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    HELP!!!!! Need creative ideas!






    So what I have is, I joined a hash group...

    I have been with them for some good time; but
    I have a new person joining the group who needs an
    appropriate name...

    Help Please?

    Suggestions / creeativity due by SAT morning (mar 7)

    I expect seriously nasty creativity from you folks!
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    The thing is basically no rules...

    So let me tell you about the gal...

    She's short...

    She's a nurse...

    She Uses the P90X workout at home...

    She runs Marathons...

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    The Best ideas should have thing to do with...

    Running, Nursing, Sex, Beer, Alcohol...
    Or just be generally VULGAR!

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    Here are my ideas....

    P 90 Sex,

    Nurse Betty- Sex, (or X)

    Wet Nurse (was mentioned),

    Nursing the Hangover,

    Pump it in my Hands-
    (a reference to an IV or massaging a heart during surgery),

    Flow-Rinse Nightmare Gail (my fave so far),

    Mother Tear-easa Of Kuntutta

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    Take it from here!!!

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    Oh... I also suggested...


    Cunti McOnthebloodyragovich


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    Forget the names, now pass the Hash pipe!



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    You've got some pretty good ones there, may I suggest 'Slutty McButter face'.



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    Nurse Wretched

    Mother Cootches Bursting Thighs
    Mother Cootches Nurse-Me Wines
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    Dirty Nurse Short and Stout
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
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    Magnificent!!!

    Will be suggested for sure!


    Upon that:

    Sponge Bath Shit Pants, or
    Sponge Bath Bed Pan'tz


    More!, More!
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    New angle...

    "Nether-Shave-Never"

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    Anyone know about handwashing,
    or cleanliness techniques in medicine?
    (that we can warp inappropriately)

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    Sorry i'm a nurse but i'm not creative or anything, handwashing is handwashing you just have to do it for a certain amount of time (i was taught to sing the happy birthday song).

    What the hell is a hash group? Like hashish? You sit around and smoke hash? I must be missing something here.
    "The greatest obstacle to knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge." -Barry Marshall, Nobel Laureate

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yanick View Post
    What the hell is a hash group?
    Hash House Harriers - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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    FROM THE PH3 Yahoo Group Email List:

    Attention all Hashers:

    For those of you who didn't make it to the wonderfully hared 4th of July Independence Hash yesterday
    (thanks to hares "Bush Straddler" and "All Of Her Fist"),
    it is with great pleasure that I announce 2 namings:
    • Just Ben is now and forevermore known as: BENDover Dipstick (spelling subject to change, his choice)
    • Just Shelly is now and forevermore known as: Spongebath Sweatpants
    If you want to know why, ask them.

    Figured i'd get this out there because i'm not a worthy "Hash Trash Extraordinare" but we should all be up to date on the namings.

    Time to start drinking.

    NO-NO...

    I mean,
    On-on...

    - "Cant CUM on Saturday"
    (but it's Sunday)

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    Manic, the creative winner


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    Quote Originally Posted by The Monkey Man View Post
    Manic, the creative winner

    Now we discuss my fee for services rendered......
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    Now we discuss my fee for services rendered......
    Well, with depreciation... A beer

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