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    whose body would you rather have?

    if you HAD to pick one of these two physiques to have as your own, who would you pick.

    emaciated brad pitt


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    uber-roid-freak murkus ruhl
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    Markus Ruhl has always looked gross to me...it's the way his fill-out looks.

    Pitt does look "emaciated," in a way....has low body fat %.

    There are better examples of huge guys than Ruhl.....

    He'll also probably die of liver cancer in the future.....
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    Ruhl. Ruhl could always be slender like Pitt, but Pitt could never be massive like Ruhl.
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    Originally posted by camarosuper6
    Ruhl. Ruhl could always be slender like Pitt, but Pitt could never be massive like Ruhl.
    Here's a good way answer!

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    It's subjective. Ruhl looks like a tub of lard.
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    Brad Pitt's body isn't half as hard to aquire. But Ruhl's build is not the greatest. I'd rather be "The Blade" than Brad Pitt.
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    Pitt is a skinny bitch, but his body would be much easier to live with that Ruhl`s

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    I would rather have Brad Pitt's wife.

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    I'd rather have Pitt's money and wife.
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    I have brad pitts body, Im trying to get rid of it, Ruhls just gross.
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    Originally posted by Mr_Snafu
    It's subjective. Ruhl looks like a tub of lard.
    he does?

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    Would Pitt's body with Ruhl's delts be ok?

    ...I rather know which body the girls on this board prefer!

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    pitt

    well id pick the body jeniffer anniston likes best brad pitts body is how i actually wanna be maybe with a little more meat and muscle but thaz pretty much it... ruhl looks gross i dont ever wanna be that big....... he looks like a zit thaz about to pop....... and pitt mite be weaker but he is definatley healthier....

    so i guess its unanimous----i pick BRAD PITT-----

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    I'd say Brad Pitt only because my wife would freak out if I come home one day with Ruhl's body.

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    Brad Pitt is healthier, I need my health. I could always gain some more muscle, I can't regrow a new liver, kidney's and testicles. Also I hear more women talk about how they would screw Pitt than I hear for morphed freaks like Ruhl.
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    I would pick to be PITT...

    I get to bang his wife everynight...which I would probally be better at

    And when I was done.. I get to kick my own ass like Jim carry in Liar Liar

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    I would pick Ruhl. Then I would come and kick all your brad pitt asses at the same time
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    definately PITT. i wouldnt get any poon with ruhl's body
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    Originally posted by maniclion
    Brad Pitt is healthier, I need my health. I could always gain some more muscle, I can't regrow a new liver, kidney's and testicles. Also I hear more women talk about how they would screw Pitt than I hear for morphed freaks like Ruhl.
    Exactly

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    Originally posted by PreMier
    I would pick Ruhl. Then I would come and kick all your brad pitt asses at the same time


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    yeah dude.... if you picked Ruhl then your twig and berries would be all shrunken and couldn't fit pass the quads for effective penatration into Jennifer

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    How about halfway in between?
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    Brak86 definately PITT. i wouldnt get any poon with ruhl's body

    agreed.

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    ruhl. pitt isn't even buff at all. i bench more than him. pitt looks some skinny guy that just started working out.
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    The average girl doesn't like muscles like Ruhl has. Id go brad.

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    definitely brad

    More women want Brad than Marcus Ruhl.
    Thats a fact jack. How many mag covers has Ruhl been on?
    And like someone has said, lots of women are freaked out if you have too much muscle.
    Obviously, some muscle is always good. hehe.
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    Originally posted by PreMier
    I would pick Ruhl. Then I would come and kick all your brad pitt asses at the same time
    bull shit!
    i bet he cant swing his arms fast enough to swat a bug

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    Originally posted by seabee
    Would Pitt's body with Ruhl's delts be ok?

    ...I rather know which body the girls on this board prefer!
    i prefer the ll cool j body actually lol ... WHOA!
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    Originally posted by maniclion
    Also I hear more women talk about how they would screw Pitt than I hear for morphed freaks like Ruhl.
    that could also have to do with the fact that he's a famous movie star and all the ladies love him, not just for his body.

    Personally, gimme Ruhl. I'd rather be in the 1%of the world population with my muscle size than a skinny semi ripped guy. Besides, it was who's body would you rather have, not who you'd rather "be".

    besides, the pros pull MAJ. chicks as well bros. on another board i actaully got into an arguement with Tom Prince cuz he said pro BB's get the hottest chicks ever. Prince said Bob Cichorello has banged many of the figure chicks, who are among the "hottest".
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