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Old 10-22-2004, 01:54 AM   #1
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Top Secret Routine

This routine is guaranteed to make you grow:

Day 1 / Day 3/ Day 5

Chest/legs/calves/abs

8 sets flat bench press
8 sets flat db press
8 sets incline bench press
8 sets incline db bench press
8 sets flat flyes
8 sets incline flyes
8 sets cable cross overs

12 sets squats
12 sets front squats
8 sets superset leg extensions with leg press
8 sets lunges
12 sets SLDL
8 sets ham curls

20 sets donkey calf raises
20 sets standing calf raises
20 sets seated calf raises

50 sets ab crunch

Day 2 / Day 4 / Day 6

back/shoulders/arms/forearms

12 sets deadlifts
8 sets T-bar rows
8 sets pull up/pull downs
8 sets barbell rows
8 sets one are rows

8 sets behind the neck press
8 sets barbell press
8 sets db press
6 sets lateral raises
6 sets front raises
6 sets bent rear delt raises

8 sets barbell curls
8 sets wide grip barbell curls
8 sets hammer curls
8 sets seated incline alt curls

8 sets skull crushers
8 sets rope pushdowns
8 sets reverse grip pushdowns
8 sets french press

20 sets barbell wrist curls
20 sets reverse barbell wrist curls

Rest on day 7 , then repeat.
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Old 10-22-2004, 02:05 AM   #2
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Can you say, "overtraining"




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Old 10-22-2004, 02:11 AM   #3
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Old 10-22-2004, 02:37 AM   #4
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This is my high volume thread!!!
congregation please be seated and open your prayer guides (flex mags) to 'blood volume training' p. 666
let us pump now weider disciples

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Old 10-22-2004, 05:13 AM   #5
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You call your self Ahhhnold....your a FAKE like padded bra... Arnold bows down to no man, not even Wielder! but only to the women....EATING IS NOT CHEATING
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You call your self Ahhhnold....your a FAKE like padded bra... Arnold bows down to no man, not even Wielder! but only to the women....EATING IS NOT CHEATING
You can't spell CHEATING without EATING! ..Nah,Just kidding!

I think that training schedule is just for joke,that aint a workout,thats a marathon!



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Old 10-23-2004, 12:12 PM   #7
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its ridiculous.
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Old 10-23-2004, 12:25 PM   #8
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Old 10-23-2004, 03:25 PM   #9
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This routine is bi daily right....LMAO. This is cazy dude if u'r body requires this much training...u might need to consider another sport something along the lines of shuffle board or checkers , etc.
To determine your overload requirements u should first learn u'r body type. Easy gainer ( fast twitch fiber ) - - -hard gainer (slow twitch fiber ) . Using each lift determine how many times u can do 80 % of u'r 1 rep max. If u can only do 6 reps or less of u'r 80% max ...u'r an easy gainer. above 6 reps u'r a hard gainer. The further out this values, the up or down is your ability to gain mass! U can find u'r 1 rep max without maxing using this formula at any rep range.
Using any amount of weight you desire and do as many reps as possible. Mulitply number of reps by .033, this will give u u'r conversion factor drop from a 100% or (in other words 1 rep max). Now divide the amount of weight done by u'r conversion drop this will give u u'r one rep max without maxing and risking injury. Example 100lbs bench for 10 reps. 10reps X's .033 = 33% drop from 100%., meaning u can bench 33% of u'r (100% or 1 rep max ) Take 100% subtract 33% = 67 % conversion factor drop. Now divide 100lbs by 67%, this gives 149 lbs. This is u'r 1 rep max. It works at any rep range. hard gainers need more volume and higher reps and sets every 3 or 4 days , easy gainers need lower volume with less reps and sets every 5-7 days. Work each body part according to it's type of decovery ability. Anything outside of these perimeters are NOT PRODUCTIVE and WASTE of TIME! Your training is a science Bro, not playing grab ass.
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Old 10-25-2004, 10:43 AM   #10
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Is this Ahhhnold guy for real?

I have a few questions

1st are you on serious anabolics/GH with a routine like this?
2nd how old are you?
3rd Are you trying to make everyone shrink?
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Old 10-25-2004, 10:46 AM   #11
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This routine is terrible because there are no decline bench presses involved.
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Old 10-25-2004, 12:19 PM   #12
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Don't you mean "weeder"? LOL
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Old 10-25-2004, 01:10 PM   #14
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This routine is terrible because there are no decline bench presses involved.

yeah, the lower pecs wont get developed right.



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Old 10-25-2004, 04:04 PM   #15
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Thats the most hilarious post I've ever read...
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Old 10-25-2004, 07:38 PM   #16
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LOL.



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Old 10-25-2004, 07:46 PM   #17
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And with that low amount of sets, resting 1 a week is to much.
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Old 10-25-2004, 07:48 PM   #18
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And berealjohn did you not understand that it was a joke? =) Or did I not understand that you understood that it was a joke, or did you not understand that I understood that you understood that I understood or did...
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Old 10-25-2004, 08:48 PM   #19
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I think it is a pretty good routine. I have been using a similiar one myself and I have seen amazing improvements over the past couple of weeks!!



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its a great routine...... maybe once every 3 months for the shock factor.
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Old 10-25-2004, 09:59 PM   #21
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ahhhnold
This routine is guaranteed to make you grow:

Day 1 / Day 3/ Day 5

Chest/legs/calves/abs

8 sets flat bench press
8 sets flat db press
8 sets incline bench press
8 sets incline db bench press
8 sets flat flyes
8 sets incline flyes
8 sets cable cross overs

12 sets squats
12 sets front squats
8 sets superset leg extensions with leg press
8 sets lunges
12 sets SLDL
8 sets ham curls

20 sets donkey calf raises
20 sets standing calf raises
20 sets seated calf raises

50 sets ab crunch

Day 2 / Day 4 / Day 6

back/shoulders/arms/forearms

12 sets deadlifts
8 sets T-bar rows
8 sets pull up/pull downs
8 sets barbell rows
8 sets one are rows

8 sets behind the neck press
8 sets barbell press
8 sets db press
6 sets lateral raises
6 sets front raises
6 sets bent rear delt raises

8 sets barbell curls
8 sets wide grip barbell curls
8 sets hammer curls
8 sets seated incline alt curls

8 sets skull crushers
8 sets rope pushdowns
8 sets reverse grip pushdowns
8 sets french press

20 sets barbell wrist curls
20 sets reverse barbell wrist curls

Rest on day 7 , then repeat.
how did you find my routine??

oh btw, you missed dips on chest day.
I also do preachers curls for my biceps.



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Old 10-25-2004, 10:54 PM   #22
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if you do 1 rep for every set then it would be ok
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Old 12-04-2004, 01:42 PM   #23
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This routine is terrible because there are no decline bench presses involved.
Is that all thats wrong with it? Joking.



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Old 12-04-2004, 01:44 PM   #24
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I think for me it would possibly and I emphisize possibly if I cut the reps from most of the lifts that call for 8 sets if I cut it down to 4 sets.



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Old 12-04-2004, 07:32 PM   #25
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I've commented this routine before, & all I can say is this guy must be joking.

Anyone who does that routine for more than a week will burn out & overtrain for sure.
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Old 12-04-2004, 07:34 PM   #26
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That has to be a joke Johnnny



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I've commented this routine before, & all I can say is this guy must be joking.

Anyone who does that routine for more than a week will burn out & overtrain for sure.




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Old 12-04-2004, 07:52 PM   #27
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Randy I'm sure it is a joke.

But who would take the time to write out such a ridiculous routine?
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