how to prepare for a fight

Flex · 05-03-2004, 05:38 PM

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Originally posted by gr81
damm, I just have to say that any idiot who gest upset when he sees a pair of titties flashed at him needs to have his head checked, or his testicles revoked.

Nuts revoked??? OMG

buffed · 05-03-2004, 06:33 PM

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Originally posted by asicx
My theory: those who are giving out training tips, truly hasn't seen (horrors of) street fights that end up with bloodied foreheads and unconscious bodies (that look like they're dead) and think fighting is a show. I'm not talking about some nightclub brawl or after school fight, those get stopped by bouncers and administrators, respectively. I'm talking about fights that just so happens to occur in the middle of town where there are no authorities/security to stop it, and it doesn't stop until a group is beaten to near death. Even if they run, they get chased after...it's not a joke. And don't think once someone is down, that means it's over. This ain't the suburbs. I've seen guys get stomped on their head by 4-5 guys...fighting is not cool as some of you think.

4-5 guys? lol you should come to my hometown in indonesia and youll see how a person can get beaten up by 100 people and police just stand by and watch..

this guy who post this aint fightin with 4-5 guys, anyway the point is imo i dont think he should even fight.. whats he gonna prove? pride and dignity? why dont you just prove your level of maturity and not get into a fight? (cos this aint the iron-age where you have barbarians and shit, people are civilized nowadays) but if he still wants to what i said earlier is my advice..

V Player · 05-03-2004, 07:10 PM

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Originally posted by asicx
My theory: those who are giving out training tips, truly hasn't seen (horrors of) street fights that end up with bloodied foreheads and unconscious bodies (that look like they're dead) and think fighting is a show. I'm not talking about some nightclub brawl or after school fight, those get stopped by bouncers and administrators, respectively. I'm talking about fights that just so happens to occur in the middle of town where there are no authorities/security to stop it, and it doesn't stop until a group is beaten to near death. Even if they run, they get chased after...it's not a joke. And don't think once someone is down, that means it's over. This ain't the suburbs. I've seen guys get stomped on their head by 4-5 guys...fighting is not cool as some of you think.

Either that, or else you have seen alot of violent fights, and just think it's cool to fight. Which, IMO, is very stupid.

First of all pal, you dont know fark about us to be making statements like that. I dont know what thread you're reading but the one Im reading seems like its a lot of tongue-in-cheek and obviously boggus answer posts because we all, including the author, know it to be a huge joke by now. Including the 75% that you say are giving real fight advise And...

1) This aint Indonesia. Thats as plain as I know how to put it.
2) I am a product of the streets. Old school, before punk gang members started shooting at everything instead of being men and handling it with their fists. In my neighborhood back in my day, it was not uncommon to see what you describe. That was back when gang members carried bats, knives, sticks, or whatever and had real rumbles in the parks or streets at night. I was there, Ive seen it first hand. And I dont particularly care if you dont consider us "men". We wont have to answer to you on judgement day and we damn sure dont have to answer to you now.
3) The advise I gave were jokes. The majority of answers here have been jokes.
4) No this AINT the suburbs. Who the fvck said it was? You have what you've experienced, I have mine, and the people on here have theirs. Who the hell are you to come in and hand out judgement based on YOUR life???

Get off your high horse. Its not what you think. But if it was, who the hell are you to say something??

asicx · 05-03-2004, 07:48 PM

I didn't even give names, let alone remember who said what. So from reading your posts, my statement wasn't even towards you.
It just sounds like some are saying "do this, do that" as if it was a good thing to be thinking about fighting.

So then, is it a good idea to fight? You tell me, since you've been through it all.

And I do know that some of the answers are just jokes...salt in the eye? Come on, that's a classic.

Oh, and about being punks and shooting instead of being men, I disagree. If you are going to fight, why fight with fists, knives, or bats, when guns are the ultimate weapon?

live2pump · 05-03-2004, 08:28 PM

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Most other big guys know and respect a fellow guys strength and usually just talk it over man to man.

You couldn't be any more correct. In high school and up to I was 19-20 I was a strong guy, but didn't look the part. When we go out there was still a chance that someone might give me shit. The last 3-4 years I've definitely have a different physique and people look at you A LOT different. I use to work door at a club in college and not once did anyone challenge me and trust me there were a lot of fights in our club plus D 1-A football players. If anything happened that needed my assistance it was normally, "he big guy I have no problem" type of thing! Even guys who I thought would definitely step to me would act the same way. Which is cool to me because I'm not the one to fight for idiotic reasons. If I could give any advise on this fighting thing. Let it be! Unless this guy puts his hands on your girl, that is a different story. Good luck and stay out of trouble.

V Player · 05-03-2004, 08:29 PM

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Originally posted by asicx
I didn't even give names, let alone remember who said what. So from reading your posts, my statement wasn't even towards you.

You are right about that there. I know it wasnt directed at me. But I made the statment about my advise as an example. You have my apologies for not making that clearer.

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It just sounds like some are saying "do this, do that" as if it was a good thing to be thinking about fighting.

Yes they were. And may I remind you once again that these were mainly tongue-in-cheek answers. If you dont know what that is - and Im NOT saying you dont - its sarcasm mixed with humor. Whether or not they think its a good idea to fight is not for you to decide. Its their life. And its not even about whether or not they will answer for their views because I dont want to end up in a theological debate. Its about the fact that they will not answer to you OR me.

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So then, is it a good idea to fight? You tell me, since you've been through it all.

Im not going to get into that with you or anyone else. My life is totaly different and WILL BE totaly different from YOUR life. What I think is right or wrong applies solely to me and me alone. The same goes for everybody else here. Whether or not I believe fighting is right has no bearing on the situation at all because its not up to ME to make a generalization about anyone elses life except my own. One cannot make a general belief about ANYTHING that is applicable to anyone but themselves.

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And I do know that some of the answers are just jokes...salt in the eye? Come on, that's a classic.

Agreed.

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Oh, and about being punks and shooting instead of being men, I disagree. If you are going to fight, why fight with fists, knives, or bats, when guns are the ultimate weapon?

Im not even going to answer that one. Why? because your life is your life and your views are applicable only in as much as what your life is and will be. Period.

PreMier · 05-03-2004, 08:37 PM

Didnt read this whole thread... too much shit! haha But if ya want to win, hit him in the throat

chiquita6683 · 05-03-2004, 10:25 PM

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Originally posted by naturaltan
and at what point do you HAVE to start a fight. Last year we were driving in a cab to a bar, and my wife thought she'd mess around with a couple of guys in a car beside us - she flashed them. We laughed but the passenger didn't think it was too funny. At the next stop light, he got out and opened the driver side back door. After asking me out (with his friend standing behind him, I politely said not tonight thanks ... and he tried to spit on me but hit my wife! I was extremely upset but had to rethink my stance. I have sworn that the next fight I get into, it's either me or the other guy that survives and the reason better be damed good to face a criminal sentence. I figured that yes, maybe we had instigated it, but I don't think it was necessary to spit on my wife. Had I choosen to get into it, the first thought was the safety of my wife. There were two of them. If I had attacked the first guy, in my state of mind, I might have been ready to go to jail, but what would happen with my this guy's friend and my wife. I was very afraid as I haven't been that upset for ... well as long as I could remember. I am glad that I didn't act upon that rage because I would be facing charges ...

NT could u possibly post this in MY journal?*flutters eyelashes*
pweeeeeeez?

ok anyway,

(just to set the record straight, I AM A LADY!*who thinks fightings badazz!)
yea i been reading the thread, checked my email, i got it where moomba replied, Nope that was in Monolith's journal..damnit!
then their was somethin somebody else said in this thread i wanted to reply 2 but i kept reading bc u no my attention span is next to like Diddly Squat! (omg that word's so cheesey!)
ok quit thinkin n reply beeotch!
^thinkin to myself, everythings gotta be a WHOLE thinkin process guys

*YEA, IM SPEEHSHAAL!* o yea n say what thread its under if it doesnt do that 4 u..........

ok ANYWAYZ nuff bout my happy azz! (just tryin to get more positive replys from people*i happen 2inspire.

*cause it makes me feel good! yea cause i know theres a helluvalota studs in this thread!
*wink, wink*

but only the hunky geniouses will reply!

what u said/did was an honorable thing!

Rich46yo · 05-03-2004, 10:39 PM

Ok its been established that most of us dont like to fight, the ones who occasionaly have to dont like to brag about it. Or even talk about it much. But the bottom line is it might sometime happen to you no matter how much you avoid it.

Heres my guide to successful fist fighting. First off avoid it. Secondly nothing beats a good sound full body level of physical fitness including cardio,strength, and HIIT. The best all around self defense style Ive been exposed to is boxing. But they are all good. Best off all these martial arts teach you how to "take a punch". Giving one is easy but being able to take one is whats going to win or lose the fight for you.

Now to survive it legally? Listen closely, and dont understimate this because with lawsuits nowdays, and mushhead juries, you never know whats going to happen. If you "go" to where the person is you want to fight your going to be in the wrong. Like our friend here wanting payback for an insult to his damsel. If he goes to the guys house and starts the fight, even if he doesnt start it, the police are going to put the shackles on him. If you are drinking you are probably going to be considered wrong. If you give the cop a hard time your probably going to have a problem....ect

If the police come then just stand there under control and let the other guy whine,scream, and blather. The police are going to ask you your version too, try and be reasonable and controlled. Obviously if some idiot attacks you your going to knock the shit out of him and wont care what anyone thinks. But even a simple battery arrest can haunt you in later years. They dont haunt ganstas, they haunt honest working people. Thats the way the system is set up dont look at me.

Best of all is to just avoid drinking establishments completely. Thats where 95% of this stuff happens, around booze or drugs. They are poisens to the BB lifestyle anyway, besides you can meet nicer people on the computer then you can in some seedy gin mill.

Give me the quite life anyday. I have enough stress at work..............take care...........Rich

gentlecaper · 05-03-2004, 10:41 PM

<let's say some punk was giving your girl crap, and you're gonna fight him in a week or two.>

cock stand no brain

Flex · 05-03-2004, 10:48 PM

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Originally posted by asicx
My theory: those who are giving out training tips, truly hasn't seen (horrors of) street fights that end up with bloodied foreheads and unconscious bodies (that look like they're dead) and think fighting is a show.

wanna bet?

V Player · 05-03-2004, 11:41 PM

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Originally posted by Rich46yo
.... how to "take a punch". Giving one is easy but being able to take one is whats going to win or lose the fight for you.

Truer words have never been spoken!

naturaltan · 05-04-2004, 09:39 AM

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Originally posted by gr81
damm, I just have to say that any idiot who gest upset when he sees a pair of titties flashed at him needs to have his head checked, or his testicles revoked. that is the last thing I would want to throw down over for christ sake!? hey NT, you wife can flash me anytime, I won't get mad! ha ha.

You won't have to ask twice.

Burner02 · 05-05-2004, 09:58 PM

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Originally posted by gr81
hey NT, you wife can flash me anytime, I won't get mad! ha ha.

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Originally posted by naturaltan
You won't have to ask twice.

you do know, gr8..that this is very likely going to happen in 'Vegas in October.....

MeLo · 05-07-2004, 09:26 PM

This thread may not be really making sense...'get ready for a STREET FIGHT in 2-3 weeks'? Omg lol... you can't get ready for it. Even if you get to learn whatever martial arts in such short time... trust me it'll be gone in the fight.

Bottom line: You can't plan or get ready for a street fight

wrestlos · 05-07-2004, 11:42 PM

is this guy planning on lifting weights after his street fight..??

gr81 · 05-08-2004, 12:37 AM

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Originally posted by Burner02
you do know, gr8..that this is very likely going to happen in 'Vegas in October.....

Randy · 05-08-2004, 02:10 AM

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Originally posted by Burner02
"right, so I can pencil you in for a 4'0-clock beatin'....try not to be late. I hate rudeness.."

That's hillarious

And OceanDude with the finger pointing comment not bad either

chiquita6683 · 05-13-2004, 10:26 AM

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Originally posted by Robert DiMaggio
instead of fighting him why don't you confront him and tell him that you do not appreciate how he is treating your girlfriend.

ask him to stop, and if he does not tell him that you're going to tell his mom.

Deeznuts · 05-13-2004, 12:16 PM

Maybe it's cause i'm a smaller guy, but i've never been in a situation where I couldn't just talk things out...only once has fighting been necessary.

Deadly13 · 07-19-2004, 11:19 PM

Start training by hitting a heavy bag cause fighting is way different from lifting condition wise u need to have alot a steam and start sparing with a friend that help me that most

NEW_IN_THE_GAME · 07-19-2004, 11:25 PM

If You Are Better Than Him Why Are You Worried Bout Being In Condition, Also Just Because He Smokes Do Not Under Estimate Him, Never Under Estimate Your Opponent. Before The Fight Take 5 Mml Redline, And A Mountain Dew. Lol - Thats What My Friend Does To Workout, Little Fuck Is Wired And Constantly Going For Hours.

SportinStyle · 07-20-2004, 03:13 AM

Way to revive a 2 month old post!

I bet the guy already got his ass beat.

micflint001 · 07-20-2004, 09:34 AM

well about the epeople in a mad rage winning that is not true cause those people use get tired more quikly i know i got my ass beat doing that before. My advice is to stand back and put a punch in here and there try to keep some distance cause i alot of people liketo run in and sphere you thats when you land that upercut and thats the end of it cause alot of people think once they get in there and have their arms wrapped around you its over but you give them that upercut and they start to think it was a bad idea. Now if this guy is fast you are fucked i dont care what you say so what you are strong and all that so what you can take some punches but it takes 2 times the energy to swing and miss then to connect so. and about the people who are prodominatley right hand and all that about power swinging is VERY true(see whoever said that has been in alot of fights lol) i have anger managment problems thats why i get in alot of fights. ANd yes i have gotten my ass handed to be a couple of times not gonna lie cause im not no proffesional fighter i just try to stick up for mesellf

madden player · 07-20-2004, 09:39 AM

Prepare for a fight???...Join a boxing club!!

05-03-2004, 07:48 PM	#64
asicx Registered User Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 69	I didn't even give names, let alone remember who said what. So from reading your posts, my statement wasn't even towards you. It just sounds like some are saying "do this, do that" as if it was a good thing to be thinking about fighting. So then, is it a good idea to fight? You tell me, since you've been through it all. And I do know that some of the answers are just jokes...salt in the eye? Come on, that's a classic. Oh, and about being punks and shooting instead of being men, I disagree. If you are going to fight, why fight with fists, knives, or bats, when guns are the ultimate weapon?
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05-03-2004, 08:37 PM	#67
PreMier happy sumo Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 21,300 Photos: 2	Didnt read this whole thread... too much shit! haha But if ya want to win, hit him in the throat
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05-03-2004, 10:39 PM	#69
Rich46yo Registered User Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 861	Ok its been established that most of us dont like to fight, the ones who occasionaly have to dont like to brag about it. Or even talk about it much. But the bottom line is it might sometime happen to you no matter how much you avoid it. Heres my guide to successful fist fighting. First off avoid it. Secondly nothing beats a good sound full body level of physical fitness including cardio,strength, and HIIT. The best all around self defense style Ive been exposed to is boxing. But they are all good. Best off all these martial arts teach you how to "take a punch". Giving one is easy but being able to take one is whats going to win or lose the fight for you. Now to survive it legally? Listen closely, and dont understimate this because with lawsuits nowdays, and mushhead juries, you never know whats going to happen. If you "go" to where the person is you want to fight your going to be in the wrong. Like our friend here wanting payback for an insult to his damsel. If he goes to the guys house and starts the fight, even if he doesnt start it, the police are going to put the shackles on him. If you are drinking you are probably going to be considered wrong. If you give the cop a hard time your probably going to have a problem....ect If the police come then just stand there under control and let the other guy whine,scream, and blather. The police are going to ask you your version too, try and be reasonable and controlled. Obviously if some idiot attacks you your going to knock the shit out of him and wont care what anyone thinks. But even a simple battery arrest can haunt you in later years. They dont haunt ganstas, they haunt honest working people. Thats the way the system is set up dont look at me. Best of all is to just avoid drinking establishments completely. Thats where 95% of this stuff happens, around booze or drugs. They are poisens to the BB lifestyle anyway, besides you can meet nicer people on the computer then you can in some seedy gin mill. Give me the quite life anyday. I have enough stress at work..............take care...........Rich
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05-03-2004, 10:41 PM	#70
gentlecaper Registered User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Singapore Posts: 9	<let's say some punk was giving your girl crap, and you're gonna fight him in a week or two.> cock stand no brain
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05-07-2004, 09:26 PM	#75
MeLo Food Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 393 Photos: 11	This thread may not be really making sense...'get ready for a STREET FIGHT in 2-3 weeks'? Omg lol... you can't get ready for it. Even if you get to learn whatever martial arts in such short time... trust me it'll be gone in the fight. Bottom line: You can't plan or get ready for a street fight
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05-07-2004, 11:42 PM	#76
wrestlos Born again lifter Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Bris Aussie Posts: 63	is this guy planning on lifting weights after his street fight..??
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05-13-2004, 12:16 PM	#80
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07-19-2004, 11:19 PM	#81
Deadly13 Big Swoll Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Ky Posts: 76	Start training by hitting a heavy bag cause fighting is way different from lifting condition wise u need to have alot a steam and start sparing with a friend that help me that most

07-19-2004, 11:25 PM	#82
NEW_IN_THE_GAME Pic is at 263-14% jan 06 Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Sioux Falls South Dakota Posts: 1,138	If You Are Better Than Him Why Are You Worried Bout Being In Condition, Also Just Because He Smokes Do Not Under Estimate Him, Never Under Estimate Your Opponent. Before The Fight Take 5 Mml Redline, And A Mountain Dew. Lol - Thats What My Friend Does To Workout, Little Fuck Is Wired And Constantly Going For Hours.

07-20-2004, 03:13 AM	#83
SportinStyle IM's Anti-Drug ;) Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 275 Photos: 8	Way to revive a 2 month old post! I bet the guy already got his ass beat.
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07-20-2004, 09:34 AM	#84
micflint001 (v)ichael Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Wi(v)ington North carolina Posts: 121	well about the epeople in a mad rage winning that is not true cause those people use get tired more quikly i know i got my ass beat doing that before. My advice is to stand back and put a punch in here and there try to keep some distance cause i alot of people liketo run in and sphere you thats when you land that upercut and thats the end of it cause alot of people think once they get in there and have their arms wrapped around you its over but you give them that upercut and they start to think it was a bad idea. Now if this guy is fast you are fucked i dont care what you say so what you are strong and all that so what you can take some punches but it takes 2 times the energy to swing and miss then to connect so. and about the people who are prodominatley right hand and all that about power swinging is VERY true(see whoever said that has been in alot of fights lol) i have anger managment problems thats why i get in alot of fights. ANd yes i have gotten my ass handed to be a couple of times not gonna lie cause im not no proffesional fighter i just try to stick up for mesellf
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07-20-2004, 09:39 AM	#85
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