Thread: tricep dips

I'll smack myself in the balls 5 times if you can give me one good reason why this thread was necessary for any reason other than justifying bragging about how many plates you attached to your belt on a dip.

Originally Posted by phineas

i'll smack myself in the balls 5 times if you can give me one good reason why this thread was necessary for any reason other than justifying bragging about how many plates you attached to your belt on a dip.

+1

yea, i did feel the need to post it, looking for some recommendations on some good dipping belts...Do you feel the need to let your insecurities flow on the internet by being jealous of someone half your age who can dip more than you can?

Originally Posted by stfuandliftbtch

yea, i did feel the need to post it, looking for some recommendations on some good dipping belts...Do you feel the need to let your insecurities flow on the internet by being jealous of someone half your age who can dip more than you can?

um damn, body plus 180 lbs... I am jealous. Dude, as strong as you are you need to see the light and pursue power lifting.

Originally Posted by Phineas

I'll smack myself in the balls 5 times if you can give me one good reason why this thread was necessary for any reason other than justifying bragging about how many plates you attached to your belt on a dip.

Originally Posted by stfuandliftbtch

yea, i did feel the need to post it, looking for some recommendations on some good dipping belts...Do you feel the need to let your insecurities flow on the internet by being jealous of someone half your age who can dip more than you can?

lol, first of all I'm 22, not half your age. Secondly, I could care less if you're dipping 4 plates. That's fucking impressive if it's honest form. If I was going to be jealous of anything it would be your deadlift. I don't really give a shit about dips. They're great, but a big deadlift, squat, bench or clean is what impresses me.

How much you lift is irrelevant, though. If you wanted advice on dip belts why not ask about them? The thread title is "tricep dips", and you never once ask for any advice. You basically just say how much you lifted, but act nonchalant like your modest. You say the belt broke, but how is that a request for advice?

true that..who cares how much someone can dip lol

Originally Posted by stfuandliftbtch

true that..who cares how much someone can dip lol

you do... not impressed anyway i put 5 plates on my dick and pump that bitch. how u like dem apples

you must have needle dick to be able to fit it through the plate hole...

Well, I'm impressed with a 180 dip. If I could pull that off it would certainly indicate an increase in my bench press.
I'd like to see it.

heavy bomber.. i take it you're a powerlifter?

Originally Posted by stfuandliftbtch

you must have needle dick to be able to fit it through the plate hole...

yep just like a needle...been sewing up your moms all day

Originally Posted by stfuandliftbtch

you must have needle dick to be able to fit it through the plate hole...

clearly you are not using olympic plates which incidently have rather large centre holes which by my reckoning would indicate that the poster would in fact have some fair girth on his luncheon-truncheon.

Are your plates non-olympic, are they in fact plastic concete filled plates from walmart that weigh approx. 5lbs each

I myself like to overtly brag like a true egotistical moron that i can dip 90lbs plus my 225lbs frame for multiple sets/reps - with strictest of form, biceps touching forearms in the deepest position.

R

Just do dips like this and you won't need a belt.

I farted....does anyone care more about that than this thread?

Originally Posted by juggernaut

I farted....does anyone care more about that than this thread?

I do... Please elaborate sir.

Originally Posted by Bilal123

I do... Please elaborate sir.

Well, I had feta cheese and spinach in my omelet this morning. Usually cheesy farts push people out of the house, but if you combine sulphur in spinach and lactose intolerance from the cheese, it can mushroom cloud pretty badly. So, I'm responding to an email, when...brrrrraaaaaaapppp ppp p....it came out. My wife who is now my assistant in my gym, passed me by and said, "Good lord what is that stench?!" I kindly said, "Well, I had spinach and feta cheese this morning." She replied, that "I fucking stink." And proceeded to spray Lysol linen fresh scent in my direction for about 5 seconds.


The End.

Originally Posted by stfuandliftbtch

heavy bomber.. i take it you're a powerlifter?

Um yeah, but I'm committed to the 242 lb. class so I strive to have as much muscle mass with as little fat as possible. In other words I'm a 'powerbuilder'.

Originally Posted by juggernaut

Well, I had feta cheese and spinach in my omelet this morning. Usually cheesy farts push people out of the house, but if you combine sulphur in spinach and lactose intolerance from the cheese, it can mushroom cloud pretty badly. So, I'm responding to an email, when...brrrrraaaaaaapppp ppp p....it came out. My wife who is now my assistant in my gym, passed me by and said, "Good lord what is that stench?!" I kindly said, "Well, I had spinach and feta cheese this morning." She replied, that "I fucking stink." And proceeded to spray Lysol linen fresh scent in my direction for about 5 seconds.


The End.

You really delivered on that elabortation.

Originally Posted by phineas

i'll smack myself in the balls 5 times if you can give me one good reason why this thread was necessary for any reason other than justifying bragging about how many plates you attached to your belt on a dip.

+2

Originally Posted by Bilal123

Just do dips like this and you won't need a belt.

I've seen this guy on other videos and he's awesome. He looks like he's about 180 so I'd say he's really doing 180lb dips and has the vids to prove it.

Originally Posted by Phineas

You really delivered on that elabortation.

Thank you. I try.

In case anyone is wondering, I farted again. Damn you lactose intolerance! Damn you all to hell!!

Originally Posted by juggernaut

Well, I had feta cheese and spinach in my omelet this morning. Usually cheesy farts push people out of the house, but if you combine sulphur in spinach and lactose intolerance from the cheese, it can mushroom cloud pretty badly. So, I'm responding to an email, when...brrrrraaaaaaapppp ppp p....it came out. My wife who is now my assistant in my gym, passed me by and said, "Good lord what is that stench?!" I kindly said, "Well, I had spinach and feta cheese this morning." She replied, that "I fucking stink." And proceeded to spray Lysol linen fresh scent in my direction for about 5 seconds.


The End.

Well you skipped so much details :S ...

1-How many eggs in the omlette??
2-What was the band for the feta cheese??
3-did u cook the spinach before u put it in the omlette or just put directly?
4-How many calories in that meal ??
5-What do youmean by "people out of the house", do you have other people with you and your wife in your house cause that means you lie in a big house?? and where do you live?
6-How much time have you bn lactose intolerance ??
7-from whome did you get that mail ?? and did the mail have any effect of the fart release ??
8-does your wife assist you at the gym at home?? so you have a gym at home? so you are rich, you didn't tell us homw muh money do you make monthly..
9-Lysol linen what is that ?? and from where could we buy it ? please answer with reference and scientific explanations..

we all give a fuck about all these missing details :S

Originally Posted by juggernaut

In case anyone is wondering, I farted again. Damn you lactose intolerance! Damn you all to hell!!

Thank you so much for this info, I don't know how I was going to be able to live without this information ..

Originally Posted by assassin

Thank you so much for this info, I don't know how I was going to be able to live without this information ..

I'll keep you updated.

Originally Posted by assassin

Well you skipped so much details :S ...

1-How many eggs in the omlette??
6
2-What was the band for the feta cheese??
The band, or the brand? I bought it a warehouse club.
3-did u cook the spinach before u put it in the omlette or just put directly?
cooked first.
4-How many calories in that meal ??
ooh...about 600 kcal
5-What do youmean by "people out of the house", do you have other people with you and your wife in your house cause that means you lie in a big house?? and where do you live?
I have a son, a dog a wife and a sea turtle. The sea turtle's name is Big Bird.
I have 3 bedroom house near a beach in NJ on slab. Approximately 3000 sq ft.
6-How much time have you bn lactose intolerance ??
I've been lactose intolerant for well over 20 years.
7-from whome did you get that mail ?? and did the mail have any effect of the fart release ??
The sender was a member in my gym, and she does annoy me, so it is quite possible.
8-does your wife assist you at the gym at home?? so you have a gym at home? so you are rich, you didn't tell us homw muh money do you make monthly..
I have a gym in a different town. My wife handles my accounts that are late on payment and sends them to collections. I dont discuss finances. Sorry. It's taboo.
9-Lysol linen what is that ?? and from where could we buy it ? please answer with reference and scientific explanations..
I bought it at a Shop Rite. It's an odor neutralizer. Hence the reason for my neutralizing the odor.
It says it does this on the back of the spray can. It also kills the flu virus on contact, plus 99.9% of germs after 10 minutes.
we all give a fuck about all these missing details :S

I hope I've answered your questions to the best of my ability. I can be reached at my gym for further questioning.

Yea so.....I do dips at the end of my w/o, I can do about 8x3 without failure...should I be adding weight at this point?