DAMN... I just had the most embarrasing moment ever

racoon02 · 06-08-2005, 02:09 PM

So today is squat day at the gym, and I am wearing my usual squat atire... my 'shut up and squat' shirt and my black nike shorts. These shorts used to be sorta baggy... but now that my quads are just a tad bit bigger they feel semi tight on the quad area... but I didnt think it was THAT tight. After I have warmed up and have done one working set I go to start on my second set which was 455 X 10. About 2 reps in BAM my right shorts leg literally explodes off my leg... ripping from above the crotch ALL the way down. There I am infront of the whole gym(which was pretty packed) showing tighty whities and my crotch.

Needless to say I left in a hurry... didnt even rack my weights... I just left.

I think Im gonna wait an hour or two before I head back so there is a different set of people in the gym. Hopefully noone will be there that was there when it happened.

shiznit2169 · 06-08-2005, 02:12 PM

ouch, that sucked

SPIKE1257 · 06-08-2005, 02:14 PM

455 x 10.. Some serious weight.. I would proudly squat that in my drawers if I could..

cappo5150 · 06-08-2005, 08:24 PM

its all good as long as there were no skid marks.

min0 lee · 06-08-2005, 08:59 PM

The Monkey Man · 06-08-2005, 09:14 PM

Funnier Still...

About 7-8 Years ago... (My first years of lifting)

I worked with another guy who was into BB as well

So one day we agree, I will go to his gym, and train arms w/him...

Hitting a killer tris and bis WO.... Trying to out-max each others intensity..

We come to preachers... The fourth (last set)
he's like, "throw on a ten and a five, I'm gonna get this for 7!"

He hits 4 reps and slams the weight up! "One More"

Is like "Ahhhgggghhh" and gets the last rep w/o a spot...

Throws the bar into its cradle, and storms into the lockeroom very intense.

About a minute later I see from across the gym.
He's got his jacket on, and his bag in hand, and he's out the door, in the car, and Gone!!!!?

So i'm left in this strange gym, with no WO partner, very pissed off, wondering WTF what was up...

The next day he shows up at work.

I go "you F$#kin asshole WTF, why'd you leave me yesterday???

He's like "SHHHHHHHH"...

"I shit my pants on the last set of curls"

goandykid · 06-08-2005, 09:19 PM

ahahhahah, thats like my story, this guy i know in my grade was doing dead lift during the high school district powerlifting meet and shat his pants, didn't even finish, just stormed out, his shorts full of poop. lolol

Witmaster · 06-08-2005, 11:51 PM

Oh hell I've lost it. (Come on Mino... you always save this stuff). Where is the video clip of the female Olympic Weight Lifter who pisses all over the floor while attempting to squat? Somebody has to have it!

goandykid · 06-08-2005, 11:52 PM

ebaumsworld.com has it

racoon02 · 06-08-2005, 11:52 PM

LOL @ Monkey Man's story

Rocky_B · 06-08-2005, 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by racoon02

So today is squat day at the gym, and I am wearing my usual squat atire... my 'shut up and squat' shirt and my black nike shorts. These shorts used to be sorta baggy... but now that my quads are just a tad bit bigger they feel semi tight on the quad area... but I didnt think it was THAT tight. After I have warmed up and have done one working set I go to start on my second set which was 455 X 10. About 2 reps in BAM my right shorts leg literally explodes off my leg... ripping from above the crotch ALL the way down. There I am infront of the whole gym(which was pretty packed) showing tighty whities and my crotch.

Needless to say I left in a hurry... didnt even rack my weights... I just left.

I think Im gonna wait an hour or two before I head back so there is a different set of people in the gym. Hopefully noone will be there that was there when it happened.

hey racoon02, it appears that a fellow by the name of Brokin02 had the EXACT SAME EXPERIENCE AND QUOTED IT WORD FOR WORD on IGN boards! WOW WHAT A COINCIDENCE CHECK THIS OUT ..

http://boards.ign.com/Fitness_and_Nu...21/89409120/?8

you just lookin for attention, or like getting laughed at?

goandykid · 06-08-2005, 11:57 PM

Rocky_b's calling you out. O.o

MillerMan · 06-08-2005, 11:57 PM

How about the guy whos guts fall out of his ass on rotten.com when he was squatting!!!!!!!

myCATpowerlifts · 06-09-2005, 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goandykid

ebaumsworld.com has it

where?

TriZZle305 · 06-09-2005, 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPIKE1257

455 x 10.. Some serious weight.. I would proudly squat that in my drawers if I could..

ditto, lol if i could squat that id go in there butt naked

TriZZle305 · 06-09-2005, 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rocky_B

hey racoon02, it appears that a fellow by the name of Brokin02 had the EXACT SAME EXPERIENCE AND QUOTED IT WORD FOR WORD on IGN boards! WOW WHAT A COINCIDENCE CHECK THIS OUT ..

http://boards.ign.com/Fitness_and_Nu...21/89409120/?8

you just lookin for attention, or like getting laughed at?

lol damn thats rough

The Monkey Man · 06-09-2005, 07:23 AM

My story is FDA Certified 100% true,

(And Funny)

motopsyko32 · 06-09-2005, 07:32 AM

i take it the shorts werent mesh

racoon02 · 06-09-2005, 09:52 AM

Yea... I AM brokin02.

Look at the pics in brokin02's profile, and look at the one in my gallery here.

There are people who post on multiple boards throughout the internet.

guyfromkop · 06-09-2005, 10:19 AM

ask and ye shall receive

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.p...continence.wmv

myCATpowerlifts · 06-09-2005, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by guyfromkop

ask and ye shall receive

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.p...continence.wmv

lol, yea i found it last night soon after asking, but thanks anyway

bludevil · 06-09-2005, 11:34 AM

Had an embarrasing experience about 10 years ago lifting, but not as bad as shatting my pants. I lifted off and on for a few years in high school, then went to college and quit lifting. My senior year in college I was dating this pretty hot girl. We both had phys-ed together, and it just so happened for class that day we had to go to the school gym. While in the gym, the football team was lifting weights. It was kind of funny, because these guys were benching 225 - 250lbs and just screaming at the top of their lungs like they were Arnold or something. Well, remembering back in my days in high school, I could hit 250 for a few reps and wanting to show-off in front of my date, I decided to try and bench 250 cold without warming up or anything. She asks me a few times if I want her to get one of the football players to spot me. I told her no, this was a piece of cake. So I lift the bar up, take it down to my chest and start up with it, In my mind, I was thinking man I haven't lost a thing, but about half way up I got stuck. Couldn't push it the rest of the way to save my life. Held for as long as I could, then finally had to lay the bar on my chest. My date starts screaming for Help to the football guys. They come over while laughing and pick the bar off my chest. I just tucked my tail between my legs and walked out of the gym. Didn't even say a word to my date, too embarrassed.

The Monkey Man · 06-09-2005, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bludevil

I just tucked my tail between my legs and walked out of the gym. Didn't even say a word to my date, too embarrassed.

That's the worst!

Even when my buddy shit himself... No one knew...
You got fagged by the whole football team...

racoon02 · 06-09-2005, 12:23 PM

Damn that does suck.

Anyone else have any embarrasing moments to share? These stories are making me feel better about my "incident"

MyK · 06-09-2005, 01:22 PM

a couple of years ago me and my buddy were working out and we were doing some kind of hammer machine. it was right in front of the mirror. anyway were done with the machine and were both taken the weigts off, my buddy swings a plate into the mirror and it cracks, doesnt make a noise but theirs huge cracks all over the thing.

we dont say a word and just calmly walk over to our next exercise. 5 minutes later theirs all these gym employees around the mirror talkin close and looking at us but we just acted like it had nothing to do with us and kept on working out!!

not embarrassing, but funny and memoremble

MyK · 06-09-2005, 01:23 PM

anyone wanna here about the time a guy had a roid rage on me in the middle of the gym cuz i phucked his girlfriend?

goandykid · 06-09-2005, 01:24 PM

me me

Witmaster · 06-09-2005, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MyK

anyone wanna here about the time a guy had a roid rage on me in the middle of the gym cuz i phucked his girlfriend?

Let me get this straight....

You boned the dude's girl and you think it was ROIDS that caused him to become enraged?

MyK · 06-09-2005, 01:53 PM

well I started banging this girl from the gym. i found out after that she had been dating one of the juice heads there before me and dumped him for me. this is how i found out!!

my first exercise, i was doing chest, i went on this hammer bench chess press thing that they had, threw a 35 on each side and did a nice slow warm up set.

anyway this guy walks by, a big guy like 200 ripped, i knew him from high school we usually talk. he goes "why dont you put some real weight on that thing" and i said " oh, this is just a warm up set"

dude flips "YOU THINK YOU CAN LIFT MORE WEIGHT THAN ME, I FUKEN KILL YOU, I HATE YOU YOU LIMEY PRICK! YOU SHOULD HATE ME TOO CUZ IM A WOP!!"

I was like what the fuk, i was kinda scared but i stood up anyway cuz i didnt want to look like a puss, but i didnt say or do any thing to provoke him, he yells the same shit at me and spits in my face.

at that point this big guy, a cop (so glad he was there), jumps in between us and pushes the nut into the cardio room. the personal trainer guy comes up tyo me and ask what happened, and i told as i went to the locker room to wash the spit of my face.

turns out the guy had done shit like this before, he was mentally unbalanced and juicing!! he got kicked out the gym.

so later that night, I tell the girl i was banging and she was like " oh yea i dated him before i met you.. bla bla bla"""

MyK · 06-09-2005, 01:57 PM

oh yea, like two weeks later i was at a club and i bump into the cop, he was off duty, and we talk about the incident. we got chatting and his girlfrind comes looking for him.

yup you guessed it, he met her at the coffee shop below the gym. the same place i met her. i had fooled around with her 6 months ago!!!!

06-08-2005, 02:09 PM	#1
racoon02 Tiny Tom Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Clear Lake, Texas Posts: 353 Photos: 8	DAMN... I just had the most embarrasing moment ever So today is squat day at the gym, and I am wearing my usual squat atire... my 'shut up and squat' shirt and my black nike shorts. These shorts used to be sorta baggy... but now that my quads are just a tad bit bigger they feel semi tight on the quad area... but I didnt think it was THAT tight. After I have warmed up and have done one working set I go to start on my second set which was 455 X 10. About 2 reps in BAM my right shorts leg literally explodes off my leg... ripping from above the crotch ALL the way down. There I am infront of the whole gym(which was pretty packed) showing tighty whities and my crotch. Needless to say I left in a hurry... didnt even rack my weights... I just left. I think Im gonna wait an hour or two before I head back so there is a different set of people in the gym. Hopefully noone will be there that was there when it happened. Lift hard, or go home! Zed : Bring out the Gimp. Maynard : But the Gimp's sleeping. Zed : Well, I guess you're gonna have to go wake him up now, won't you?

06-08-2005, 08:59 PM	#5
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06-08-2005, 09:14 PM	#6
The Monkey Man Magical Apelikemenace Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: New Delhi, India Posts: 14,393 Photos: 57	Funnier Still... About 7-8 Years ago... (My first years of lifting) I worked with another guy who was into BB as well So one day we agree, I will go to his gym, and train arms w/him... Hitting a killer tris and bis WO.... Trying to out-max each others intensity.. We come to preachers... The fourth (last set) he's like, "throw on a ten and a five, I'm gonna get this for 7!" He hits 4 reps and slams the weight up! "One More" Is like "Ahhhgggghhh" and gets the last rep w/o a spot... Throws the bar into its cradle, and storms into the lockeroom very intense. About a minute later I see from across the gym. He's got his jacket on, and his bag in hand, and he's out the door, in the car, and Gone!!!!? So i'm left in this strange gym, with no WO partner, very pissed off, wondering WTF what was up... The next day he shows up at work. I go "you F$#kin asshole WTF, why'd you leave me yesterday??? He's like "SHHHHHHHH"... "I shit my pants on the last set of curls" Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation Save The Oceans, Save the Planet, Save Your Family, Save Yourself! Last edited by The Monkey Man : 06-09-2005 at 07:24 AM.

06-08-2005, 11:51 PM	#8
Witmaster Esprit de Corps Elite Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 4,995 Photos: 6	Oh hell I've lost it. (Come on Mino... you always save this stuff). Where is the video clip of the female Olympic Weight Lifter who pisses all over the floor while attempting to squat? Somebody has to have it! NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!! I can run faster mad than you can scared "All right brain... I don't like you and you don't like me. So let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer" ~ Homer Simpson

06-08-2005, 11:52 PM	#10
racoon02 Tiny Tom Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Clear Lake, Texas Posts: 353 Photos: 8	LOL @ Monkey Man's story Lift hard, or go home! Zed : Bring out the Gimp. Maynard : But the Gimp's sleeping. Zed : Well, I guess you're gonna have to go wake him up now, won't you?

06-08-2005, 02:12 PM	#2
shiznit2169 flawless Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 4,184 Photos: 1	ouch, that sucked

06-08-2005, 02:14 PM	#3
SPIKE1257 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: New York Posts: 1,532	455 x 10.. Some serious weight.. I would proudly squat that in my drawers if I could..

06-08-2005, 08:24 PM	#4
cappo5150 Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Venice, CA Posts: 2,320 Photos: 1	its all good as long as there were no skid marks.

06-08-2005, 09:19 PM	#7
goandykid Registered User Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 4,378	ahahhahah, thats like my story, this guy i know in my grade was doing dead lift during the high school district powerlifting meet and shat his pants, didn't even finish, just stormed out, his shorts full of poop. lolol

06-08-2005, 11:57 PM	#12
goandykid Registered User Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 4,378	Rocky_b's calling you out. O.o

06-08-2005, 11:57 PM	#13
MillerMan Registered User Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 160	How about the guy whos guts fall out of his ass on rotten.com when he was squatting!!!!!!!

06-09-2005, 07:23 AM	#17
The Monkey Man Magical Apelikemenace Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: New Delhi, India Posts: 14,393 Photos: 57	My story is FDA Certified 100% true, (And Funny) Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation Save The Oceans, Save the Planet, Save Your Family, Save Yourself!

06-09-2005, 07:32 AM	#18
motopsyko32 Pinguo!! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Miami, FL Posts: 327	i take it the shorts werent mesh

06-09-2005, 09:52 AM	#19
racoon02 Tiny Tom Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Clear Lake, Texas Posts: 353 Photos: 8	Yea... I AM brokin02. Look at the pics in brokin02's profile, and look at the one in my gallery here. There are people who post on multiple boards throughout the internet. Lift hard, or go home! Zed : Bring out the Gimp. Maynard : But the Gimp's sleeping. Zed : Well, I guess you're gonna have to go wake him up now, won't you? Last edited by racoon02 : 06-09-2005 at 12:26 PM.

06-09-2005, 10:19 AM	#20
guyfromkop Registered User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 50	ask and ye shall receive http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.p...continence.wmv

06-09-2005, 11:34 AM	#22
bludevil To God be the Glory Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WeightRoom Posts: 1,518 Photos: 25	Had an embarrasing experience about 10 years ago lifting, but not as bad as shatting my pants. I lifted off and on for a few years in high school, then went to college and quit lifting. My senior year in college I was dating this pretty hot girl. We both had phys-ed together, and it just so happened for class that day we had to go to the school gym. While in the gym, the football team was lifting weights. It was kind of funny, because these guys were benching 225 - 250lbs and just screaming at the top of their lungs like they were Arnold or something. Well, remembering back in my days in high school, I could hit 250 for a few reps and wanting to show-off in front of my date, I decided to try and bench 250 cold without warming up or anything. She asks me a few times if I want her to get one of the football players to spot me. I told her no, this was a piece of cake. So I lift the bar up, take it down to my chest and start up with it, In my mind, I was thinking man I haven't lost a thing, but about half way up I got stuck. Couldn't push it the rest of the way to save my life. Held for as long as I could, then finally had to lay the bar on my chest. My date starts screaming for Help to the football guys. They come over while laughing and pick the bar off my chest. I just tucked my tail between my legs and walked out of the gym. Didn't even say a word to my date, too embarrassed.

06-09-2005, 12:23 PM	#24
racoon02 Tiny Tom Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Clear Lake, Texas Posts: 353 Photos: 8	Damn that does suck. Anyone else have any embarrasing moments to share? These stories are making me feel better about my "incident" Lift hard, or go home! Zed : Bring out the Gimp. Maynard : But the Gimp's sleeping. Zed : Well, I guess you're gonna have to go wake him up now, won't you?

06-09-2005, 01:22 PM	#25
MyK Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: consumerville! Posts: 10,201 Photos: 1	a couple of years ago me and my buddy were working out and we were doing some kind of hammer machine. it was right in front of the mirror. anyway were done with the machine and were both taken the weigts off, my buddy swings a plate into the mirror and it cracks, doesnt make a noise but theirs huge cracks all over the thing. we dont say a word and just calmly walk over to our next exercise. 5 minutes later theirs all these gym employees around the mirror talkin close and looking at us but we just acted like it had nothing to do with us and kept on working out!! not embarrassing, but funny and memoremble

06-09-2005, 01:23 PM	#26
MyK Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: consumerville! Posts: 10,201 Photos: 1	anyone wanna here about the time a guy had a roid rage on me in the middle of the gym cuz i phucked his girlfriend?

06-09-2005, 01:24 PM	#27
goandykid Registered User Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 4,378	me me

06-09-2005, 01:53 PM	#29
MyK Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: consumerville! Posts: 10,201 Photos: 1	well I started banging this girl from the gym. i found out after that she had been dating one of the juice heads there before me and dumped him for me. this is how i found out!! my first exercise, i was doing chest, i went on this hammer bench chess press thing that they had, threw a 35 on each side and did a nice slow warm up set. anyway this guy walks by, a big guy like 200 ripped, i knew him from high school we usually talk. he goes "why dont you put some real weight on that thing" and i said " oh, this is just a warm up set" dude flips "YOU THINK YOU CAN LIFT MORE WEIGHT THAN ME, I FUKEN KILL YOU, I HATE YOU YOU LIMEY PRICK! YOU SHOULD HATE ME TOO CUZ IM A WOP!!" I was like what the fuk, i was kinda scared but i stood up anyway cuz i didnt want to look like a puss, but i didnt say or do any thing to provoke him, he yells the same shit at me and spits in my face. at that point this big guy, a cop (so glad he was there), jumps in between us and pushes the nut into the cardio room. the personal trainer guy comes up tyo me and ask what happened, and i told as i went to the locker room to wash the spit of my face. turns out the guy had done shit like this before, he was mentally unbalanced and juicing!! he got kicked out the gym. so later that night, I tell the girl i was banging and she was like " oh yea i dated him before i met you.. bla bla bla"""

06-09-2005, 01:57 PM	#30
MyK Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: consumerville! Posts: 10,201 Photos: 1	oh yea, like two weeks later i was at a club and i bump into the cop, he was off duty, and we talk about the incident. we got chatting and his girlfrind comes looking for him. yup you guessed it, he met her at the coffee shop below the gym. the same place i met her. i had fooled around with her 6 months ago!!!!

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