Listen to this....

Cinnabon · 07-29-2004, 08:39 PM

Is it just me, or does this sound a bit crazy?

The other day I was approached by a trainer at my gym, no tone from that gym. He trains on his own. He looked like he is in Great shape. He asked how my diet was and I informed him that most days I hardly reach 1000 calories and I believe that was way to low for wking out 5 xs a week and weiht training. He tells me that was WAY toooo many calories! Then he said I should be doing cardio 45 min a day, 5 xs a week and that I need to cut.I fell for it all except the "1000 calories was way too much" deal. Is it just me, it seemed real shocking for me to hear that from a trainer, lol.

Mars

PreMier · 07-29-2004, 08:41 PM

That guy is a total dumbfuck. Please dont listen to him.

**P-funk** · 07-29-2004, 08:44 PM

How can you not even be hitting 1000 cals? Those cinnabons are probably 1000cals each. I'd just be banging those down along with protien shakes all day. Whatever it takes man, sometimes it is hard to get those meals in.

kvyd · 07-29-2004, 08:45 PM

If your goals are to feel and look like shit, then listen to him.

atherjen · 07-29-2004, 08:46 PM

WHAT?!?!?!?!?!

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME??????

ok I BEG you NOT to listen to him!!!! Trainers like that need to be pinned under a barbell and fed blubber for all their false aid.

**P-funk** · 07-29-2004, 08:49 PM

Quote:

ok I BEG you NOT to listen to him!!!! Trainers like that need to be pinned under a barbell and fed blubber for all their false aid.

even when Jen gets angry it comes off sounding nice..hahaha

PreMier · 07-29-2004, 08:53 PM

PreMier · 07-29-2004, 08:54 PM

I think cinnabon is a woman.. and a sexy woman if I remember correctly

atherjen · 07-29-2004, 08:54 PM

Quote:

even when Jen gets angry it comes off sounding nice..hahaha

nice?

now Cinnabon- we need to work on that diet of yours.. you simply are NOT eating ENOUGH!

need more food!

**P-funk** · 07-29-2004, 08:55 PM

^ always such a sweetie.

BoneCrusher · 07-29-2004, 09:02 PM

I'm no pro but it seams to me that if you only take in 1000 cal's a day and then do the 45 min's of cardio that you would have the physique of Olive Oil. Give this "trainer" the link to this website so the good people here can train the trainer not to create an army of Olive Oils.

Cinnabon · 07-29-2004, 09:39 PM

Thanks guys.. I was really blown away by listening to his BS... lol

**calalily1972** · 07-29-2004, 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PreMier

That guy is a total dumbfuck. Please dont listen to him.

Dumbfuck! Yup, that's what he would be, a dumbfuck

aggies1ut · 07-29-2004, 10:44 PM

I love you Jodi.

You never mince words.

**calalily1972** · 07-29-2004, 10:45 PM

Personally I've always preferred fucknut!

aggies1ut · 07-29-2004, 10:47 PM

Monolith · 07-29-2004, 11:50 PM

This guy just walked up to you and said - more or less - "youre eating too much, go get on the treadmill"?

Holy christ, i would have swung a barbell at him in my best impersonation of a manny ramirez power swing. What a crackhead.

SportinStyle · 07-30-2004, 05:59 PM

lol, 45 minutes of cardio and you taking in under 1000 calories... hehe I think you would die, you would have negative calories almost... IS that even possible? lol

I know this is coming out of nowhere, but have any of you ever drank one of those 1200 calorie drinks with 80 g's of protein? I think you actually lose weight - probably because of all the throwing up you do..

nikegurl · 07-30-2004, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jodi

Personally I've always preferred fucknut!

my new favorite - he's a cock bite. ignore the fool.

SportinStyle · 07-30-2004, 06:04 PM

Cock Bite,

Something you can laugh and cry at, lol.

Vital Signs · 07-30-2004, 06:48 PM

Many trainers will feed you sh!t because they don't want the competition. If you need a trainer, find someone who has your best interests in mind and will help you to reach your goals,... not someone suffering from an inferiority complex and doesn't want you to look as good as he does. What I would do is hire this dumbass to train my opponents..!

I'm Trying · 08-04-2004, 06:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nikegurl

my new favorite - he's a cock bite. ignore the fool.

I've always used the saying penis leach.

largepkg · 08-04-2004, 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jodi

Personally I've always preferred fucknut!

Step Off Jodi!

That name is already trademarked.

Erik · 08-04-2004, 10:29 AM

1000 calories a day with 45 minutes of Cardio+daily living=starvation. Get familiar with your Basal Metabolic rate ad work out a good solid number of calories per day. All ids of nasty things happen when you starve yourself, allot that never go away.
You don't have to love in Sudan and have no food to starve. Society and bad advice can do that just as easily

JerseyDevil · 08-04-2004, 10:46 AM

Wow. That 'trainer' sounds like a total fucktard.

zubairkhan14 · 08-04-2004, 02:25 PM

wassup with all the swearing? swearing is just a lack of emotions

zubairkhan14 · 08-04-2004, 02:25 PM

wassup with all the swearing? swearing is just a lack of emotions

myCATpowerlifts · 08-04-2004, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zubairkhan14

wassup with all the swearing? swearing is just a lack of emotions

yea i agree

**Dale Mabry** · 08-04-2004, 03:41 PM

And repeating yourself or liking cats is a sign of a small weiner.

myCATpowerlifts · 08-04-2004, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dale Mabry

And repeating yourself or liking cats is a sign of a small weiner.

Knowing all the signs of a small weiner is a sign of being
small-weiner phobic

(meaning your penis is small, so very small...)

07-29-2004, 08:39 PM	#1
Cinnabon Cinnabon Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Miami, Florida Posts: 77	Listen to this.... Is it just me, or does this sound a bit crazy? The other day I was approached by a trainer at my gym, no tone from that gym. He trains on his own. He looked like he is in Great shape. He asked how my diet was and I informed him that most days I hardly reach 1000 calories and I believe that was way to low for wking out 5 xs a week and weiht training. He tells me that was WAY toooo many calories! Then he said I should be doing cardio 45 min a day, 5 xs a week and that I need to cut.I fell for it all except the "1000 calories was way too much" deal. Is it just me, it seemed real shocking for me to hear that from a trainer, lol. Mars

07-29-2004, 08:41 PM	#2
PreMier happy sumo Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 21,962 Photos: 2	That guy is a total dumbfuck. Please dont listen to him. P-side Inc. "the post-workout high is more profound than any drug-induced rush imaginable." -Dante B.

07-29-2004, 08:44 PM	#3
P-funk Patrick Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: AZ Posts: 31,700	How can you not even be hitting 1000 cals? Those cinnabons are probably 1000cals each. I'd just be banging those down along with protien shakes all day. Whatever it takes man, sometimes it is hard to get those meals in. E-Book: Take Charge! Everything You Need To Know To Write Your Own Training Programs Online Consulting/Program Design Reality Based Fitness Podcast Check me out on Twitter! Subscribe to our free monthly newsletter! "In the beginners mind there are many possibilities, in the experts there are few." -Buddha's Little Instruction Book

07-29-2004, 08:45 PM	#4
kvyd Registered User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Nor MI Posts: 1,130	If your goals are to feel and look like shit, then listen to him. Kevin "If you eat alot and workout hard and consistantly you will make good gains"

07-29-2004, 08:46 PM	#5
atherjen DS Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: MS Posts: 5,757	WHAT?!?!?!?!?! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME?????? ok I BEG you NOT to listen to him!!!! Trainers like that need to be pinned under a barbell and fed blubber for all their false aid. " To dream anything you want to dream: That is the beauty of the human mind. To do anything you want to do: That is the strength of the human will. To trust yourself to test your limits: that is the courage to succeed." NPC Southern Classic, June 3rd NPC Cajun Classic, June 10th NPC Mississippi State July 22nd

07-29-2004, 08:53 PM	#7
PreMier happy sumo Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 21,962 Photos: 2	P-side Inc. "the post-workout high is more profound than any drug-induced rush imaginable." -Dante B.

07-29-2004, 08:54 PM	#8
PreMier happy sumo Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 21,962 Photos: 2	I think cinnabon is a woman.. and a sexy woman if I remember correctly P-side Inc. "the post-workout high is more profound than any drug-induced rush imaginable." -Dante B.

07-29-2004, 08:55 PM	#10
P-funk Patrick Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: AZ Posts: 31,700	^ always such a sweetie. E-Book: Take Charge! Everything You Need To Know To Write Your Own Training Programs Online Consulting/Program Design Reality Based Fitness Podcast Check me out on Twitter! Subscribe to our free monthly newsletter! "In the beginners mind there are many possibilities, in the experts there are few." -Buddha's Little Instruction Book

07-29-2004, 09:02 PM	#11
BoneCrusher Lift or Die Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Austin Texas Posts: 8,589	I'm no pro but it seams to me that if you only take in 1000 cal's a day and then do the 45 min's of cardio that you would have the physique of Olive Oil. Give this "trainer" the link to this website so the good people here can train the trainer not to create an army of Olive Oils.

07-29-2004, 09:39 PM	#12
Cinnabon Cinnabon Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Miami, Florida Posts: 77	Thanks guys.. I was really blown away by listening to his BS... lol

07-29-2004, 10:44 PM	#14
aggies1ut NorCal Elite Member* Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Sacramento, Ca. Posts: 3,580 Photos: 19	I love you Jodi. You never mince words.

07-29-2004, 10:45 PM	#15
calalily1972 Moderator Moderator Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 22,438 Photos: 1	Personally I've always preferred fucknut!

07-29-2004, 10:47 PM	#16
aggies1ut NorCal Elite Member* Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Sacramento, Ca. Posts: 3,580 Photos: 19

07-29-2004, 11:50 PM	#17
Monolith OMGWTFBBQ Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: MA Posts: 4,002	This guy just walked up to you and said - more or less - "youre eating too much, go get on the treadmill"? Holy christ, i would have swung a barbell at him in my best impersonation of a manny ramirez power swing. What a crackhead. http://www.ncf.carleton.ca/~ek867/dexamyl.jpg

07-30-2004, 05:59 PM	#18
SportinStyle IM's Anti-Drug ;) Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 275 Photos: 8	lol, 45 minutes of cardio and you taking in under 1000 calories... hehe I think you would die, you would have negative calories almost... IS that even possible? lol I know this is coming out of nowhere, but have any of you ever drank one of those 1200 calorie drinks with 80 g's of protein? I think you actually lose weight - probably because of all the throwing up you do.. I don't train hard, eat right, and do the things I do for others. I do it for myself. ....did I mention the ladies too???

07-30-2004, 06:04 PM	#20
SportinStyle IM's Anti-Drug ;) Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 275 Photos: 8	Cock Bite, Something you can laugh and cry at, lol. I don't train hard, eat right, and do the things I do for others. I do it for myself. ....did I mention the ladies too???

07-30-2004, 06:48 PM	#21
Vital Signs Pure Energy Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 177	Many trainers will feed you sh!t because they don't want the competition. If you need a trainer, find someone who has your best interests in mind and will help you to reach your goals,... not someone suffering from an inferiority complex and doesn't want you to look as good as he does. What I would do is hire this dumbass to train my opponents..!

08-04-2004, 10:29 AM	#24
Erik Registered User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Michigan USA Posts: 134 Photos: 3	1000 calories a day with 45 minutes of Cardio+daily living=starvation. Get familiar with your Basal Metabolic rate ad work out a good solid number of calories per day. All ids of nasty things happen when you starve yourself, allot that never go away. You don't have to love in Sudan and have no food to starve. Society and bad advice can do that just as easily

08-04-2004, 10:46 AM	#25
JerseyDevil GO Buckeyes! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Southern, NJ Posts: 5,586	Wow. That 'trainer' sounds like a total fucktard.

08-04-2004, 02:25 PM	#26
zubairkhan14 I AM AN IDIOT! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: hanging out with all of the other dumbasses. Posts: 71 Photos: 2	wassup with all the swearing? swearing is just a lack of emotions

08-04-2004, 03:41 PM	#29
Dale Mabry Moderator Moderator Join Date: May 2003 Location: Elsewhere Posts: 14,335 Photos: 10	And repeating yourself or liking cats is a sign of a small weiner. If sense were common, everyone would have it. 4/2007-Current 75th Ranked most popular image 1 spot behind Prince's bulge...

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