LATEST WTF @ the gym

Flex · 11-15-2004, 07:42 PM

Older women are RUTHless! WTF

alright, so i'm doing legs tonite, i hop on the hacksquat. I'm bangin' my head a little to get fired up (obviously right about to do a set), when this chick comes up to me, stand RIGHT next to me as i sit on the machine, and says "WOW, you're focused huh". I nod to get her away, and am now kinda pissed cuz she interupted me.

A short history of this chick....
She's a BB chick. LIke a real BB chick that competes and what not. She is like 5'3, and has THEE biggest boobs i've EVER seen. they are SO big its ridiculous, and makes her look quite foolish. even though she's serious about BB, i always see her talking to guys and shit, which i assume is flirting. The last few times i've seen her there she approaches me in the middle of my wo's and i try to tell her to fuck off, politely of course.

So back to tonite. I finish my set, and of course she's standing around waiting for me to talk to her. so i lower my headphones, but leave them on, hoping she gets the hint. she starts smalltalking, and asks me if i could stretch with her later. I'm thikning to myself, WTF

Why do you need someone to stretch??? So i politely decline and give some poor excuses, but she keeps on insisting. So i'm like "ya whatever".

I finish my workout, and go ride the bike. she comes up to me on the bike and says "how long you doing this for, i'll come back when your done". I'm now thinking to myself, WTF? Why do you need someone to stretch???????

So i FINALLY amuse her, (after i tried to sneak outta the gym when i was done), and she LITERALLY has me hold her heel and push it over her shoulder. We mine as well have been banging standing up.

We finish after i don't tghink i've ever felt more awkward in my life, she makes small talk, and i BOUNCE outta there asap.

This wouldn't be weird had i not already banged a former employee/MILF that worked there that practically raped me until i agreed to fool around with her.

WHAT THE FUCK, Older ladies???

gr81 · 11-15-2004, 07:47 PM

you love it, admit it! lol

Flex · 11-15-2004, 07:50 PM

GLAD you saw this, bro haha. I wanted your opinion, mos def

To be honest, no, i didn't like it. I felt like a fuckin' fool when i was holding her foot over her shoulder. I look over and people are staring at me like WTF haha.

Leave me alone, bitch. Granted, i'm one of the baddest motherfuckers of all time. I'm one of the greatest singers, and one of the best lookin' bodybuilders you ever seen. HOld my protein shake, BIIIIIIITCH.

WTF

you remember that story i told you 'bout the milf over the summer, right? these chicks are COOOLD BLOOOOOOOODEEEED. they take shit by FORCE, know what i mean

DOMS · 11-15-2004, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Flex

these chicks are COOOLD BLOOOOOOOODEEEED. they take shit by FORCE, know what i mean

You say that likes it's a bad thing...

Du · 11-15-2004, 08:55 PM

Flex, where the hell do you lift? You must have all the fuckups in your part of the state.

But MILFs are good.

Jeanie · 11-15-2004, 09:39 PM

uh, what do you consider "older"?

Flex · 11-15-2004, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by cfs3

You say that likes it's a bad thing...

no, but GODDAMN. i'll LET you fuck me AFTER i w.o. if your lucky

Personally i just HATE the fuckin' scumbag guys who try to pick up all the chicks there, and same goes for the hoebags that try to pick up all the dudes

Flex · 11-15-2004, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by du510

Flex, where the hell do you lift? You must have all the fuckups in your part of the state.

But MILFs are good.

Manchester, bro.

I LOOOOVE milfs

Flex · 11-15-2004, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Jeanie

uh, what do you consider "older"?

well, when i say "older", i usually just refer to chicks older than myself (23).

In the gym "whores" case, the MILF was 29 or 30, and this chick i have no idea what her age is, i'd guess around 30, give or take 5 years each way

soxmuscle · 11-15-2004, 10:39 PM

I would have told her we'd talk when I was done with my workout and then.. BAM! told her we can stretch back at my place.

DOMS · 11-15-2004, 10:53 PM

OK, I've got my "WTF @ the gym" and I workout at home!

I'm doing BB curls. I'm on my third set and really into it. I've got Luciano Pavoratti singing Caruso and all of a sudden I hear my wife yell, "Hey, babe!" right next to my ear. I just about dropped the bar. It turns out that she just discovered triceps push-ups...

Johnnny · 11-15-2004, 11:15 PM

Flex you're crazy for turning her obvious opportunity down.

I have been with 2 women in their 30's when I was 21 & 23yrs old & they were probably 2 of the best I've ever been with.

But she's obviously giving out plain signals.

I would take her up on her offer.

cappo5150 · 11-15-2004, 11:20 PM

MILFs are great. Seems like she banged all the dudes at your gym and now your the fresh meat.

BoneCrusher · 11-15-2004, 11:52 PM

Flex rolling thru here like he didn't already tap dat ...

Flex · 11-16-2004, 05:20 AM

"Excuse me, Miss. Uh yaaaa, can you hold my balls while i finish my last set of upright rows, please? Thanks, appreciate it"

Jeanie · 11-16-2004, 07:03 AM

Okay, as an "older woman" in the gym, I too can appreciate the young male body. Sure I am close enough to be their mom, which makes me feel even more wierd. So I just look but I try not to make it obvious. However, I did date a 21 year old when I was 30.....that was awkward because the maturity levels were just so far apart.

I would definitly stay away from her, you never know what diseases she may be carrying. Oh, and it is true what they say about women over 30.

gr81 · 11-16-2004, 07:12 AM

she sounds like a dumb beeyotch, no question. oh and I feel ya to tha fullest about people who try and pick up dates at the gym..... Listen all you jackasses, save it for later or outside, or somewhere thats not next to me. The gym is supposed to be a sacred place fill with intense zen-like focus, not a skin bar or meat market that people go to floss. Thats what the beach is for. just stop it

Johnnny · 11-16-2004, 08:53 AM

Jeanie

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Okay, as an "older woman" in the gym, I too can appreciate the young male body. Sure I am close enough to be their mom, which makes me feel even more wierd. So I just look but I try not to make it obvious. However, I did date a 21 year old when I was 30.....that was awkward because the maturity levels were just so far apart.

That would be generalizing saying that all 20yr male's are immature.

It really depends on the individual. When I was 21yrs old I had a 7 month relationship with my college professor before she was offered a dream job at NYU which I was cool with.

& when I was 23yrs old I dated my 36yr old divorced boss. She was amazing & I learned a lot from her. I was with her for about 5 or 6 months but her husband moved back to town & wanted to try to salvage an already what was supposed to be finished marriage.

Which was fine I wasn't going to stand in the way of someone trying to save their marriage.

But we got along great for a long time. Dinners, concerts, movies, going for drinks with each woman & it was all good.

I knew how to treat a woman with respect & like a lady at a young age.

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I would definitly stay away from her, you never know what diseases she may be carrying. Oh, and it is true what they say about women over 30.

As for STD's you are right about this, but I always say just throw on your rain coat & enjoy

Just as long as there are no other visible skin problems on her mouth or down south.

Flex · 11-16-2004, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by gr81

The gym is supposed to be a sacred place fill with intense zen-like focus, not a skin bar or meat market that people go to floss. Thats what the beach is for. just stop it

HELL YA

Flex · 11-16-2004, 08:58 AM

as for the STD's...

why would you just hafta watch out for older chicks?

I'm willing to bet that college chicks are JUST as bad as older chicks

MaxMirkin · 11-16-2004, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Jeanie

Okay, as an "older woman" in the gym, I too can appreciate the young male body. Sure I am close enough to be their mom, which makes me feel even more wierd. So I just look but I try not to make it obvious. However, I did date a 21 year old when I was 30.....that was awkward because the maturity levels were just so far apart.

Come on! He couldn't have been that much more mature at 21!

Johnnny · 11-16-2004, 10:54 AM

Flex

Quote:

I'm willing to bet that college chicks are JUST as bad as older chicks

Well I saw the latest stats, 1 in 4 girls or was it 1 in 4 college students in general on a college campus have an STD & don't even know it.

I also just saw on the news that Cervical Cancer is caused by HPV or warts on the inside.

There are apparently many different breeds of HPV.

& there is a newly developed vaccine that will prevent this & also in men as well.

But some individuals may have to go for 2 or 3 shots of it before they are totally safe.

bulletproof1 · 11-16-2004, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Flex

HOld my protein shake, BIIIIIIITCH.

SugarDaddy · 11-16-2004, 11:20 AM

LOL...normally I would have said go for it, but if she has been chasing after so many guys, then she obviously gets around and just isn't worth the 4 hours of fun. Now, if you have seen her before, and she normally ignores guys there, then go for stretches back at her place.

Johnnny · 11-16-2004, 11:27 AM

SugarDaddy

Quote:

LOL...normally I would have said go for it, but if she has been chasing
after so many guys, then she obviously gets around and just isn't worth
the 4 hours of fun. Now, if you have seen her before, and she normally
ignores guys there, then go for stretches back at her place.

Just b/c she's been around doesn't mean she has something automatically.

I dated someone who had about 20 partners before me & she was only 23yrs old.

I was with her exclusively for a year but she just couldn't stay away from her old habits.

So I bolted.

Luke9583 · 11-16-2004, 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flex

as for the STD's...

why would you just hafta watch out for older chicks?

I'm willing to bet that college chicks are JUST as bad as older chicks

O yes they are

11-15-2004, 07:42 PM	#1
Flex FLEXecutioner Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Pomping Iyuhn Posts: 6,278 Photos: 2	LATEST WTF @ the gym Older women are RUTHless! WTF alright, so i'm doing legs tonite, i hop on the hacksquat. I'm bangin' my head a little to get fired up (obviously right about to do a set), when this chick comes up to me, stand RIGHT next to me as i sit on the machine, and says "WOW, you're focused huh". I nod to get her away, and am now kinda pissed cuz she interupted me. A short history of this chick.... She's a BB chick. LIke a real BB chick that competes and what not. She is like 5'3, and has THEE biggest boobs i've EVER seen. they are SO big its ridiculous, and makes her look quite foolish. even though she's serious about BB, i always see her talking to guys and shit, which i assume is flirting. The last few times i've seen her there she approaches me in the middle of my wo's and i try to tell her to fuck off, politely of course. So back to tonite. I finish my set, and of course she's standing around waiting for me to talk to her. so i lower my headphones, but leave them on, hoping she gets the hint. she starts smalltalking, and asks me if i could stretch with her later. I'm thikning to myself, WTF Why do you need someone to stretch??? So i politely decline and give some poor excuses, but she keeps on insisting. So i'm like "ya whatever". I finish my workout, and go ride the bike. she comes up to me on the bike and says "how long you doing this for, i'll come back when your done". I'm now thinking to myself, WTF? Why do you need someone to stretch??????? So i FINALLY amuse her, (after i tried to sneak outta the gym when i was done), and she LITERALLY has me hold her heel and push it over her shoulder. We mine as well have been banging standing up. We finish after i don't tghink i've ever felt more awkward in my life, she makes small talk, and i BOUNCE outta there asap. This wouldn't be weird had i not already banged a former employee/MILF that worked there that practically raped me until i agreed to fool around with her. WHAT THE FUCK, Older ladies???
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11-15-2004, 07:47 PM	#2
gr81 You Lack Intensity!!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Just below our civil disguise Posts: 6,378 Photos: 10	you love it, admit it! lol
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11-15-2004, 07:50 PM	#3
Flex FLEXecutioner Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Pomping Iyuhn Posts: 6,278 Photos: 2	GLAD you saw this, bro haha. I wanted your opinion, mos def To be honest, no, i didn't like it. I felt like a fuckin' fool when i was holding her foot over her shoulder. I look over and people are staring at me like WTF haha. Leave me alone, bitch. Granted, i'm one of the baddest motherfuckers of all time. I'm one of the greatest singers, and one of the best lookin' bodybuilders you ever seen. HOld my protein shake, BIIIIIIITCH. WTF you remember that story i told you 'bout the milf over the summer, right? these chicks are COOOLD BLOOOOOOOODEEEED. they take shit by FORCE, know what i mean
	You're a funny guy, Sully, I like you. Dat's why I'm going to kill you lahst. * Got juice?Need Motivation?How to Train* Arnold vs. Ronnie vs. Haney vs. Sergio YEAH BUDDY...LIGHT WEIGHT!Ahhnold*

11-15-2004, 08:55 PM	#5
Du Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: London, UK Posts: 4,085 Photos: 5	Flex, where the hell do you lift? You must have all the fuckups in your part of the state. But MILFs are good.
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11-15-2004, 09:39 PM	#6
Jeanie Mom/Student/Wifey Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: None Ya! Posts: 939 Photos: 6	uh, what do you consider "older"?
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11-15-2004, 10:39 PM	#10
soxmuscle do work son Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: I will eat your face Posts: 8,547 Photos: 10	I would have told her we'd talk when I was done with my workout and then.. BAM! told her we can stretch back at my place.
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11-15-2004, 10:53 PM	#11
DOMS Metrosexual Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: In a van, down by the river... Posts: 21,725 Photos: 6	OK, I've got my "WTF @ the gym" and I workout at home! I'm doing BB curls. I'm on my third set and really into it. I've got Luciano Pavoratti singing Caruso and all of a sudden I hear my wife yell, "Hey, babe!" right next to my ear. I just about dropped the bar. It turns out that she just discovered triceps push-ups...
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11-15-2004, 11:15 PM	#12
Johnnny Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,844	Flex you're crazy for turning her obvious opportunity down. I have been with 2 women in their 30's when I was 21 & 23yrs old & they were probably 2 of the best I've ever been with. But she's obviously giving out plain signals. I would take her up on her offer.

11-15-2004, 11:20 PM	#13
cappo5150 Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Venice, CA Posts: 2,318 Photos: 1	MILFs are great. Seems like she banged all the dudes at your gym and now your the fresh meat.

11-15-2004, 11:52 PM	#14
BoneCrusher Lift or Die Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Austin Texas Posts: 8,576	Flex rolling thru here like he didn't already tap dat ...

11-16-2004, 05:20 AM	#15
Flex FLEXecutioner Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Pomping Iyuhn Posts: 6,278 Photos: 2	"Excuse me, Miss. Uh yaaaa, can you hold my balls while i finish my last set of upright rows, please? Thanks, appreciate it"
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11-16-2004, 07:03 AM	#16
Jeanie Mom/Student/Wifey Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: None Ya! Posts: 939 Photos: 6	Okay, as an "older woman" in the gym, I too can appreciate the young male body. Sure I am close enough to be their mom, which makes me feel even more wierd. So I just look but I try not to make it obvious. However, I did date a 21 year old when I was 30.....that was awkward because the maturity levels were just so far apart. I would definitly stay away from her, you never know what diseases she may be carrying. Oh, and it is true what they say about women over 30.
	Current weight 130.4 Goal weight 125 11 bf% Overall Goal is to be the best I can be and feel good http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/ga...ent_BF-med.jpg

11-16-2004, 07:12 AM	#17
gr81 You Lack Intensity!!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Just below our civil disguise Posts: 6,378 Photos: 10	she sounds like a dumb beeyotch, no question. oh and I feel ya to tha fullest about people who try and pick up dates at the gym..... Listen all you jackasses, save it for later or outside, or somewhere thats not next to me. The gym is supposed to be a sacred place fill with intense zen-like focus, not a skin bar or meat market that people go to floss. Thats what the beach is for. just stop it
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11-16-2004, 08:58 AM	#20
Flex FLEXecutioner Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Pomping Iyuhn Posts: 6,278 Photos: 2	as for the STD's... why would you just hafta watch out for older chicks? I'm willing to bet that college chicks are JUST as bad as older chicks
	You're a funny guy, Sully, I like you. Dat's why I'm going to kill you lahst. * Got juice?Need Motivation?How to Train* Arnold vs. Ronnie vs. Haney vs. Sergio YEAH BUDDY...LIGHT WEIGHT!Ahhnold*

11-16-2004, 11:20 AM	#24
SugarDaddy Registered User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Toronto, Ontario Posts: 27	LOL...normally I would have said go for it, but if she has been chasing after so many guys, then she obviously gets around and just isn't worth the 4 hours of fun. Now, if you have seen her before, and she normally ignores guys there, then go for stretches back at her place.
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