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    How to get a big butt

    I want to get a big butt because I have a flat @$$ and nothing to show the ladies. Currently I began doing squats and so far no gain. What other exercises help built the rear.

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    Tripple Chocolate Cheese Cake and a dozen deep fried twinkies oughta be a good start.

    Then you can try the Swiss_Ball_Butt_Blaster and see if that helps.

    Good Luck!
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    try sitting on it for like 12 hours a day (its hard to overtrain it) and increase your calories by 150%
    this is now, i can't change tommrrow
    if i can't change today

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    you could alway's Look into getting implants

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    Keep squatting. Ive read a couple of times that squats hit the glutes harder than anything.

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    Squats help out.
    Are you trying to get a J-lo ass for the men also?

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    deep leg press

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    Shoot synthol into your asscheeks.

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    Women don't like jlo asses do they
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    Depends on the stance when you squat.
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    straight leg deadlifts and regular deadlifts
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    Squats and FOOD-Lots of it! (I know because I have an ass now, and my wife loves it!)

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    As soon as you get married just follow your wifes habits. that will diffenently work

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    lol. dude, ur a guy..why the fuck do u want to have an ass to show to the laidies?? if that priority number one, you might want to consider a way to get ur dick bigger because with a question like that i dont belive u have one.

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    He might want a big ass so when he takes it up the arse more cushin for the pushing hahah! jp man haha..

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    Quote Originally Posted by j rizz
    lol. dude, ur a guy..why the fuck do u want to have an ass to show to the laidies??
    Because chicks dig nice asses, not tiny ones. Why? I don't know

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    You might try good mornings. I always manage to hit my gluts well with this exercise.
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    Botox. It worked for John Kerry's face.

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    He didn't say that he has ass wrinkles...
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    Quote Originally Posted by j rizz
    lol. dude, ur a guy..why the fuck do u want to have an ass to show to the laidies?? if that priority number one, you might want to consider a way to get ur dick bigger because with a question like that i dont belive u have one.
    Why would you want any of your muscles to grow for the ladies to see?
    If i had a tiny ass i would want to bring it up just as I would any bodypart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by njc
    Why would you want any of your muscles to grow for the ladies to see?
    If i had a tiny ass i would want to bring it up just as I would any bodypart.
    who said im "growing muscles" to show to ladies. maybe im doing it for myslef and personal achievment. maybe body building is a hobby and sport i like to participate in.

    and as for the Botox remark for John Kerry....all i have to say is at least John Kerry knows how to pronounce the word Botox.

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    When I started cycling my butt got bigger and solid as a rock - after I used to be a member of the no butt club. Has something to do with about 50,000 reps per workout I think.

    Wow that sounded gay. I swear I am not John H. I SWEAR it because it is NATURAL and RIGHT to do so.
    Today I can do what others will not so that tomorrow I will do what others cannot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ponyboy
    When I started cycling my butt got bigger and solid as a rock - after I used to be a member of the no butt club. Has something to do with about 50,000 reps per workout I think.

    Wow that sounded gay. I swear I am not John H. I SWEAR it because it is NATURAL and RIGHT to do so.
    Yah right pony. Tell them the truth 'THAT YOUR BIGGEST JOY IS A BIG BUTT BOY'. LOL

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    Don't know why you want a fat ass, a big ass will reduse the emphasis on how big your quads and hams are in the same way a large waist ruins a good physique. Do squats with your feet further forward (about a 1-2ft) and not directly under the bar and when doing leg presses etc bring your feet higher up on the pushing platform, this'll make your ass grow. My ass got bigger from this and my legs didn't. Only since realising i was doing it wrong and remedying it, my legs started growing and my ass stopped.

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    Havent you ever seen the movie 8 seconds??

    The hot girl criticized the guy for having a skinny ass

    Us guys dont want flat asses, so why should it be diff for the girls??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mags
    Don't know why you want a fat ass
    Fat? Who said fat?

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    Blame your parents for it!!!!!!!! lol

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