Thread: for those with a high protein consumption

Originally Posted by rangers97

do you find that high protein diets wreck havoc on your system? OK, there is no nice way to say it, so I'll just say it, does it give you lots of gas and/or more frequent trips to the bathroom? I tend to eat a modest amount of protein each day, close to 200+ grams, and I find that basically every night I am farting my brains out, and when I go to the bathroom, you won't want to be in there after me for like 2 hours, lol . Want to know if this is common amongst high protein eaters or if I have some kind of problem

Sometimes yes, sometimes no. It depends on what I ate with the protein source.

Protein shakes, no matter what i eat with them, ALWAYS have a gassy effect on me though.

Everything else... if i have a carb (besides veggies, i mean) I seem to be ok. but when it's just protein and a fibrous veg, oh man. It's potentially dangerous, to say the least.

chicks fart?

Its most likely the source of protein, some people have digestion issues.

Originally Posted by bulletproof1

chicks fart?

lmao

Originally Posted by bulletproof1

chicks fart?

Everyone know that only skivvy stoners fart.

Some people take a lot of protein supplements with a lot of fiber... fiber will get ya every time

Originally Posted by bulletproof1

chicks fart?

ahhhh hahaha



It doesnt affect me at all. Although i havent had a girlfriend in a while so maybe i just dont know it.

Originally Posted by rangers97

do you find that high protein diets wreck havoc on your system? OK, there is no nice way to say it, so I'll just say it, does it give you lots of gas and/or more frequent trips to the bathroom? I tend to eat a modest amount of protein each day, close to 200+ grams, and I find that basically every night I am farting my brains out, and when I go to the bathroom, you won't want to be in there after me for like 2 hours, lol . Want to know if this is common amongst high protein eaters or if I have some kind of problem

I usually eat around 200g protein plus per day with no ill effects, I think it NOT affecting me may be a survival mechanism though, my husband has the gas/stench side covered in our house, any more toxic fumes and I think there might be some fatalities occuring.

Originally Posted by BritChick

I usually eat around 200g protein plus per day with no ill effects, I think it NOT affecting me may be a survival mechanism though, my husband has the gas/stench side covered in our house, any more toxic fumes and I think there might be some fatalities occuring.

THAT is the most awesome answer I've read on this board. EVER. hahahaha!

Originally Posted by bulletproof1

chicks fart?

It's called fluffing.

And, we do it on our own time.

Originally Posted by bulletproof1

chicks fart?

NO. Chicks don't fart.









We pass gas.

Originally Posted by BabsieGirl

It's called fluffing.

And, we do it on our own time.

I don't know about you Babs, but where I come from fluffing is something else entirely.

Originally Posted by GoalGetter

I don't know about you Babs, but where I come from fluffing is something else entirely.

Ha ha, my mum used to call if fluffing! What the heck is fluffing where you come from GG?

Originally Posted by BritChick

Ha ha, my mum used to call if fluffing! What the heck is fluffing where you come from GG?

yea

My girls call it....putt putt I don't allow them to use the word "fart"

Originally Posted by BritChick

Ha ha, my mum used to call if fluffing! What the heck is fluffing where you come from GG?

To put it delicately, it's what some girls are hired to do to male porn stars prior to shooting a scene, and in between takes and scenes, in order to get him ready to perform and keep him in that ready state until the climax of the film, so to speak. These girls are affectionately called fluffers. They are not in the movie, just behind the scenes.

Don't believe me, check dictionary.com

Don't believe me, check dictionary.com

That's hilarious!

I'm ALMOST embarassed that I even know this. Jeez. I thought you folks would all be on the up-and-up about this sort of thing. hahahaha! Moreso than me anyway. hahahaha!

Originally Posted by GoalGetter

To put it delicately, it's what some girls are hired to do to male porn stars prior to shooting a scene, and in between takes and scenes, in order to get him ready to perform and keep him in that ready state until the climax of the film, so to speak. These girls are affectionately called fluffers. They are not in the movie, just behind the scenes.

Don't believe me, check dictionary.com

OMG that is too funny!!!

Originally Posted by BritChick

OMG that is too funny!!!

Indeed it is. Now you know!

And my friend's daughter had a rabbit called Fluffer, and to this day I giggle my ass off when I think about that.

Originally Posted by GoalGetter

To put it delicately, it's what some girls are hired to do to male porn stars prior to shooting a scene, and in between takes and scenes, in order to get him ready to perform and keep him in that ready state until the climax of the film, so to speak. These girls are affectionately called fluffers. They are not in the movie, just behind the scenes.

Don't believe me, check dictionary.com

That doesn't sound like a bad "position" to have

Originally Posted by GoalGetter

Indeed it is. Now you know!

And my friend's daughter had a rabbit called Fluffer, and to this day I giggle my ass off when I think about that.

I'd like to be the first to point out that no guys are claiming to not know what a fluffer is. You ladies need to get with the times.

Wait a sec. I didn't call it a fluffer. I called it fluffing.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=fluffing

Nothing to do with "fluffers" or keeping male porn stars.....'active'

Originally Posted by hu1k

I'd like to be the first to point out that no guys are claiming to not know what a fluffer is. You ladies need to get with the times.

This is what I get for having mostly guy friends. Useless information about porn production.

Originally Posted by BabsieGirl

Wait a sec. I didn't call it a fluffer. I called it fluffing.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=fluffing

Yes, but when a fluffer is performing her job (or his, if it is a gay production i guess), the fluffer is FLUFFING, which is what immedately came to mind when I originally read that word in this thread. hahahahhahhahaha!

Because, you know... I live in the gutter.

Var worked as Ron Jeremy's fluffer for years.

Well, I don't fluff, that's for sure. I fart

You can get NOW's Super Digestive Enzymes. Those will help ALOT to digest protein, carbs, fats, dairy and it will help keep gas and bloat under control.

Originally Posted by Dale Mabry

Var worked as Ron Jeremy's fluffer for years.

I knew it was only a matter of time before poor Var would be dragged into this.