My amazing body never ceases to amuse me during my daily life adventures through these not so interesting days of my life.
As I sat on my throne contemplating the joys of my future, what did my eyes spy ??? ... A very black oval shaped dot on my upper, inner right thigh. A very clogged hair follicle I suspected. What an opportunity for amusement. I carefully maneuvered my fingers to the optimum position and PINCH !!!!!!!!!!!
A solid mass of dried pus came forth that had to have been at least 2 weeks old. I'll let you know the exact age when I measure the carbon decay.
Now if I could make those black dots on my penis go away I might have something better to do than play on message boards.
As I sat on my throne contemplating the joys of my future, what did my eyes spy ??? ... A very black oval shaped dot on my upper, inner right thigh. A very clogged hair follicle I suspected. What an opportunity for amusement. I carefully maneuvered my fingers to the optimum position and PINCH !!!!!!!!!!!
A solid mass of dried pus came forth that had to have been at least 2 weeks old. I'll let you know the exact age when I measure the carbon decay.
Now if I could make those black dots on my penis go away I might have something better to do than play on message boards.