WHy would your mom check out your butt?

Vale Tudo · 02-07-2003, 07:58 AM

Okay so I came home for a visit the other day to mis padres casa, and I was wearing a pair of warm-up pants, and my Mom was tlaking about how much bigger I was getting. ANd then as I turned around my mom says, "man, even your butt is getting bigger!" AYEEEEEE...Okay two things here #1. why in the hell is my mom looking at my ass? and #2 I will admit my ass has gotten a more (for fear of sounding gay [no offence to gays here]) but my butt is definiteyl more "bubbly" I guess. Wait even that sounds bad...anyway the change in shape of my ass is probably due to the squats right? but now I have a fear of my ass growing so much that eventually it will be broader than my shoulders and I will look like that chicks mom on the Bud lite superbowl commercial!

DaMayor · 02-07-2003, 08:14 AM

Hey man, there is nothing wrong with your ass being the same width as your shoulders!.......uh, right guys?

Fade · 02-07-2003, 08:17 AM

Yeah it's from squats.

I have the same thing going on. My wife likes it though.

Scotty the Body · 02-07-2003, 10:12 AM

Moms, ya gotta love them, mine asked me last year if I was doing roids cause of my shoulder size. And I'm 32 for crist sakes, what the hell would I bother with drugs for?

DaMayor · 02-07-2003, 10:24 AM

I didn't realize there was a cut-off age. Crap!! Now I'll have to give up Viagra too!
(okay, AlBob, there's your chance-ya won't get another one)

Vale Tudo · 02-07-2003, 10:49 AM

Ahhh at least i know other share my pain!!

perfecto · 02-07-2003, 09:49 PM

are yawl telling me squats make your ass bigger? that sux im not doin them ni more

Snatch518 · 02-07-2003, 11:27 PM

Ahhh... squats sometimes get ya with that.

david · 02-08-2003, 11:05 AM

Then, elect do do other leg exercises.... just don't make them lunges!!!

Scotty the Body · 02-08-2003, 11:13 AM

If you don't use such a wide stance and keep your feet pointed forward, squats won't hit your glutes so much.
I wouldn't quit doing them just for worry of a big but, it won't happen over night anyway.

Dero · 02-08-2003, 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DaMayor
I didn't realize there was a cut-off age. Crap!! Now I'll have to give up Viagra too!
(okay, AlBob, there's your chance-ya won't get another one)

WOW!!!! AlBoob did not POUNCE on such an invite!!!
What is going on??????

He musta been sleeping...

DaMayor · 02-08-2003, 05:15 PM

Geritol wore off...maybe too much prune juice. I think he has tired of my smart arse.Oh well.

02-07-2003, 10:12 AM	#4
Scotty the Body I'm Dead Sexxxxy!! Elite Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Canada Posts: 4,970	Moms, ya gotta love them, mine asked me last year if I was doing roids cause of my shoulder size. And I'm 32 for crist sakes, what the hell would I bother with drugs for?
	Cool

02-07-2003, 09:49 PM	#7
perfecto dirty but nice Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: land down under your mum Posts: 390 Photos: 5	are yawl telling me squats make your ass bigger? that sux im not doin them ni more
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02-07-2003, 11:27 PM	#8
Snatch518 Real American Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: PA Posts: 69 Photos: 3	Ahhh... squats sometimes get ya with that.
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02-08-2003, 11:13 AM	#10
Scotty the Body I'm Dead Sexxxxy!! Elite Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Canada Posts: 4,970	If you don't use such a wide stance and keep your feet pointed forward, squats won't hit your glutes so much. I wouldn't quit doing them just for worry of a big but, it won't happen over night anyway.
	Cool

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02-07-2003, 07:58 AM	#1
Vale Tudo Registered User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Maryland, USA Posts: 357	WHy would your mom check out your butt? Okay so I came home for a visit the other day to mis padres casa, and I was wearing a pair of warm-up pants, and my Mom was tlaking about how much bigger I was getting. ANd then as I turned around my mom says, "man, even your butt is getting bigger!" AYEEEEEE...Okay two things here #1. why in the hell is my mom looking at my ass? and #2 I will admit my ass has gotten a more (for fear of sounding gay [no offence to gays here]) but my butt is definiteyl more "bubbly" I guess. Wait even that sounds bad...anyway the change in shape of my ass is probably due to the squats right? but now I have a fear of my ass growing so much that eventually it will be broader than my shoulders and I will look like that chicks mom on the Bud lite superbowl commercial!

02-07-2003, 08:14 AM	#2
DaMayor On a Perpetual Bulk Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: ... Posts: 6,144	Hey man, there is nothing wrong with your ass being the same width as your shoulders!.......uh, right guys?

02-07-2003, 08:17 AM	#3
Fade I'm the daddy Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Houston, Tx Posts: 3,007 Photos: 5	Yeah it's from squats. I have the same thing going on. My wife likes it though.

02-07-2003, 10:24 AM	#5
DaMayor On a Perpetual Bulk Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: ... Posts: 6,144	I didn't realize there was a cut-off age. Crap!! Now I'll have to give up Viagra too! (okay, AlBob, there's your chance-ya won't get another one)

02-07-2003, 10:49 AM	#6
Vale Tudo Registered User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Maryland, USA Posts: 357	Ahhh at least i know other share my pain!!

02-08-2003, 11:05 AM	#9
david EAST COAST BRAT Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Waterworld, FL Posts: 25,420 Photos: 2	Then, elect do do other leg exercises.... just don't make them lunges!!!

02-08-2003, 05:15 PM	#12
DaMayor On a Perpetual Bulk Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: ... Posts: 6,144	Geritol wore off...maybe too much prune juice. I think he has tired of my smart arse.Oh well.

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