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Old 10-16-2003, 01:18 AM   #1
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Most useless machine

Besides infomercial machines, what's the most useless?
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Old 10-16-2003, 02:24 PM   #3
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Re: Most useless machine

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Besides infomercial machines, what's the most useless?
in regards to what?

for me most machines are pretty worthless, but for some they play an improtant role in their work-outs.

I guess the one that comes to mind is that standing "hip thing", not sure what they're called, but I see people using them and think to myself what a waste of energy. You would be so much better off doing some free weight squats or even dumbbell lunges.



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I agree with you on that one, Prince - I've seen a lot of people using that standing hip machine, but it has never done anything for me at all. I like many machines because they helped me learn how to concentrate on movement, etc...even though I agree that free weights probably maximize efficiency, if one learns good form.

There's some laying down hip machine thingy that has never made any sense to me at all.
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Old 10-16-2003, 05:31 PM   #5
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That must be very frustrating for you vanity maybe if you try shaving it will look bigger.
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Old 10-16-2003, 05:42 PM   #6
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Yes, Vanity...

That must be frustrating... I fortunately never had to use one of those. If I did though, I think I would keep that one to myself.


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Old 10-16-2003, 07:06 PM   #7
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Any seated hip machine.



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Old 10-16-2003, 07:34 PM   #8
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I'm going to have to say ab machine, too.
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Old 10-16-2003, 07:48 PM   #10
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Thanks Nick..........I think it's a waste on money & time



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Any seated hip machine.
I like them actually
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Old 10-16-2003, 08:28 PM   #12
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Yeah, I agree Mudge.
It's usually us men that get hit harder with problems in the ab area. Seems the more problems you have, the harder it is for the traditional methods to solve em. For instance, I hate situps <ugggg>. Any machine I can use to make the ab work easier, I'm all for it .




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Old 10-16-2003, 08:43 PM   #13
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Try using free weights. Try using bands....you are a band freak....put some labor in it...

btw....Im teasing you...



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Old 10-16-2003, 10:21 PM   #14
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Babsie,

I may take you up on that band idea .
Well, after I first look over your photos of the process .




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Old 10-16-2003, 10:22 PM   #15
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Not in the way Vanity is thinking!

I love bands. Constantly coming up with different ideas.



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Some of the Chitosan commercials and their boastings. It might work if you heave 20 pills at a time!
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