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    Remember To Close Your Sunroof When Masturbating







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    The guy waving!

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    Who the hell would have a tug at the side of a busy road???

    He deserved it.lol

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    Who the fuck does that???????????????




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    Why would you jerk off on the side of the road. I can't even jerk it in my living room cause I think my neighbors might see through a crack in the curtains......
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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    no folds or creases from unkempt wear
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    no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    it makes it more exciting for me when there is a chance of getting caught
    " A cookie without sugar is just a cracker" ~ ancient voodoo proverb
    "A man with infinite patience is never left waiting."~ROID's past incarnation

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    he was probably doing that to get some privacy from a wife that doesn't want him watching porn... now if she's a funny videos online type person... uhoh.

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    My grandmother caught me stroking it once.
    " A cookie without sugar is just a cracker" ~ ancient voodoo proverb
    "A man with infinite patience is never left waiting."~ROID's past incarnation

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    So what was your grandma's reaction?
    QUIET IS MIGHT. SOLITUDE IS STRENGTH. INTROVERSION IS POWER.
    Words of a Wise Woman - We don't all get to have all things. I have been given more than most, not as much as others.
    I enjoy the gifts that I have, I share what I can, and try not to begrudge others for having things that I don't have.
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    Power House became my hospital and the iron became my medicine.

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    I was pretty young, she played it off. I told her I was changing clothes. Changing clothes in a corner behind a door.
    " A cookie without sugar is just a cracker" ~ ancient voodoo proverb
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    Why would you jerk off on the side of the road. I can't even jerk it in my living room cause I think my neighbors might see through a crack in the curtains......
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha......Yo u MUST know why im laughing so hard...BTW do you ever wonder, WHY your neighbors would come really close to you rwindow and try HARD to peek thru just at that time ?
    You've never lived untill you've almost died, life has an excitement that the protected will never know.

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    Tooo funny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by QuestionGuy View Post
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha......Yo u MUST know why im laughing so hard...BTW do you ever wonder, WHY your neighbors would come really close to you rwindow and try HARD to peek thru just at that time ?
    They'd never come in my yard out of fear for my dogs, but I can see them in their houses when my curtains are open. Some of them have children, I really would like to avoid an exposure to minors or something on my record....
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    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    LMFAO!!! That was hilarious!

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    i keep looking to see if he's been identified. THAT will be hilarious.

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    Suppose someday you actually face the guy, in person I mean, what would be your instant comment? (Just Curious)
    QUIET IS MIGHT. SOLITUDE IS STRENGTH. INTROVERSION IS POWER.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KelJu View Post
    Power House became my hospital and the iron became my medicine.

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    How's it hanging?

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    Quote Originally Posted by nkira View Post
    Suppose someday you actually face the guy, in person I mean, what would be your instant comment? (Just Curious)
    i'd look up n wave.

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    Sorry, but I gotta get home, wifeys cookin up some stroganoff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IronAddict View Post
    Sorry, but I gotta get home, wifeys cookin up some stroganoff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Wing View Post
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    Oh come on, that was just plain funny.

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    stoganoff is awesome. i wasn't sure if you were exxxcited about food or saying she's making... strokemeoff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Wing View Post
    stoganoff is awesome. i wasn't sure if you were exxxcited about food or saying she's making... strokemeoff.
    But in his case, he was making Strokenoff.

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    Come on guys he wasn't jerking off, he was doing something more embarrassing.....


    He was rolling his D&D dice. It's the new way closet D&D'ers play they each drive out to remote locations and use their in car bluetooth to talk.....
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    yeah...what a creep. lol

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