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    Condometric - the condom that measures the size of your penis

    Condometric - the condom that measures the size of your penis
    November 26, 2008 Madrid-based on-line store Curiosite has come up with a product that will surely be one of the novelty hits of 2009. The Condometric is a condom with a measuring ruler printed on the side that will accurately determine the size of the wearer’s penis. Currently in manufacturing, the condom will be available in four flavours (lime, cherry, banana and prophylactic rubber), both metric and imperial measurements (centimetres and inches), and in packs of 3, 6 and 12 (the party pack?).

    According to Curiosite, the Condometric prophylactic will be made of best quality natural rubber latex. They are fine, thin, smooth, ergonomic, with non-parallel sides, transparent, lubricated, with reservoir tip and nominal width of 54 mm (2.12 inches). The product will be sold via the internet, so spontaneity is kinda out the window.

    Indeed, that’s all the information available right now, apart from the FAQs which tell us that it’s a single-use product and that the ink doesn’t rub off (though we guess it might be fun trying).

    Sadly, the Condometric only measures to a penis length of 25 cm so we were unable to perform any product testing with any of Gizmag's regular writers.

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    where's johnnny?

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    Quote Originally Posted by IainDaniel View Post
    where's johnnny?

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    in the comments there

    If these guys had any sense, they would "adjust" the scale so that it more closely matches the aspirations of their target market. "See, honey, I TOLD you it was 8 inches!"



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    Is that a knee high sock or a condom


    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee View Post
    I am now selling smart ass repellent suits. They work really well , Just slip it under your skin and whala your ready to post

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    Well, I can see why this was invented. Us women wanna know men's dick size.
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    Thank god 7-year olds don't know the metric system...

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    Quote Originally Posted by A Black Guy View Post
    Thank god 7-year olds don't know the metric system...

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