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    constipated anyone..?

    hey i have a weird question/comment.

    i just started working my legs today for the first time and i discovered sumthing a little strange, and i wanted to ask other people about it..

    does calf raises make anyone else feel like they have to take a shit during the set, and then actually take one.. or maybe that means i am not using proper form or sumthing..

    cuz during my sets of calf raises, i felt like i had to, and then did after that, take a shit. weird huh?

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    that never happens to me
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    Lol. no way the calf machine made you work up a dump.
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    yeah i swear it did.. i guess im just weird.. lol.
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    I'm with you man. I usually just grap a newspaper or magazine whenever i get on the calf machine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDyl
    I'm with you man. I usually just grap a newspaper or magazine whenever i get on the calf machine.




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    Even weirder...........whenever I take a crap I feel my calves burning!
    What this means is that when we drop a ball and it falls to the ground, it wasn't the ball that moved (down to the ground), but the ground that moved (up to the ball)

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    LoL!
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    Maybe you just needed to crap at the time, and doing the set got the blood pumping and so forth.

    Never happens to me.

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    Don't eat the spicy stuff before you workout.

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    Oh for the record... Doing legs, mainly heavy calf stuff makes me have to go potty but not pooh pooh. Just #1

    It has the same effect as 3 24oz coffees from wawa. Always wondered why.

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    happend again.. but this time i didnt crap, i just felt like i had to..
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    be a man and just shit in your britches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bulletproof1
    be a man and just shit in your britches.

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    the extra weight in your undies will make the squats more challenging.

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    Super wide ass squats or leg presses maybe, never calf stuff.
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    tjwes, I can flex fat ;)

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    HAHAAHAHAHAHH LOL HAAHAHAAH this thread owns! haha its so funny

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    I'm telling you man, just bring some adult dipers. It gets cold as hell in the weight room sometimes, and that lump of goodness in the diper just warms you right up. Hell, sometimes I even skip warmups.
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    Lying on stomach leg curls kind of do for me....

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    I'm telling you man, just bring some adult dipers. It gets cold as hell in the weight room sometimes, and that lump of goodness in the diper just warms you right up. Hell, sometimes I even skip warmups.
    Yeah it'll smell so nasty you'll get all the weights and machines to yourself
    What this means is that when we drop a ball and it falls to the ground, it wasn't the ball that moved (down to the ground), but the ground that moved (up to the ball)

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    I usually make a dooty after I workout. I do a really nice long one. I usually read. One time I fell asleep but that another story.



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    it only happends after calf raises, and it hasnt failed to happen yet. this is not making me look forward to the calf press.

    oh well, buff legs are worth a shit stain or 2.
    workin to get r-r-ripped to shreds.

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    I dont think so!!!! Squats or presses wuddo that but never calves!

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    Classic......

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    Taking a pitcher or two of Green Tea every other day does do the trick!!!! Try it anyone & let me know....

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