor to suit your refined taste in levity. Oh, and while I'm at it, I'll polish up on my political dialogue as well.
    and here I thought I had given you a compliment.. Let me put it a simpler way. I thought it was funny. I even chuckled a little. have fun with your little circle jerk session here. Im out.
    Quote Originally Posted by LAM View Post
    Sheep get their news from the media, I get my news from Facebook. That's where the real unbiased news is found. any everyone from IM that is friends with me on FB knows this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bio-chem View Post
    and here I thought I had given you a compliment.. Let me put it a simpler way. I thought it was funny. I even chuckled a little. have fun with your little circle jerk session here. Im out.
    My bad....I apologize.

    Please feel free to join Rusty in his celebration.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaMayor View Post
    My bad....I apologize.

    Please feel free to join Rusty in his celebration.

    Sorry, I was a bit distracted by Built's pic's while ......ahhh hummmm, nevermind.

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    My thought for the day:



    Just skip the first 2 mins

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    Quote Originally Posted by Splash Log View Post
    My thought for the day:
    Dude, you should be ashamed for even thinking of little kids like that!!!

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    jerk off day? You mean there's a day for that? I must be the freaking Santa Clause of this holiday then

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crono1000 View Post
    jerk off day? You mean there's a day for that? I must be the freaking Santa Clause of this holiday then
    do you bring presents to all of the kids then?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crono1000 View Post
    jerk off day? You mean there's a day for that? I must be the freaking Santa Clause of this holiday then
    Pervert.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bio-chem View Post
    do you bring presents to all of the kids then?
    no, but I'll let their moms check out my sack

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaMayor View Post
    Pervert.
    Quote Originally Posted by DaMayor View Post
    Um, would you prefer I behave in a more boring, casper milk toast fashion? Is having fun too much for you? If so, I'll go dig up some more intellectual humor to suit your refined taste in levity. Oh, and while I'm at it, I'll polish up on my political dialogue as well.


    Sorry, I didnt get back to you, tiger. I was jerking off, in fact. Jerking off about getting fucking laid!

    Must be sad to not have some D sized tits distracting you from the computer.

    Now I am off to squeeze another pair, jerk off about it later, then see if I can order my Starcraft 2 copy when I get home.

    Hey 2 out of 3 cant hurt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AKIRA View Post


    Sorry, I didnt get back to you, tiger. I was jerking off, in fact. Jerking off about getting fucking laid!

    Must be sad to not have some D sized tits distracting you from the computer.

    Now I am off to squeeze another pair, jerk off about it later, then see if I can order my Starcraft 2 copy when I get home.

    Hey 2 out of 3 cant hurt.

    akira no need to be rude. damayor has her own double ds to squeeze.
    i bet in the world you live in every one is a pony, eats rainbows, and craps butterflys.
    there is no damn justice in the world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AKIRA View Post


    Sorry, I didnt get back to you, tiger. I was jerking off, in fact. Jerking off about getting fucking laid! So immaginary nookie is all you have now since you've pushed your only chance over the curb?

    Must be sad to not have some D sized tits distracting you from the computer.

    I'm looking at a D-sized tit right now....intellectually, of course.Now I am off to squeeze another pair, jerk off about it later, then see if I can order my Starcraft 2 copy when I get home.
    Hey 2 out of 3 cant hurt.
    Dude, you're a Badass, wannabe FAG. A whimphy, bullshit talking little FAG. How many beers did you have before you could talk shit, Its obvious you're a little A FAG with psychological issues, a petite little intellect, and the personality of a pile of gay shit. You talk a big game, but my money says you are a sorry little LOSER. So quit trying to square up with me, boy....you'll never do it. now go push a girl around or something....Homo.

    13 hours to respond to a bullshit thread....nice. What? Are you afraid my Bud Rusty might have something to say?

    LOSER.


    Go away boy.....grow a brain, and work on your character.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AKIRA View Post


    Sorry, I didnt get back to you, tiger. I was jerking off, in fact. Jerking off about getting fucking laid!

    Must be sad to not have some D sized tits distracting you from the computer.

    Now I am off to squeeze another pair, jerk off about it later, then see if I can order my Starcraft 2 copy when I get home.

    Hey 2 out of 3 cant hurt.


    Quote Originally Posted by DaMayor View Post


    Dude, you're a Badass, wannabe FAG. A whimphy, bullshit talking little FAG. How many beers did you have before you could talk shit, Its obvious you're a little A FAG with psychological issues, a petite little intellect, and the personality of a pile of gay shit. You talk a big game, but my money says you are a sorry little LOSER. So quit trying to square up with me, boy....you'll never do it. now go push a girl around or something....Homo.

    13 hours to respond to a bullshit thread....nice. What? Are you afraid my Bud Rusty might have something to say?

    LOSER.


    Go away boy.....grow a brain, and work on your character.

    there is either an inside joke I'm not getting here or yall are both drunk as hell

    Akira's argument is that he's getting as far as second base with a chick, and then his only option is to jack off and play video games.

    Damayor's argument is that a bunch of poor punctuation and gramatical errors help to depict a person's loserivity because he's not spending all day at a pseudo-flame thread.

    Whatever ya'll are having, I'm want some of it. I admit though, I laughed my ass off at "pile of gay shit." I mean, what would that even be like? I mean, I guess there's corn there, cuz it's shit, but there must be cum too cuz, well, it's gay. MMMmm... cum corn... It's like sweet corn I guess?

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    I thought more of you Crono.

    Defend a loser if you want to....

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    I'm not defending anybody. I just felt that him saying "I tuched a bube and jaked off about it. And Starcraft 2 is gonna rulez" just sounds like something, well, that I would probably say on the boards. I can't have anyone going around taking my reputation as the video game playing, anime watching, pervert-geek

    That and your grammar was comically atrocious. But you made up for it with "pile of gay shit."

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaMayor View Post


    Dude, you're a Badass, wannabe FAG. A whimphy, bullshit talking little FAG. How many beers did you have before you could talk shit, Its obvious you're a little A FAG with psychological issues, a petite little intellect, and the personality of a pile of gay shit. You talk a big game, but my money says you are a sorry little LOSER. So quit trying to square up with me, boy....you'll never do it. now go push a girl around or something....Homo.

    13 hours to respond to a bullshit thread....nice. What? Are you afraid my Bud Rusty might have something to say?

    LOSER.


    Go away boy.....grow a brain, and work on your character.
    Are you serious? "A badass, wannabe fag" is what you came up with? This is so absurdly childish I was picturing the little kid from "A Christmas Story" screaming it while I was reading it.

    Those 13 hours you were sitting if front of your computer waiting to pick a fight with AKIRA? He was off living life you fucking douche bag. You seem to follow him around thread to thread, antagonizing him. I think we need to reevaluate who the fag is.

    We get it, you don't like AKIRA. I've known him personally for over 20 years, and if you actually were to square up? My money is on AKIRA. Now shut the fuck up.

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    wow this shit talking match went to a hole new level some one pass the popcorn. gay shit hmmm thats damn funny.
    i bet in the world you live in every one is a pony, eats rainbows, and craps butterflys.
    there is no damn justice in the world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaMayor View Post




    Definitely your best bet, until you're pal Rusty gets here.



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    wow this shit talking match went to a hole new level some one pass the popcorn. gay shit hmmm thats damn funny.
    And what are you their groupie? I guess they do need a fluffer..

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    Quote Originally Posted by ReproMan View Post
    Definitely your best bet, until you're pal Rusty gets here.
    And what are you their groupie? I guess they do need a fluffer..
    My best bet eh?

    Okay, tough guy, whatever you say.

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