how to prepare for a fight

Vital Signs · 07-21-2004, 07:33 PM

Back in the 80s when I was in the martial arts, we didn't have the luxury of studying films of our opponents. Of course, sometimes you would receive info from others who have seen your opponent in action. During the week prior to a fight, there was no body building and no SEX..! Just stretching and training. The night before the fight while in bed, I would meditate and invision I was fighting someone bigger, stronger, and faster than I... and how I would handle it... and I envisioned that I had already won tomorrow's battle. The next day, about 3-4 hours before the tournament, I would eat a 6 oz. sirloin and 3/4 cup of steamed rice.

Of course, the Japanese Masters would slap me around when they found out I had beef! If you didn't eat fish, rice, and brussel sprouts, 4 times a day, you got severly knocked on your ass! They were not around 24 hours a day in my life, but when I walked into the dojo, it's like they could smell the red meat in my body... even if it was a meal I had 2 days ago!

SportinStyle · 07-21-2004, 08:34 PM

WTF, lol. You've been around, havn't ya? Japenese Masters, Damn.

As for the fight I witnessed today... It went like this;

We all met up, and acted all buddy buddy even though we had been talking shit for weeks. (well my friends) So we go down into the woods and we just sit there... I get a call and take it, and take the camera off the guys. 2 seconds later I hear "Wham!!!" and I look over and my bud is on the ground. He of course laughs and stands up and gets back in the guys face, and smiles. Then BOOM, even though my friend had his hands down he went down and then got 4 hits to the face. Blood splattered EVERWHERE.

Just now he called from the hospital and just got 4 stiches on his lip where it was literally split in half. I got a picture of the puddle of blood too, but I can't show you guys. Fun shit, aye?

PreMier · 07-21-2004, 08:37 PM

Why cant you show us?

Vital Signs · 07-21-2004, 09:05 PM

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WTF, lol. You've been around, havn't ya? Japenese Masters, Damn.

Even though this was a dojo in America, it was run by the Japanese Masters in Okinawa. Shorinryu is far above the diciplines like Goju-ryu or ty-kwondo (spelling... been away for too long). Our masters were very serious about our dicipline. We practiced 3 nights a week for 4 hours each night. When we left the dojo, our bodies were covered with cuts, bruises, and abrasions. Our minds and bodies were trained to ignore pain! Which is one reason our Green Belts were kicking the shit out of the Ty-kwondo Black Belts. Eventually they quit inviting us to their tournements.

SportinStyle · 07-21-2004, 09:33 PM

Wow... Just looked at him and his head... it looks horrid. It is probably 1.5x as big as it usually is. I just told him to go back to the hospital and get a xray... It looks unnatural.

As for why I can't show you... I can't because it is on my video camera, I mean I could but I would have to install my software on this computer... and I don't feel like it hehe.

PreMier · 07-21-2004, 09:34 PM

Lazy bastage!

SportinStyle · 07-21-2004, 09:38 PM

Here... let me install it. SHEESH!

SportinStyle · 07-21-2004, 09:39 PM

Actually! I cant... I forgot I don't have the hardware on this new setup.

SorrY!

MaxMirkin · 07-22-2004, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Vital Signs

Even though this was a dojo in America, it was run by the Japanese Masters in Okinawa. Shorinryu is far above the diciplines like Goju-ryu or ty-kwondo (spelling... been away for too long). Our masters were very serious about our dicipline. We practiced 3 nights a week for 4 hours each night. When we left the dojo, our bodies were covered with cuts, bruises, and abrasions. Our minds and bodies were trained to ignore pain! Which is one reason our Green Belts were kicking the shit out of the Ty-kwondo Black Belts. Eventually they quit inviting us to their tournements.

As a former practitioner of Tai Kwon Do (3 years - brown belt), I can easily explain why your guys would be kicking our asses. In America it's taught in a way that focuses about 80% on aesthetics, very little functionality. All those pretty kicks sure look good on display (hence it's the most popular martial art in this country), and line most of these instructors/owners' pockets with some decent cash. When it comes time to compete in tournaments with practitioners of other styles (or god forbid in a real fight) though, you're shit out of luck.

However, this definitely does not apply to Korea and the way Tai Kwon Do is taught over there! You will get your ass handed to you by those fukers!

LAM · 07-22-2004, 08:54 AM

definetly agree..90% of American TKD schools are nothing but belt factories..I studied TKD for 13 years with one of the old grandmasters from South Korea. he prepaired us for battle not for pussy ass tournaments...

OceanDude · 07-22-2004, 09:04 AM

agree about the Korean Style comments. My instructor in Military College would not award any belts. He said belts are for the kids and those that want to feel like they have some pedigree rather than to actually be lethal. He told us taht based on his training and how we were performing that any of his unbelted "white belts" could destroy any 2-3rd degree black belt in any other discipline unless of course they got in a lucky punch or we did something stupid or went up against each other lol.

OD

madden player · 07-22-2004, 09:29 AM

WOW...the stupid fight probally is over and done with...lets all agree to be passive and keep your aggression in the gym....let your 18"+ guns do all the talking.

SportinStyle · 07-22-2004, 01:44 PM

I personally think though, the one way to avoid/win a fight, is to be LAM.

I wouldn't mess with him, even if he stole my girl. I'd say take her. lol

Vital Signs · 07-22-2004, 08:51 PM

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However, this definitely does not apply to Korea and the way Tai Kwon Do is taught over there! You will get your ass handed to you by those fukers!

I know exactly what your saying, Max! I studied Tai-Kwondo for about 10 months before switching to Shorinryu. I fealt that the extent of my training Tai resulted in nothing more than learning how to kick high, and scream loud! After switching to Shorinryu, I had to undergo some very serious physical conditioning, and some very serious mental re-conditioning..!

Korea, Japan, China, etc... are very different cultures (duh) and they take their martial arts very serious. Our dicipline was the Kinshinkan (and Kabudo) style of Shorinryu. I remember reading back in the early 80s, Master Kesai was at the airport fixing to board a flight to the U.S., a master of the Matsumura style of Shorinryu challenged Kesai to a match when he returned from America. A challenge from one Shorinryu master to another meant a death match. Master Kesai took this guy's throat out right there at the airport, and then boarded his plane. Master Kesai was also a high ranking General in the Japanese Army,... nobody questioned him! He was 45 years old at that time. Master Soken however was 103 years old, and he would have Kesai on the floor in tears slapping his hand on the ground..."UNCLE"..! Master Soken for his entire life did nothing but practice Shorinryu and grow potatoes. He never washed his gi and it stunk to the high heavens,..UGH..!

Going back in time,... When WWII broke out, Master Soken left for Argentina and eventually wound up in Northern China and spent 20 years in a Shaolin Temple where the hard style of Kung Fu was dominant. A Japanese Master in a Chinese Shaolin Temple..? I questioned that, but all the masters swore by it! Anyway, eventually came to America and saw how the martial arts had become, "Sporty!". He left the U.S. and went back to Japan and formed the Shorinryu Kinshinkan Kabuto regime, and swore that Shorinryu would never become sporty like the Western World seemed to indulge in and were fascinated with!

For some reason (I never knew why), but the Matsumura Masters of Shorinryu were hell-bent on taking over the Kinshinkan regime. In my opinion, the Matsumura style was softer and sportier than the Kinshinkan style, which I trained and excelled in. At one time, 5 of the Matsumura Masters attacked Master Kesai,... Master Soken (103 years old) jumped in and parilized all 5 of them... temporarally of course! Eventually, Master Soken died, at 105 years old I think, and Master Kesai was powerless to stop the Matsura Clan... the other Kinshinkan Masters were weak and joined Matsumura. I have no idea what happened to Master Kesai afterwards!

Round One,... Matsumura took over, just weeks before I tested for Black Belt. The test consisted of katas with all Kabuto weapons,.. nun chuks, cicles, bo, etc... my katas were perfect. Then, I had to fight 3 first degree black belts simultaniously. Even if you lose, you can still receive your black belt, depending on how you handle yourself. Obviously I was intemidated because they were Matsumura black belts, and not the Kinshinkan clan I was familiar with. Unlike other sporty styles where you stand at one end of the ring and you opponent at the other end, in Shorinryu you are only about 36" from your opponent when the match starts,... I was in the center of a very small triangle! And I knew these guys were not here to test me, they intended to injure me,... and they did just that! When the master screamed, "HI", I didn't wait,.. I began the onslaught,... and I will admit that my style was very sloppy, but I beat the ever-loving shit out of all of them... I beat their f*cking asses all to hell..! But not without consequences,... my eyes were swolen, my right shoulder fealt like it was dislocated, and a tendon in my right thigh was totally busted. I stood upright (barely) while this Matsumura bastard walked up to me with a smile. I thought he was going to award me my black belt. He slapped me in the face, knocking me on the floor and I layed there on my back with the room spinning. He just f*cking walked away. Another Kinshinkan black belt who was kissing the ass of the Matsumura Masters was laughing his ass off!

Round Two,... this bastard who was laughing his ass off at me was my main competitor in Kinshinkan. He hated me because I was catching up with him in rank. I always knew I could take him, but when we sparred I just defended myself enough to stay equal... out of respect! But when he laughed as I got my face slapped by a Matsumura Master, I became a man on a mission..! Apparently, the tendon in my right thigh that was torn was from a stabilizer muscle... I was still able to do squats, leg presses, and leg curls,... but if I sat down wrong in a chair, there was intense pain. Anyway, after one month of training on my own, I was back in class. After the first two hours of exercises and drill, the Matsumura Master called me out to spar,... and low and behold ... my opponent was that SOB who was laughing his ass off at me and sucking Matsumura ass! It was like they granted me my revenge! Long story short,... I beat his ass all the way to bloody f*cking hell..! Afterwards, I immediately went to the dressing room, grabbed my clothes, walked to the doorway, bowed out and left..! Scott Mcknealy (spelling) who was one of the most reknowned Tai-Kwondo fighters (who I trained under prior to my Shorinryu years), invited me back to class as a black belt... I declined! Scott Davidson who was one of the most reknowned kick boxers in Goju-ryu invited me to his school as a black belt ... I declined!

Round Three,... The year is 1997 (13 years later) I go back to my old Shorinryu dojo! I love Shorinryu and I want to start over. Not as a competitor, but just for the mental dicipline and physical conditioning,... I didn't care about fighting anymore. On my first night back, I recognized one of the Matsumura Masters, the rest of the masters and pupils were obscure. After 2 hours of exercises and physical conditioning, I was to spar with a 4th degree black belt on my first night back. He beat the living shit out of me,... because he was instructed to..!

I hate the martial arts, and the politics involved..!

I still practice the Shorinryu Kinshinkan Kabuto routines today in my own privacy. The Matsumura Clan can go to fucking hell..!

rjr5353 · 07-22-2004, 10:25 PM

"Due to inefficient utilization of their oxygen and energy they quite often lose effectiveness and nearly die of a heart attack or gasp for air as they got pummeled."

This is great....nice wording....

What a strange post this is.....Depending where this fight takes place, it may be a quick one....If its at a bar or outside the door of a bar, itll be quick...youll get jumped by 15 bouncers....but not before you get in your 3-4 shots to his head....and make them good shots...try not to kill the guy though...that would suck.....if you have a camera phone take pictures...as for not lifting...I would continue to lift...who cares.....just hope he wasnt a good wrestler in high school or anything....you really dont want to get into a street fight with a wrestler....especially if theres not anyone around to break up the fight....ever watch UFC, the grapplers always win....they can hold you down and keep you down...not to mention get up and out of any holds you get them in.........but ya, do what the other guy said, "snort some creatine before hand and youll be good to go..."

rjr5353 · 07-22-2004, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by SportinStyle

Wow... Just looked at him and his head... it looks horrid. It is probably 1.5x as big as it usually is. I just told him to go back to the hospital and get a xray... It looks unnatural.

As for why I can't show you... I can't because it is on my video camera, I mean I could but I would have to install my software on this computer... and I don't feel like it hehe.

Did you say you were there? didnt you jump in a help your friend?????? or did you just stand there?

rjr5353 · 07-22-2004, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Vital Signs

I know exactly what your saying, Max! I studied Tai-Kwondo for about 10 months before switching to Shorinryu. I fealt that the extent of my training Tai resulted in nothing more than learning how to kick high, and scream loud! After switching to Shorinryu, I had to undergo some very serious physical conditioning, and some very serious mental re-conditioning..!

Korea, Japan, China, etc... are very different cultures (duh) and they take their martial arts very serious. Our dicipline was the Kinshinkan (and Kabudo) style of Shorinryu. I remember reading back in the early 80s, Master Kesai was at the airport fixing to board a flight to the U.S., a master of the Matsumura style of Shorinryu challenged Kesai to a match when he returned from America. A challenge from one Shorinryu master to another meant a death match. Master Kesai took this guy's throat out right there at the airport, and then boarded his plane. Master Kesai was also a high ranking General in the Japanese Army,... nobody questioned him! He was 45 years old at that time. Master Soken however was 103 years old, and he would have Kesai on the floor in tears slapping his hand on the ground..."UNCLE"..! Master Soken for his entire life did nothing but practice Shorinryu and grow potatoes. He never washed his gi and it stunk to the high heavens,..UGH..!

Going back in time,... When WWII broke out, Master Soken left for Argentina and eventually wound up in Northern China and spent 20 years in a Shaolin Temple where the hard style of Kung Fu was dominant. A Japanese Master in a Chinese Shaolin Temple..? I questioned that, but all the masters swore by it! Anyway, eventually came to America and saw how the martial arts had become, "Sporty!". He left the U.S. and went back to Japan and formed the Shorinryu Kinshinkan Kabuto regime, and swore that Shorinryu would never become sporty like the Western World seemed to indulge in and were fascinated with!

For some reason (I never knew why), but the Matsumura Masters of Shorinryu were hell-bent on taking over the Kinshinkan regime. In my opinion, the Matsumura style was softer and sportier than the Kinshinkan style, which I trained and excelled in. At one time, 5 of the Matsumura Masters attacked Master Kesai,... Master Soken (103 years old) jumped in and parilized all 5 of them... temporarally of course! Eventually, Master Soken died, at 105 years old I think, and Master Kesai was powerless to stop the Matsura Clan... the other Kinshinkan Masters were weak and joined Matsumura. I have no idea what happened to Master Kesai afterwards!

Round One,... Matsumura took over, just weeks before I tested for Black Belt. The test consisted of katas with all Kabuto weapons,.. nun chuks, cicles, bo, etc... my katas were perfect. Then, I had to fight 3 first degree black belts simultaniously. Even if you lose, you can still receive your black belt, depending on how you handle yourself. Obviously I was intemidated because they were Matsumura black belts, and not the Kinshinkan clan I was familiar with. Unlike other sporty styles where you stand at one end of the ring and you opponent at the other end, in Shorinryu you are only about 36" from your opponent when the match starts,... I was in the center of a very small triangle! And I knew these guys were not here to test me, they intended to injure me,... and they did just that! When the master screamed, "HI", I didn't wait,.. I began the onslaught,... and I will admit that my style was very sloppy, but I beat the ever-loving shit out of all of them... I beat their f*cking asses all to hell..! But not without consequences,... my eyes were swolen, my right shoulder fealt like it was dislocated, and a tendon in my right thigh was totally busted. I stood upright (barely) while this Matsumura bastard walked up to me with a smile. I thought he was going to award me my black belt. He slapped me in the face, knocking me on the floor and I layed there on my back with the room spinning. He just f*cking walked away. Another Kinshinkan black belt who was kissing the ass of the Matsumura Masters was laughing his ass off!

Round Two,... this bastard who was laughing his ass off at me was my main competitor in Kinshinkan. He hated me because I was catching up with him in rank. I always knew I could take him, but when we sparred I just defended myself enough to stay equal... out of respect! But when he laughed as I got my face slapped by a Matsumura Master, I became a man on a mission..! Apparently, the tendon in my right thigh that was torn was from a stabilizer muscle... I was still able to do squats, leg presses, and leg curls,... but if I sat down wrong in a chair, there was intense pain. Anyway, after one month of training on my own, I was back in class. After the first two hours of exercises and drill, the Matsumura Master called me out to spar,... and low and behold ... my opponent was that SOB who was laughing his ass off at me and sucking Matsumura ass! It was like they granted me my revenge! Long story short,... I beat his ass all the way to bloody f*cking hell..! Afterwards, I immediately went to the dressing room, grabbed my clothes, walked to the doorway, bowed out and left..! Scott Mcknealy (spelling) who was one of the most reknowned Tai-Kwondo fighters (who I trained under prior to my Shorinryu years), invited me back to class as a black belt... I declined! Scott Davidson who was one of the most reknowned kick boxers in Goju-ryu invited me to his school as a black belt ... I declined!

Round Three,... The year is 1997 (13 years later) I go back to my old Shorinryu dojo! I love Shorinryu and I want to start over. Not as a competitor, but just for the mental dicipline and physical conditioning,... I didn't care about fighting anymore. On my first night back, I recognized one of the Matsumura Masters, the rest of the masters and pupils were obscure. After 2 hours of exercises and physical conditioning, I was to spar with a 4th degree black belt on my first night back. He beat the living shit out of me,... because he was instructed to..!

I hate the martial arts, and the politics involved..!

I still practice the Shorinryu Kinshinkan Kabuto routines today in my own privacy. The Matsumura Clan can go to fucking hell..!

Are you a ninja?

NEW_IN_THE_GAME · 07-22-2004, 10:38 PM

Someone Said It Doesnt Matter How Strong You Are If U Are Slow- I Saw A Guy That Was Slow As All Hell Fighting Another Guy- Sure The Smaller Guy Was Fast As Hell - The Big Guy Bear Hugged Him And Broke 7 Ribs - Then Smashed His Face- No Rules To Street Fighting - Do What U Gotta Do. So Speed Aint Evrything. Say You Are Hitting Me- I Grab You And Put U Face First Through The Windsheil Of A Car - Your Done, Or If I Slam Your Ass On The Curb. So No Speed Isnt Evrything- Know How, Taking A Hit, And Never Be Afraid.

Vital Signs · 07-23-2004, 03:01 AM

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Are you a ninja?

LMAO ...

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Taking A Hit, And Never Be Afraid.

You hit the nail on the head. I've seen many (so called) fighters who were afraid to be hit. During a sparring match or tournement, if they got hit (and not even that hard) they totally lost all composure and got their ass kicked. And even more surprising, I've seen many fighters who were afraid TO hit..!

rjr5353 · 08-13-2004, 09:49 AM

Does anyone know if this guy got his ass kicked or what?

BoneCrusher · 08-13-2004, 11:26 AM

This whole thread was funny as shit ...

JonZ · 08-14-2004, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by mwman

let's say some punk was giving your girl crap, and you're gonna fight him in a week or two. what's the best way to prepare for this fight? should you keep your weight training going, or stop it so your muscles aren't fatigued or sore? Also, what should you eat the day of the fight, and should you take some creatine before going into it? i'm in great condition, much stronger and faster than the other guy, and on top of that he smokes so he'll be out of breath real quick... but i just want to make sure i go into it having done everything correctly.

Why wait a week or two? Kick him in the tallywacker.

By the way, from your description, are you fighting your grandpa?

Jon

P.S. Watch "Enter the Dragon" just before you line up to defend your ladies honor. That part where he kicks the crap out of all those guys in the bowels of "Danger Island". You'll be invincible.

Thrift · 08-14-2004, 07:56 PM

Just kick his ass, you'll be fine

07-21-2004, 08:34 PM	#92
SportinStyle IM's Anti-Drug ;) Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 275 Photos: 8	WTF, lol. You've been around, havn't ya? Japenese Masters, Damn. As for the fight I witnessed today... It went like this; We all met up, and acted all buddy buddy even though we had been talking shit for weeks. (well my friends) So we go down into the woods and we just sit there... I get a call and take it, and take the camera off the guys. 2 seconds later I hear "Wham!!!" and I look over and my bud is on the ground. He of course laughs and stands up and gets back in the guys face, and smiles. Then BOOM, even though my friend had his hands down he went down and then got 4 hits to the face. Blood splattered EVERWHERE. Just now he called from the hospital and just got 4 stiches on his lip where it was literally split in half. I got a picture of the puddle of blood too, but I can't show you guys. Fun shit, aye?
	I don't train hard, eat right, and do the things I do for others. I do it for myself. ....did I mention the ladies too???

07-21-2004, 08:37 PM	#93
PreMier happy sumo Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 21,300 Photos: 2	Why cant you show us?
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07-21-2004, 09:33 PM	#95
SportinStyle IM's Anti-Drug ;) Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 275 Photos: 8	Wow... Just looked at him and his head... it looks horrid. It is probably 1.5x as big as it usually is. I just told him to go back to the hospital and get a xray... It looks unnatural. As for why I can't show you... I can't because it is on my video camera, I mean I could but I would have to install my software on this computer... and I don't feel like it hehe.
	I don't train hard, eat right, and do the things I do for others. I do it for myself. ....did I mention the ladies too???

07-21-2004, 09:34 PM	#96
PreMier happy sumo Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 21,300 Photos: 2	Lazy bastage!
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07-21-2004, 09:38 PM	#97
SportinStyle IM's Anti-Drug ;) Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 275 Photos: 8	Here... let me install it. SHEESH!
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07-21-2004, 07:33 PM	#91
Vital Signs Pure Energy Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 177	Back in the 80s when I was in the martial arts, we didn't have the luxury of studying films of our opponents. Of course, sometimes you would receive info from others who have seen your opponent in action. During the week prior to a fight, there was no body building and no SEX..! Just stretching and training. The night before the fight while in bed, I would meditate and invision I was fighting someone bigger, stronger, and faster than I... and how I would handle it... and I envisioned that I had already won tomorrow's battle. The next day, about 3-4 hours before the tournament, I would eat a 6 oz. sirloin and 3/4 cup of steamed rice. Of course, the Japanese Masters would slap me around when they found out I had beef! If you didn't eat fish, rice, and brussel sprouts, 4 times a day, you got severly knocked on your ass! They were not around 24 hours a day in my life, but when I walked into the dojo, it's like they could smell the red meat in my body... even if it was a meal I had 2 days ago!

07-21-2004, 09:39 PM	#98
SportinStyle IM's Anti-Drug ;) Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 275 Photos: 8	Actually! I cant... I forgot I don't have the hardware on this new setup. SorrY!
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07-22-2004, 08:54 AM	#100
LAM Gym ratt/Part-time pimp Join Date: May 2002 Location: Las Vegas, NV Posts: 7,384 Photos: 2	definetly agree..90% of American TKD schools are nothing but belt factories..I studied TKD for 13 years with one of the old grandmasters from South Korea. he prepaired us for battle not for pussy ass tournaments...
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07-22-2004, 09:04 AM	#101
OceanDude Well Read Elite Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Cape Canaveral, FL Posts: 1,853	agree about the Korean Style comments. My instructor in Military College would not award any belts. He said belts are for the kids and those that want to feel like they have some pedigree rather than to actually be lethal. He told us taht based on his training and how we were performing that any of his unbelted "white belts" could destroy any 2-3rd degree black belt in any other discipline unless of course they got in a lucky punch or we did something stupid or went up against each other lol. OD
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07-22-2004, 09:29 AM	#102
madden player I am Canadian Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 707	WOW...the stupid fight probally is over and done with...lets all agree to be passive and keep your aggression in the gym....let your 18"+ guns do all the talking.
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07-22-2004, 01:44 PM	#103
SportinStyle IM's Anti-Drug ;) Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 275 Photos: 8	I personally think though, the one way to avoid/win a fight, is to be LAM. I wouldn't mess with him, even if he stole my girl. I'd say take her. lol
	I don't train hard, eat right, and do the things I do for others. I do it for myself. ....did I mention the ladies too???

07-22-2004, 10:25 PM	#105
rjr5353 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Schaumburg, Illinois Posts: 128	"Due to inefficient utilization of their oxygen and energy they quite often lose effectiveness and nearly die of a heart attack or gasp for air as they got pummeled." This is great....nice wording.... What a strange post this is.....Depending where this fight takes place, it may be a quick one....If its at a bar or outside the door of a bar, itll be quick...youll get jumped by 15 bouncers....but not before you get in your 3-4 shots to his head....and make them good shots...try not to kill the guy though...that would suck.....if you have a camera phone take pictures...as for not lifting...I would continue to lift...who cares.....just hope he wasnt a good wrestler in high school or anything....you really dont want to get into a street fight with a wrestler....especially if theres not anyone around to break up the fight....ever watch UFC, the grapplers always win....they can hold you down and keep you down...not to mention get up and out of any holds you get them in.........but ya, do what the other guy said, "snort some creatine before hand and youll be good to go..."

07-22-2004, 10:38 PM	#108
NEW_IN_THE_GAME Pic is at 263-14% jan 06 Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Sioux Falls South Dakota Posts: 1,138	Someone Said It Doesnt Matter How Strong You Are If U Are Slow- I Saw A Guy That Was Slow As All Hell Fighting Another Guy- Sure The Smaller Guy Was Fast As Hell - The Big Guy Bear Hugged Him And Broke 7 Ribs - Then Smashed His Face- No Rules To Street Fighting - Do What U Gotta Do. So Speed Aint Evrything. Say You Are Hitting Me- I Grab You And Put U Face First Through The Windsheil Of A Car - Your Done, Or If I Slam Your Ass On The Curb. So No Speed Isnt Evrything- Know How, Taking A Hit, And Never Be Afraid.

08-13-2004, 09:49 AM	#110
rjr5353 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Schaumburg, Illinois Posts: 128	Does anyone know if this guy got his ass kicked or what?

08-13-2004, 11:26 AM	#111
BoneCrusher Lift or Die Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Austin Texas Posts: 8,576	This whole thread was funny as shit ...

08-14-2004, 07:56 PM	#113
Thrift ats that one Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 30	Just kick his ass, you'll be fine
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