Passing GAS in public

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  • In Front of Lover, Date etc., he/she knew~ very EMBARRASSED!

    2 5.88%
  • Behind Lover, Date etc., he/she did not know! FREE of CRIME!

    6 17.65%
  • Near Strangers~laughed about it.... who CARES!

    13 38.24%
  • Silent Deadly! People falling over left and right!

    15 44.12%
  • Loud as a motorcycle starting up!

    3 8.82%
  • Almost Shit my pants!

    6 17.65%
  • Shit pants! Ran to home to change clothes!

    1 2.94%
  • I don't EVER pass Gas! (yeah right!)

    2 5.88%
  • Other (I dare you to explain your story!!!)

    4 11.76%
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    Question Passing GAS in public

    Touchy-funny sensitive subject but I know that Kuso and Bigss have already put their two cents worth in from a previous post

    Please read the Polls closely and vote. If you don't want to leave a post, that is fine, but at least VOTE!

    This is Fun! I think?

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    PS. This poll was designed to add onto Meatheads, "Taking a Dump" poll!

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    refer you all to eddie murphy's stand up on 'the farting game'...funny funny shit
    "I believe in the brotherhood of man, all men, but I don’t believe in brotherhood with anybody who doesn’t want brotherhood with me. I believe in treating people right, but I’m not going to waste my time trying to treat somebody right who doesn’t know how to return the treatment."
    Malcom X Speech, Dec. 12 1964, New York City.

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    I had to select two... Silent but Deadly and Behind Lover, she did not know...

    Mochy and I were at a store and I found this old guy down an aisle all by himself bent over looking at some item. Well, I walked up near him and let this silent one go that made you pray for the sweet smell of skunk!!

    As I walked away launghing quietly, others went down the aisle, looked at the guy and laughed or ran away.... I laughed harder and ducked.... BUT WAIT... NOW Mochy walks down the aisle and almost fainted. She comes running over and tells me the old guy smells like he just dropped a big shiat right in the aisle....

    I couldn't hold it in and laughed myself to pieces right there as we had to move further away as the smell started to carry over towards us!! Poor guy.

    If you try to make somethething idiot proof, they build a better idiot!!

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    LOL I'm on the Silent Deadly! People falling over left and right! Group

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    I always ask people if they wanna hear something funny, when they say yes I let 'er rip
    Man on a mission!

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    When I was 14 yrs. old, I was in a dept. store during christmas and I walked down the wrong aisle. (Barbie Dolls and junk) So , I let a nice slow one rip. I ducked into the next aisle. All of a sudden I saw this "priss" and her daughter walked down that aisle and heard her say, "oh look at the barbies, sweetie!" I ducked into the other aisle and then, I heard the lady gag when she got to where I let one off. She grabbed her daughter and said, "Let's get outta here, something has exploded!"

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    You left one off...

    "In Front of Wife & Kids, couldn't care less that they are trapped in vehicle and forced to endure it!!!"
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    I wanna know who has performed the dutch oven manuever.
    Man on a mission!

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    Dutch Oven or Pot Boiler definitely.

    Depth charge (swimming pool or bath) definitely.

    Ballooner (in wet suit) definitely.

    In smart restaurant (yes but not at my table)

    In the lift (just before leaving) a favourite!
    I've got my eye out for those special pics...

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    And then , Duncan arrives performing the gruely

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    Originally posted by Duncan
    I wanna know who has performed the dutch oven manuever.
    I am the North American King of the Dutch Oven manuever.
    I have killed more than one girl with this move.
    Naw just kidding,
    I never killed anyone with it
    but I did put a girl in the hospital once.
    The doctor said that anymore exposure to this type of gas
    would result in permanent brain damage and a loss
    of her sense of smell and vision.
    She is lucky she survived.

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    Anybody strained so hard while lifting in the gym that one just "slips" out and people would give you dirty looks?
    umm...yea, me neither!

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