Thread: LATEST WTF @ the gym

you love it, admit it! lol

GLAD you saw this, bro haha. I wanted your opinion, mos def

To be honest, no, i didn't like it. I felt like a fuckin' fool when i was holding her foot over her shoulder. I look over and people are staring at me like WTF haha.

Leave me alone, bitch. Granted, i'm one of the baddest motherfuckers of all time. I'm one of the greatest singers, and one of the best lookin' bodybuilders you ever seen. HOld my protein shake, BIIIIIIITCH.

WTF
you remember that story i told you 'bout the milf over the summer, right? these chicks are COOOLD BLOOOOOOOODEEEED. they take shit by FORCE, know what i mean

Originally Posted by Flex

these chicks are COOOLD BLOOOOOOOODEEEED. they take shit by FORCE, know what i mean

You say that likes it's a bad thing...

Flex, where the hell do you lift? You must have all the fuckups in your part of the state.

But MILFs are good.

uh, what do you consider "older"?

Originally Posted by cfs3

You say that likes it's a bad thing...

no, but GODDAMN. i'll LET you fuck me AFTER i w.o. if your lucky

Personally i just HATE the fuckin' scumbag guys who try to pick up all the chicks there, and same goes for the hoebags that try to pick up all the dudes

Originally Posted by du510

Flex, where the hell do you lift? You must have all the fuckups in your part of the state.

But MILFs are good.

Manchester, bro.

I LOOOOVE milfs

Originally Posted by Jeanie

uh, what do you consider "older"?

well, when i say "older", i usually just refer to chicks older than myself (23).

In the gym "whores" case, the MILF was 29 or 30, and this chick i have no idea what her age is, i'd guess around 30, give or take 5 years each way

I would have told her we'd talk when I was done with my workout and then.. BAM! told her we can stretch back at my place.

OK, I've got my "WTF @ the gym" and I workout at home!

I'm doing BB curls. I'm on my third set and really into it. I've got Luciano Pavoratti singing Caruso and all of a sudden I hear my wife yell, "Hey, babe!" right next to my ear. I just about dropped the bar. It turns out that she just discovered triceps push-ups...

Flex you're crazy for turning her obvious opportunity down.

I have been with 2 women in their 30's when I was 21 & 23yrs old & they were probably 2 of the best I've ever been with.

But she's obviously giving out plain signals.

I would take her up on her offer.

MILFs are great. Seems like she banged all the dudes at your gym and now your the fresh meat.

Flex rolling thru here like he didn't already tap dat ...

"Excuse me, Miss. Uh yaaaa, can you hold my balls while i finish my last set of upright rows, please? Thanks, appreciate it"

Okay, as an "older woman" in the gym, I too can appreciate the young male body. Sure I am close enough to be their mom, which makes me feel even more wierd. So I just look but I try not to make it obvious. However, I did date a 21 year old when I was 30.....that was awkward because the maturity levels were just so far apart.


I would definitly stay away from her, you never know what diseases she may be carrying. Oh, and it is true what they say about women over 30.

she sounds like a dumb beeyotch, no question. oh and I feel ya to tha fullest about people who try and pick up dates at the gym..... Listen all you jackasses, save it for later or outside, or somewhere thats not next to me. The gym is supposed to be a sacred place fill with intense zen-like focus, not a skin bar or meat market that people go to floss. Thats what the beach is for. just stop it

Jeanie

Okay, as an "older woman" in the gym, I too can appreciate the young male body. Sure I am close enough to be their mom, which makes me feel even more wierd. So I just look but I try not to make it obvious. However, I did date a 21 year old when I was 30.....that was awkward because the maturity levels were just so far apart.

That would be generalizing saying that all 20yr male's are immature.

It really depends on the individual. When I was 21yrs old I had a 7 month relationship with my college professor before she was offered a dream job at NYU which I was cool with.

& when I was 23yrs old I dated my 36yr old divorced boss. She was amazing & I learned a lot from her. I was with her for about 5 or 6 months but her husband moved back to town & wanted to try to salvage an already what was supposed to be finished marriage.

Which was fine I wasn't going to stand in the way of someone trying to save their marriage.

But we got along great for a long time. Dinners, concerts, movies, going for drinks with each woman & it was all good.

I knew how to treat a woman with respect & like a lady at a young age.

I would definitly stay away from her, you never know what diseases she may be carrying. Oh, and it is true what they say about women over 30.

As for STD's you are right about this, but I always say just throw on your rain coat & enjoy

Just as long as there are no other visible skin problems on her mouth or down south.

Originally Posted by gr81

The gym is supposed to be a sacred place fill with intense zen-like focus, not a skin bar or meat market that people go to floss. Thats what the beach is for. just stop it

HELL YA

as for the STD's...

why would you just hafta watch out for older chicks?

I'm willing to bet that college chicks are JUST as bad as older chicks

Originally Posted by Jeanie

Okay, as an "older woman" in the gym, I too can appreciate the young male body. Sure I am close enough to be their mom, which makes me feel even more wierd. So I just look but I try not to make it obvious. However, I did date a 21 year old when I was 30.....that was awkward because the maturity levels were just so far apart.

Come on! He couldn't have been that much more mature at 21!

Flex

I'm willing to bet that college chicks are JUST as bad as older chicks

Well I saw the latest stats, 1 in 4 girls or was it 1 in 4 college students in general on a college campus have an STD & don't even know it.


I also just saw on the news that Cervical Cancer is caused by HPV or warts on the inside.

There are apparently many different breeds of HPV.

& there is a newly developed vaccine that will prevent this & also in men as well.

But some individuals may have to go for 2 or 3 shots of it before they are totally safe.

Originally Posted by Flex

HOld my protein shake, BIIIIIIITCH.

LOL...normally I would have said go for it, but if she has been chasing after so many guys, then she obviously gets around and just isn't worth the 4 hours of fun. Now, if you have seen her before, and she normally ignores guys there, then go for stretches back at her place.

SugarDaddy

LOL...normally I would have said go for it, but if she has been chasing
after so many guys, then she obviously gets around and just isn't worth
the 4 hours of fun. Now, if you have seen her before, and she normally
ignores guys there, then go for stretches back at her place.

Just b/c she's been around doesn't mean she has something automatically.

I dated someone who had about 20 partners before me & she was only 23yrs old.

I was with her exclusively for a year but she just couldn't stay away from her old habits.

So I bolted.

Originally Posted by Flex

as for the STD's...

why would you just hafta watch out for older chicks?

I'm willing to bet that college chicks are JUST as bad as older chicks

O yes they are

Originally Posted by Flex

as for the STD's...

why would you just hafta watch out for older chicks?

I'm willing to bet that college chicks are JUST as bad as older chicks

actually older woman would be more likely to catch an STD earlier than a younger woman due to fact that they carry their own medical coverage and the increased frequency of medical exams. I younger woman would be far less inclined to go get "checked out" knowing that daddy might get a bill...

Hey there Flex.

You have on occasion referred to me as a MILF even though I am not a mom, but that's cool , you are cute and I am flattered.... anyway this woman is weird if you ask me, I would NEVER hit on a very young man no matter how adorable he was. Very yucky and just as bad as a 30 year old man hitting on an 17 year old girl, makes them look silly.
If I were you, I would IGNORE her, she is more than a little strange..... if she bothers you again tell her I will kick her tush!!

Big piece of data left out ... is she a 10 or an 8?
If she's a 10 then do a hit & run ... just wear a full body condum.
If she's not at least an 8 then send her back down to the minors.