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Have you ever put your balls in a vagina?

:wtf: If anyone is into this shit, I'll make a shrine of you.

The only things that can enter my love hole is dick, dildo, and my lovers toungue.
 
they'd have to very lubed balls held firmly so they could penetrate against resistance and i think that would take a very persistent guy n for you both to be a little silly in the bedroom. :thinking:

it could be done but y n it reminds me of that gif where balls get sucked in an ass i think it is.
 
I tried but i have no idea how its possible.

It was like picking a lock with a piece of wet blotting paper.
 
What a weird thing to think about.


Lol What about a nose in the vagina
 
^ No.


See my first post in this thread on why.
 

A lot of people might find this thread a bit weird but since I know Crono there are a lot of other threads in his head even more weird than that. But Crono is not sure he can post those fucked up threads.

What about balls dp? That could be the next step.
I did not try it of course but I think it would be too dangerous, some women have a lot of strength there.
 

A lot of people might find this thread a bit weird but since I know Crono there are a lot of other threads in his head even more weird than that. But Crono is not sure he can post those fucked up threads.

What about balls dp? That could be the next step.
I did not try it of course but I think it would be too dangerous, some women have a lot of strength there.
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:rofl: thats scary
 
^ True story.
 
Vieope said:

A lot of people might find this thread a bit weird but since I know Crono there are a lot of other threads in his head even more weird than that. But Crono is not sure he can post those fucked up threads.

What about balls dp? That could be the next step.
I did not try it of course but I think it would be too dangerous, some women have a lot of strength there.
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you know me way too well, purple buddy
 
IML Gear Cream!
Yep, Think I Took a Wrong Turn Somewhere :eek:
I'm out
 
I'm all shaft, no balls. Don't think its possible for me.
 
That would either be one loose vagina, or you are a bigger man then I am. I can't imagine trying to push that hard on my nuts to squeeze them inside.
 
cool idea, i must try
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danzik17 said:
Yes, but WYPIHB?
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Damn dude everyones agreed it would be hard enough to squeeze them into the glory box and your asking if he can put them in her butt? Have you ever tried to shove a grape up your nose without busting it? Granted old shriveled raisins would be know problem....

I bet Lance Armstrong get get at least one in, but I don't know if that would count.....
 
Seems like it would be awkward to get in a position for that...hmmm..then again, why do it in the first place?
 
Ok lets face it peeps...if you can fit your balls into your chick you either have small as hell balls, or your woman has a huger than life vajayjay.... I don't see anyone actually doing this!
 
Actually yes you can. It is fantastic for both of us

I'm sorry for those of you who think this is weird or sick.
It's just sex. Certainly more normal than boys on boys or girls on girls.

My wife and I tried this about two years ago.
After several attempts and various methods we managed it.
Personally I like it. When I pull outward since both testicles attempt to come out simultaneously it gets very interesting.
If she doesn't want you out it's nearly impossible.
My testicles are rather large so this works well to make them stay in. It's difficult to get in but worth it.
We get together like a fork in a branch , "try it with your fingers on each hand" makes for a very deep penetration and very close crotch to crotch mating.

With that done and with a good strap around my whole package to get things out front well lubricated I use my thumbs to push on the right side as it is the larger of the two.
When it is in I keep it in with the thumb and remove the strap and work on the other.
It took a while to develop the technique but it works. With the lubrication and her doing her clench everything moves in as far as it will go.
Then the fun starts.
It's very intimate, fun, and sensual.
Don't be silly about it. You suck dick, balls and eat pussy. So what's the problem here?
After about two years of doing this a couple times a month she thought up a variation on this.
As we had already tried saline infusion of my scrotum etc she said, "think we could do saline after they are in?"
Well I was a little hesitant about that as I didn't know how long it might take to get back out when she had enough.
So we tried something a little more short lived.
I have also inflated with N2O With N2O I can get to about 17 inches around. We know that is a bit much for her but we decided to test this theory as N2O is absorbed in a few minutes.
After getting everything in, I very carefully placed a #22 needle in the right place.
It was a little difficult as I had to pull back a bit from her but she clenched down and that helped. With the needle in I moved back in as far as possible and put a leather strap around me as close as possible, to slow the N2O migration to my abdomen. Actually a modified cat collar.
I then slowly opened the N2O valve and immediately felt the normal sensation of N2O entering, "I like it!"
In about a minute she said she could feel it getting a little tight in there.
I asked if she needed me to stop and she said, "I'll let you know when."
Pretty soon it was getting tighter for me too. As the natural shape of things took effect the ballooning effect caused my goods to attempt to move father inside where there is actually more room.
After she said it was enough we started attempting the normal motions.
No way! The balloon effect had me drawn in so far I could only back out about 1 inch or so. Very nice feeling of pulling out and being held tight and pulled in.
It was a really fine and weird sensation to feel as if I was trapped in my woman.
We love it and did it a few more times.
After doing this a few times she said the N2O was wearing off too soon and suggested we try it with saline.
There was a l little concern here as it takes me about 14 hours to return to normal size from saline.
Any way to make this story a little shorter we hung a full liter of normal .09% saline about 10 ft up for some pressure to get things going a little faster. A column of water is about 1/2 psi per ft height so we had about 5Psi.
I can normally hold a little over 1 liter so from the N2O sessions we knew 1 liter was more than enough.
Slowly but very slowly the saline flowed in. Soon I felt the same pressure as the N2O as she was getting full of me, "saline filled."
When she said to stop we actually had used over 800cc of the 1000cc bag.
We both were surprised.
Again I could only move a very small amount. the difference now was that not only could she squeeze and keep me in, "I couldn't get out with her trying to help."
OOPS!
We played for about four hours taking naps every once in a while but still couldn't get apart.
That was a mind blowing extreme sensation for me. Kinda like she has complete control.
Finally after about six hours and total exhaustion we drifted off to sleep.
When we woke up it had been about 10 hours. We started to play again.
In some ways that was an error.
What happened was if upon waking we could have parted because I was flaccid.
So we played about an hour and took another nap.
On waking we made an immediate attempt to separate.
With some difficulty on her part we made it.

That was over six months ago and we have done this several times.
She is on the way home and at her request I have the saline in a warm bath ready to be hung soon as she get here.
Over the year we have managed to slowly graduate from the original 800cc to the full 1000cc.
Today we have two bags hooked up to a Y connector. We are going to go for all we can take.
I'm excited! She said, "be ready, I'm ten minutes away and shaking with excitement."
The new sterile IV tubing with capped needle is ready and waiting.
When she gets here we will do normal sex for a few minutes then hang the two bags and insert the needle. We will only stop the infusion when one of us absolutely has to.

It's gonna be fun.
For those of you out there who don't have any imagination or a little kink to have fun........ I feel for you.
Life is too short to be bored with sex!
Oh yes I like giving her oral sex too. I don't much care one way or the other if she gives me oral six.
Boys/men to me are the most disgusting things on earth.
I wouldn't touch one with you.........D..........
But a clean woman can sit on my chin any time
 
Dear Stufit,

your the biggest fag on this site.

Yours truly,
 
Stufit said:
I'm sorry for those of you who think this is weird or sick.
It's just sex. Certainly more normal than boys on boys or girls on girls.

My wife and I tried this about two years ago.
After several attempts and various methods we managed it.
Personally I like it. When I pull outward since both testicles attempt to come out simultaneously it gets very interesting.
If she doesn't want you out it's nearly impossible.
My testicles are rather large so this works well to make them stay in. It's difficult to get in but worth it.
We get together like a fork in a branch , "try it with your fingers on each hand" makes for a very deep penetration and very close crotch to crotch mating.

With that done and with a good strap around my whole package to get things out front well lubricated I use my thumbs to push on the right side as it is the larger of the two.
When it is in I keep it in with the thumb and remove the strap and work on the other.
It took a while to develop the technique but it works. With the lubrication and her doing her clench everything moves in as far as it will go.
Then the fun starts.
It's very intimate, fun, and sensual.
Don't be silly about it. You suck dick, balls and eat pussy. So what's the problem here?
After about two years of doing this a couple times a month she thought up a variation on this.
As we had already tried saline infusion of my scrotum etc she said, "think we could do saline after they are in?"
Well I was a little hesitant about that as I didn't know how long it might take to get back out when she had enough.
So we tried something a little more short lived.
I have also inflated with N2O With N2O I can get to about 17 inches around. We know that is a bit much for her but we decided to test this theory as N2O is absorbed in a few minutes.
After getting everything in, I very carefully placed a #22 needle in the right place.
It was a little difficult as I had to pull back a bit from her but she clenched down and that helped. With the needle in I moved back in as far as possible and put a leather strap around me as close as possible, to slow the N2O migration to my abdomen. Actually a modified cat collar.
I then slowly opened the N2O valve and immediately felt the normal sensation of N2O entering, "I like it!"
In about a minute she said she could feel it getting a little tight in there.
I asked if she needed me to stop and she said, "I'll let you know when."
Pretty soon it was getting tighter for me too. As the natural shape of things took effect the ballooning effect caused my goods to attempt to move father inside where there is actually more room.
After she said it was enough we started attempting the normal motions.
No way! The balloon effect had me drawn in so far I could only back out about 1 inch or so. Very nice feeling of pulling out and being held tight and pulled in.
It was a really fine and weird sensation to feel as if I was trapped in my woman.
We love it and did it a few more times.
After doing this a few times she said the N2O was wearing off too soon and suggested we try it with saline.
There was a l little concern here as it takes me about 14 hours to return to normal size from saline.
Any way to make this story a little shorter we hung a full liter of normal .09% saline about 10 ft up for some pressure to get things going a little faster. A column of water is about 1/2 psi per ft height so we had about 5Psi.
I can normally hold a little over 1 liter so from the N2O sessions we knew 1 liter was more than enough.
Slowly but very slowly the saline flowed in. Soon I felt the same pressure as the N2O as she was getting full of me, "saline filled."
When she said to stop we actually had used over 800cc of the 1000cc bag.
We both were surprised.
Again I could only move a very small amount. the difference now was that not only could she squeeze and keep me in, "I couldn't get out with her trying to help."
OOPS!
We played for about four hours taking naps every once in a while but still couldn't get apart.
That was a mind blowing extreme sensation for me. Kinda like she has complete control.
Finally after about six hours and total exhaustion we drifted off to sleep.
When we woke up it had been about 10 hours. We started to play again.
In some ways that was an error.
What happened was if upon waking we could have parted because I was flaccid.
So we played about an hour and took another nap.
On waking we made an immediate attempt to separate.
With some difficulty on her part we made it.

That was over six months ago and we have done this several times.
She is on the way home and at her request I have the saline in a warm bath ready to be hung soon as she get here.
Over the year we have managed to slowly graduate from the original 800cc to the full 1000cc.
Today we have two bags hooked up to a Y connector. We are going to go for all we can take.
I'm excited! She said, "be ready, I'm ten minutes away and shaking with excitement."
The new sterile IV tubing with capped needle is ready and waiting.
When she gets here we will do normal sex for a few minutes then hang the two bags and insert the needle. We will only stop the infusion when one of us absolutely has to.

It's gonna be fun.
For those of you out there who don't have any imagination or a little kink to have fun........ I feel for you.
Life is too short to be bored with sex!
Oh yes I like giving her oral sex too. I don't much care one way or the other if she gives me oral six.
Boys/men to me are the most disgusting things on earth.
I wouldn't touch one with you.........D..........
But a clean woman can sit on my chin any time
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:run:

greatest. first. post. ever!!!
 
I am not thinking about sex and sexy things but when I get sexy with my feelings, I will read that post. Patiently.
 
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