soxmuscle

Funniest. Link. Ever.

Age: 20 | Height: 5'7" | Weight: 150 lbs | Penis: 12 inches

Du

My gym has a bunch of those. Thats what I get for lifting at a YMCA.



And no Sox, Im not one of them.

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19-chief

everyone here must go the gym often but i live(work) at mine... that link was like some bad dream!!! ...but funny.

Information that the character 19-chief presents is totally fictitious in nature and is presented for role playing purposes only. The opinions presented do not encourage the use of illegal substances nor take the place of professional medical advice.

DimebagDarrell

maybe you didnt understand what he was saying... he wasnt making fun of people on treadmills, he was referring to people on treadmills who talk on the phone

cutting sucks.

Archangel

The worst I've ever witnessed was this guy who was wearing those 1970 striped jogging shorts, yeah, you know the ones. He was walking around the gym talking rather loudly to himself, making faces like there was no tomorrow. I was doing seated shoulder presses and he was about 10 feet to my left approaching the squatting cage. He then proceeds to load just about every 45# wheel he could find. He then yells at himself in the mirror, slaps his face and gets under the bar. He goes down maybe a foot and screams at the top of his lungs on the way down. By now a few more people are watching. On his way down the second time he screams but drops the weight straight down to the safety bars. Grabs hiss butt and runs out of the room. He actually crapped his pants, it was all over the floor. Needless to say he was never seen again!!! Don't be that guy

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"For NOTHING is impossible with GOD" - Luke 1:37

WilliamB

I believe Schez was rediculing the whole image ... Talking on the cell phone and the whole bit. I dont believe he was reffering to the guy who is bulking up and doing light cardio.

Du

It was really you, wasnt it.

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RexStunnahH

I noticed some things people hate at gyms,So I going throw my 2 cents in.I hate people who spit in the drinking fountain!There are restrooms with sinks for that kinda thing,but I hate going for a drink or fill my bottle and seeing mucus stuck in the drain holes.I seen an older guy do that at the gym,he was maybe 50 or so,I have respect for my elders,so I didn't confront him,I just went up to the front desk and told them they need to put signs at the fountain telling folks not to do that.

"MAKE IT HAPPEN"

wtfzor

admit it both of you.

Train beyond the pain...and death is your only release

Luke9583

"The Sharp Dressed Man - Believe me, not every girl is going crazy for this guy. I've seen him many times, and I still don't get it. His lifting attire: t-shirt, dress pants, and loafers. I mean frigging loafers? One workout I could understand, but nobody forgets their gym bag everyday"


Have to admit, that's been me a couple times.

New goal for 2005, 190lbs @ 7% bf

"She Blew my nose, and then she blew my mind"

QuestionGuy

Dont say that around here man!!!, people are gona call you names such as PUSSY and A RAT for telling on people, go to some research OPEN CHAT AND FIND THE THREAD "SHOOTING UP AT THE GYM" , i tryed to do the right thing and ended up being a rat so just making sure that you dont do the RIGHT thing.

DOMS

It's all in the consequences:

Telling on someone spitting in the sink = maybe a warning and a sign
Telling on someone juicing up = a fine and maybe jail time

Think about it.

Besides, spitting in the sink effects more than just that person. Unless the guy who was juicing leaves his needles around, it only affects him.

So QuestionGuy, don’t be that guy!

Sacto95827

That's funny!!!

seven11

i hate [/b]the banger
thats the guy that lets bar drop on the safty thing when banching, so every body would look at him

ihateschoolmt

there this kid at my gym that gets on one of those pull up machines that you can put weight on it so its easier and he puts on more than he weights and pushes himself down kinda like a reverse pull up

BoneCrusher

Hey mayan ... I am sure I cleaned up my mess

Flex

Crapped his pants?

Damn, that's some nasty shit.

BoneCr-you anywhere near Odessa?

You're a funny guy, Sully, I like you. Dat's why I'm going to kill you lahst.


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BoneCrusher

Not really ... I live in Austin. Odessa gets a lot of smack talk becaus of its topography and its dirt. Why ... you there?

BulkMeUp

There is a difference between the two situations. The guys shooting up in the gym were doing it to themselves. But the guy spitting in the drinking fountain is doing it in the fountain that others have to use as it was not his personal fountain.

Egoatdoor

There is this rail thin blonde in my gym who must be 6 feet and about 120 pounds. Thin as a rail with arms and legs that look like twigs.

EVERY workout, she does these sissy one legged lunges on the Smith Machine, then does walking lunges across the gym floor. The rest of her "workout" is a combination of concentration curls, kickbacks and endless ab exercises.

I want to scream, walk up to her and yell "DO SOME SQUATS", then shove a muffin down her throat and yell "EAT EAT EAT"!!!!!!

Getting bigger is a battle and the weapon is my fork.

"The harder I work, the luckier I get"- Jenny Lynn

wtfzor

Train beyond the pain...and death is your only release

curt_james

Years and years ago, I saw two guys working out together. They were both actually built pretty well, but their routine was more like a comedy routine than a workout routine.

While the one guy was doing his benches, his training partner was standing on the bench doing, basically, a deadlift. There are spots and then there's sloppy form and let the other guy lift all the weight. Of course, both were screaming during this team-bench/deadlift exercise.

By the way, I'm Curt visiting from the http://www.emusclemag.com/forum/

There's a member whose MMI name is ironmagazine.com and who posted recently, so that's how I found out about your part of the Internet.

Check out MMI when you have a moment. I'll be sure to stop by here again. Never hurts to have more than one gym to work out in, right?

wtfzor

yeah the famous "bench press-upright row" team

Train beyond the pain...and death is your only release

Egoatdoor

I've seen this more times than I can count. The spotter is practically upright rowing the bar all the while screaming, "ALL YOU ALL YOU"!!!

Getting bigger is a battle and the weapon is my fork.

"The harder I work, the luckier I get"- Jenny Lynn

pectoralbob

i don't really encounter too much of what's been discussed already, and I'm just a beginner myself so my form isn't perfect so who am I to criticise? but the thing i hate the most are girls at my university gym who go there and walk on the treadmill for 4 minutes, followed by a 30 second jog, followed by a 4 minute walk and repeat until they hit 20 minutes of time wasted. They usually come with a girl friend and just chat to each other, using 2 treadmills out of 6, and when it happens during peak hours I wish evil thoughts upon them ("slip! slip! slip!")

BBBoogieWoogie

I train with many guy who shoot drugs, but they have enough respect for others to do it at home.

If I saw your sorry ass shooting in the locker room, I'd drag your fucking ass up to the manager myself!

Weight lifters aren't criminals, illegal drug users are. Dumb Asses!

JerseyDevil

My favorite is the two hour bicep workout guys. They start with DB curls, then BB curls, cable curls, preacher curls, machine preacher curls, hammer curls, incline DB curls, reverse curls, etc, etc. ...and they always have puny arms .