I find that I enjoy masterbation in public tanning beds.
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Tanning Beds
- Thread starter ROID
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You should open up your on Tanning business and call it:
Tan Bed and Lotion
I've thought about it but i'm afraid it would take all the excitment out of my fantasies and people might think i'm ga-yay.
Are YOU the reason I keep slipping and sliding all over the place when I go tan?!? Haha.
Don't worry; i'm "sterile".
I like the black dress. I believe i've found some new material.
I like the black dress. I believe i've found some new material.
Knock yourself out...that's my ex lol.
you'll have that.
For some reason i thought it was some kind of newlywed deal.
Maybe you should try slightly over weight , uneducated women with stretch marks and at least 2 children under 6 yrs old. It's really not that bad. Their kinda freaky.
6 pack ~ 135 - 145 lbs.
12 pack ~ 146 - 155 lbs.
The next phase of research I will conduct experiments of specimens 156lbs and above. Probably gonna have to use the combination of liquor and xanax to undertake such a challenge.
Remember: adjust formula relative to height. Above formula is for women under 66 inches.
For some reason i thought it was some kind of newlywed deal.
Maybe you should try slightly over weight , uneducated women with stretch marks and at least 2 children under 6 yrs old. It's really not that bad. Their kinda freaky.
6 pack ~ 135 - 145 lbs.
12 pack ~ 146 - 155 lbs.
The next phase of research I will conduct experiments of specimens 156lbs and above. Probably gonna have to use the combination of liquor and xanax to undertake such a challenge.
Remember: adjust formula relative to height. Above formula is for women under 66 inches.
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You guys are serious? roflcopter!
I guess you are naked and you have lotion so it makes sense guys would think time to jack it. I don't use lube, so the idea has never crossed my mind.
I guess you are naked and you have lotion so it makes sense guys would think time to jack it. I don't use lube, so the idea has never crossed my mind.
lube is for pansies. I rough ride it. I like the friction.
Try it while getting a Spray Tan it drives the girl crazy.....
I done it again
If there is a super fine chick working the shop let her walk in on you next time, who knows what pleasures you may encounter. At least that's how the plot goes in most pornos.
If there is a super fine chick working the shop let her walk in on you next time, who knows what pleasures you may encounter. At least that's how the plot goes in most pornos.
We'll just say that "she" is "fine". No one has to know the truth.
"okie" "dokie", dior.
I was working on a design for a Rotisserie Tanning Bed, I figured one end of the skewer in the mouth with a mouth piece to bite on and the other end looked far too uncomfortable for most people so I abandoned the drawings, but I think I may have found potential clients in gay men who jerk it while tanning, I'd just have to change the skewer adapter ends to dildos on both sides and it's money.......
HA. The only way that they could make it any better is if they let my grand mother watch