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  • Theyre funny. The louder, the better.

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  • Depends on the cleverness of the delivery.

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  • No way, no fucking how. Immature. I think I am better than everyone else.

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    Thumbs up How do you feels about farts?

    Do they make you laugh?
    Do they piss you off?

    For me, I think theyre hilarious. Especially when they get fired out at taboo times, like in front of a hot girl.

    Last week, I had an exam. Everyone knows how quiet exams are, so I decided to fire a fucker out. NO ONE RESPONDS. I was thinking that the sorority girl that always shows up late will respond when she gets here. She arrives, I let another one out. NOTHING! No laughs, no sneers, not a god damn word. The fucking gas bounced off the walls, there is no way it couldve been avoided!

    Ive never been so pissed about a personal fart.
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    when i rip them i think its funny... when someone else does, not so funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by PreMier View Post
    when i rip them i think its funny... when someone else does, not so funny

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    One of my old roommates farted constantly, it got old fast seeing as the farts smelled of putrid ass beef.

    If we are in an open area, I'll get over it. In my car, that is where I get the most pissed off.

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    You should all cut off your nuts and shove your dick inside of yourselfs to make a vagina if you get pissy about farts.

    I love everything about farting, not just sound. When I was a server the other servers would come up bitch about a table and ask for a "crop dusting". I can almost fart on demand given a 5 minute window.

    At school there is a hallway connecting 2 building, more like tunnel. There is always something like 6 people in there studying, it is my favorite place to fart. I just keep walking and they never see my face.

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    I love farting in confined spaces.

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    farting is the best thing ever invented. no matter what type of mood you're in, a real good fart can turn that frown upside down in an instant.

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    Ass bombing is awesome. I love being in the gym and just belting one off a bench to where it echoes throughout the whole place. I am on a ship and the berthing we sleep in has like 200 people in it and I keep the people up all night while I'm lying in my rack cracking off huge woffs of air doo doo. I'm like the only person who really lifts hard and takes supplements, so they don't understand why protein makes you get the bubble guts. Man, I blew some serious gut mud the other night while lying in my rack, and the guys in the two racks above me actually woke up and had to walk away for a few minutes. I couldn't hear them bitching because I was listening to my iPod. The next day they told me they wanted to literally vomit. Ha ha! That's what those thick bastards get for being loud and shit every night while I'm trying to sleep. Farts kick ass! Next time somebody says "Damn! Who farted"? Just look them in the eyes and say "Some asshole".

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    Quote Originally Posted by AKIRA View Post
    Do they make you laugh?
    Do they piss you off?

    For me, I think theyre hilarious. Especially when they get fired out at taboo times, like in front of a hot girl.

    Last week, I had an exam. Everyone knows how quiet exams are, so I decided to fire a fucker out. NO ONE RESPONDS. I was thinking that the sorority girl that always shows up late will respond when she gets here. She arrives, I let another one out. NOTHING! No laughs, no sneers, not a god damn word. The fucking gas bounced off the walls, there is no way it couldve been avoided!

    Ive never been so pissed about a personal fart.


    Thats too bad. I would have laughed my ass off if I had been there. Lets face it, farts are funny. The louder and wetter, the better.
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    Sometimes it really sucks, like when you're in your cubicle at work and can't help it, then someone walks in to see you. Not fun, man. Not fun.

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    I love the look on people's faces when they've just realized they walked into a huge cloud of fart. That happens in my office quite often, and I have to keep a straight face through the whole thing.

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    i remember a few years ago going out to the plant, after a long night of drinking. walking into the plant managers office, and just dropping a bomb. casually walked out and shut the door for it to brew when he got back.

    Oh he wasnt to happy...... but i thought it was funny as hell.





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    I am a Ninja Master of the Pungent Gasser.....I have mastered being able to control the flow of vapor from within. My job has me not more than 6 feet away from my coworker so in an attempt to keep him believing that that awful smell that creeps up every so often is the little sewage drain ditch at the back end of our warehouse I've had to learn to muffle the sound.....but believe me when at home I rip them cause it's funny when my dogs turn their heads sideways like WTF?
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    Quote Originally Posted by fufu View Post
    One of my old roommates farted constantly, it got old fast seeing as the farts smelled of putrid ass beef.

    If we are in an open area, I'll get over it. In my car, that is where I get the most pissed off.

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    I love farting! I fart on my wife any chance I get. She does the same only more often (which I find pretty entertaining also).
    My boss farts on me quite a bit, I don't find this very entertaining. He'll be on a ladder or something where his ass is face height, and blows stank all over me.

    On a side note, stinky farts are healthy for you...
    Stinky farts may help regulate blood pressure - More health news - MSNBC.com
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