Thread: The Biggest Lies in the Gym

min0 you probably just nailed every member of this forum at LEAST once ...

I noticed a few I did before...

lol pretty good kinda anying though cause we rarely get any decent looking women in our gym.

pisses me of abit when i have to search every where for the right dumbells even though there are labelled places for em

What is the worst "Gym Lie" that you ever heard ?

I'm not lifting ___ lbs on the ___ to impress the cute girl over there.

I don't care that my buddy( or training partner) can lift more than I can.

I took ___ and it didn't do anything for me. And its not because my training program and nutrition suck and I overtrain.

My workouts never go longer than one hour. This includes the time it takes me to do a proper warmup, a proper cool down afterwards, put the weights on and off the bar, hook and unhook cables, pick up and return dumbbells from the rack, write my weights in my log, rest between sets, get drinks of water so I keep my body hydrated, go from one station to the next, wait for other people to do their sets while I work in and everything else that can slow a workout down.

I use every plate on the rack during my workouts, not just the 45s.

minO, you seem good at this. Have you used a bunch of these yourself? I have used a few of these myself.....I know that lol.

Originally Posted by Teen_Lifter

minO, you seem good at this. Have you used a bunch of these yourself? I have used a few of these myself.....I know that lol.

I admit I have used the following.

• I'll do abs tomorrow.
• I don't care how I look, I just wanna be strong.
• lifted a lot more than that last time.

I like to work abs, so I can't use that one. I've DEFINATLY used the "did more than that last time" one though......on several occasions actually lol. Oh yeah, the "I'm just getting back into it" is a good one i've used too

Originally Posted by min0 lee

• You only have to do 1 set.

How is this a lie? If perform with the utmost intensity, then one set is all that is needed.

i dont go to the gym to check out babes, most are all hitting on the gangster loser kids, scum of the school girls. babes are last thing i do this for, honestly im not sure what, girls are probably a reason, but not the girls in there

You only have to do 1 set.

sigh

Originally Posted by CowPimp

How is this a lie? If perform with the utmost intensity, then one set is all that is needed.

Originally Posted by Duncans Donuts

sigh

Sorry guys. I didn't get to edit a couple of things.
In the meantime you can speak to my lawyer. He has informed me to keep quiet.

His name is.........Johnnnny

This baseball cap protects my eyes from the glaring lights.
I use it cause I dont like people looking at me, Hats are a life saver

Originally Posted by Vieope

What is the worst "Gym Lie" that you ever heard ?

why does it seem that V has already made a thread about everything?

He is ahead of his time.

Originally Posted by min0 lee

Sorry guys. I didn't get to edit a couple of things.
In the meantime you can speak to my lawyer. He has informed me to keep quiet.

His name is.........Johnnnny

Looks like its the death penalty for you

But..But...

Originally Posted by min0 lee

I admit I have used the following.

• I'll do abs tomorrow.
• I don't care how I look, I just wanna be strong.
• lifted a lot more than that last time.

I got you mino !!!!!! MINO IS A GUY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL, I got it this time. You screwed up this time, hehehe, if you were a girl then I doubt that #3 on your list would even matter!!! hehehehhe, Did I fugure it out to late ??? hehe..

Why can't we train hard.
Ask my partner Shutup, she is mighty strong.

I shall reveal my identity one of these days.

we all await that day

My lifting partner is a female powerlifter. She is always pissed when she doesn't get as much as she had the previous week. She is transitioning to bodybuilding now, so she is bound to lose some of her strength while she is cutting down to start.

I've never said any of those , with the exception of "i don't care about strength, i just want to get big". and i was absolutely serious about that...

Originally Posted by Flex

I've never said any of those , with the exception of "i don't care about strength, i just want to get big". and i was absolutely serious about that...

I haven't either

I forgot to add this one....

• I never said any of those lies.

"I didn't fart, it was the guy here before me!"

They did that to me.
Freakin guy farted next to me and left, leaving behind a cloud of fart. So now a couple of people walk by giving me a mean look thinking I did it.