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    I need to pick a lock on a small brinks security box. I know some of you thugs know how to pick a lock.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ROID View Post
    I need to pick a lock on a small brinks security box. I know some of you thugs know how to pick a lock.
    Yeah, With the help you guys give him, I'll parlay that and pick the lock to a large Brinks Truck.



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    Well, I have to put the box back unharmed. All I have are bottle rockets anyway.

    If I had something small enough I could knock the pin out that keeps it hinged.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IronAddict View Post
    Yeah, With the help you guys give him, I'll parlay that and pick the lock to a large Brinks Truck.
    We have to start out small. Next we will work on a small combination safe.

    Either way, I believe this safe may contain harmful substances and I need to know.
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    Well my friends, i knocked out the pin which unhinged the lid. I thought said box contained a particular mind enhancing pill. Well to my surprise said box contained :

    1. flesh colored vagina with rectum. Felt like jelly

    2. one vibrating probe with about a 18'' cored attached to a control. Not sure if this is to be inserted into life like vagina/rectum , into actual human anus or both.

    3. collection of porn.

    4. some type of powder, non-narcotic

    5. Exten-Z pills

    At the moment I really feel ashamed of myself for some reason. I feel dirty, like i've seen the anti-christ. I believe these objects are vibrating low energy due to the fact they are used items. The probe vibrator especially. I'm going to ride my bike now to ease the temptation of using said items.

    I'll have to delete this later today because I'm paranoid that said person will navigate his way to this site and find out I went through said box.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ROID View Post
    Well my friends, i knocked out the pin which unhinged the lid. I thought said box contained a particular mind enhancing pill. Well to my surprise said box contained :

    1. flesh colored vagina with rectum. Felt like jelly

    2. one vibrating probe with about a 18'' cored attached to a control. Not sure if this is to be inserted into life like vagina/rectum , into actual human anus or both.

    3. collection of porn.

    4. some type of powder, non-narcotic

    5. Exten-Z pills

    At the moment I really feel ashamed of myself for some reason. I feel dirty, like i've seen the anti-christ. I believe these objects are vibrating low energy due to the fact they are used items. The probe vibrator especially. I'm going to ride my bike now to ease the temptation of using said items.

    I'll have to delete this later today because I'm paranoid that said person will navigate his way to this site and find out I went through said box.
    Get down Roid, now I can include you in my bank heist.

    Wait a sec, was this box black? My old house was broken into, and my collection had all those said items. I want them back!

    You can keep the Anthrax, though.



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    yep, it's black. They should really make those more secure. I bet it cost $30 or $40.
    If i had a camera I would take a picture of the flesh colored vagina/butt and post it. I've never seen anything like it before. The white powder is like baby powder I believe.
    I was hoping for adderall.

    It would be pretty simple to rob a bank in my home town. They have some banks in mobile homes by my parents.
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    I could never understand why some lockboxes have the hinges on the outside where any half-brained troglodyte could either unscrew the hinge or pop the hinge-pin out......

    It's like some chainlink gates I've seen where the latch can be locked but if you just push both sides of the gate open then there is no point in locking it.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by ROID View Post
    yep, it's black. They should really make those more secure. I bet it cost $30 or $40.
    If i had a camera I would take a picture of the flesh colored vagina/butt and post it. I've never seen anything like it before. The white powder is like baby powder I believe.
    I was hoping for adderall.

    It would be pretty simple to rob a bank in my home town. They have some banks in mobile homes by my parents.
    Those Vagina/Butt combos are usually replicas of a porn stars genitalia.



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    Quote Originally Posted by IronAddict View Post
    Those Vagina/Butt combos are usually replicas of a porn stars genitalia.
    Must have been made in China because the girl couldn't be over 10 years old. Very petite flesh colored vagina/butt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ROID View Post
    Must have been made in China because the girl couldn't be over 10 years old. Very petite flesh colored vagina/butt.
    That wouldn't surprise me, everything nowadays is made in China.

    What'r ewe gon do wit dat thar stuff?



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    Lock picking is fun, my best-friends dad was a locksmith and we had access to every lockpick kit known we could break into cars, vacant homes, padlocks, anything......

    When we would go to my summer lake house there were all of these vacation cabins that hadn't been used for years they had crap from the late 70's-early 80's like ancient Playboys, Hustler, this one had old reel to reel filmstrips like Devil In Mrs. Jones and one I think was called Some Like It Wet that was our favorite, the house was set back deep in the woods and you could close the blinds so no one could see the lights on from outside. It became our clubhouse and we would take girls we would meet by the lake there and play the films and use the record player and they even had a bar and an indoor jacuzzi.... I remember I got my first handjob in that house, I was 14 and she was 16 almost 17, she was my friends cousin and fine as hell. I remember first she stuck her foot through the leg of my shorts and grabbed me with her toes, then slid around the jacuzzi and put her hand down the waistband and my hand down hers.....I get the shivers just thinking about it.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by IronAddict View Post
    That wouldn't surprise me, everything nowadays is made in China.

    What'r ewe gon do wit dat thar stuff?
    I'm tempted but I'm concerned about the last time the little lady douched. Then again it's not like I haven't ever tagged teamed a girl before, actually only once but I try and not keep count. If I ever get the chance to steal it and take it back to my place I will. It would be to obvious today. Said person with said box would assume to much and then I would have to whack him. Ha, get it ?

    I wonder if those ExtenZ pills work ? There was only like 4 missing out of the box. I thought I read an article that the person who masterminded the whole male enhancement thing was either sued or put in jail due to fraud. Good idea for another thread. BAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ROID View Post
    I'm tempted but I'm concerned about the last time the little lady douched.
    I hear Lysol will clean her up very well.



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    I doubt it is more contaminated than some real vagina's I've had in the past. Especially that one time i fudged a crack hoe and used the plastic bag that comes with the ice bucket in motel rooms. Can disease permeate those bags ? i doubled it up.
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    Crack hoe bitches have stuff that will penetrate lead.

    You would have been better protected if you would have put that plastic bag over her head and suffocated her.



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    did you keep a straight face when your friend (owner of said items) came back?

    you could ride her hard n put her away wet. he'd never figure it out.

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    I won't see said friend until Wednesday. I'm gonna have to come up with some idea to mess with his mind a little. He'll assume that there is no way I could have gotten into his lock box. Either he'll think my references to sex toys are just a coincidence or assume he left the box open by accident somehow.

    I guess I could wear a condom and try it out one day. It may save me a lot of money. I could realize that I don't have to spend 100's of dollars at bars on alcohol in the hopes of possibly getting some female companionship.
    My magnetic aura is really getting strong, all of my desires are coming to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ROID View Post
    I won't see said friend until Wednesday. I'm gonna have to come up with some idea to mess with his mind a little. He'll assume that there is no way I could have gotten into his lock box. Either he'll think my references to sex toys are just a coincidence or assume he left the box open by accident somehow.

    I guess I could wear a condom and try it out one day. It may save me a lot of money. I could realize that I don't have to spend 100's of dollars at bars on alcohol in the hopes of possibly getting some female companionship.
    My magnetic aura is really getting strong, all of my desires are coming to me.
    You could say, " I've always wondered if I can crush extenxe-z pills, cut them with baby powder and snorted it, would I get faster results".

    Look at his face and let the hyjinx begin!



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    Quote Originally Posted by IronAddict View Post
    You could say, " I've always wondered if I can crush extenxe-z pills, cut them with baby powder and snorted it, would I get faster results".

    Look at his face and let the hyjinx begin!


    That is a good one and it's actually something we would talk about.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ROID View Post


    That is a good one and it's actually something we would talk about.
    Why does this not surprise me.



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