Older women are RUTHless! WTF:shrug:
alright, so i'm doing legs tonite, i hop on the hacksquat. I'm bangin' my head a little to get fired up (obviously right about to do a set), when this chick comes up to me, stand RIGHT next to me as i sit on the machine, and says "WOW, you're focused huh". I nod to get her away, and am now kinda pissed cuz she interupted me.
A short history of this chick....
She's a BB chick. LIke a real BB chick that competes and what not. She is like 5'3, and has THEE biggest boobs i've EVER seen. they are SO big its ridiculous, and makes her look quite foolish. even though she's serious about BB, i always see her talking to guys and shit, which i assume is flirting. The last few times i've seen her there she approaches me in the middle of my wo's and i try to tell her to fuck off, politely of course.
So back to tonite. I finish my set, and of course she's standing around waiting for me to talk to her. so i lower my headphones, but leave them on, hoping she gets the hint. she starts smalltalking, and asks me if i could stretch with her later. I'm thikning to myself, WTF :hmmm: Why do you need someone to stretch??? So i politely decline and give some poor excuses, but she keeps on insisting. So i'm like "ya whatever".
I finish my workout, and go ride the bike. she comes up to me on the bike and says "how long you doing this for, i'll come back when your done". I'm now thinking to myself, WTF? Why do you need someone to stretch???????
So i FINALLY amuse her, (after i tried to sneak outta the gym when i was done), and she LITERALLY has me hold her heel and push it over her shoulder. We mine as well have been banging standing up.
We finish after i don't tghink i've ever felt more awkward in my life, she makes small talk, and i BOUNCE outta there asap.
This wouldn't be weird had i not already banged a former employee/MILF that worked there that practically raped me until i agreed to fool around with her.
WHAT THE FUCK, Older ladies???