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How I Built My 84.25 Inch Chest!!


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Old 06-25-2005, 01:56 AM   #1
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How I Built My 84.25 Inch Chest!!

Here are some of the legends of body building and power lifting.

David and Peter Paul: 315 Lb seated behind the neck press for 10 reps.
Paul Andersons: 6270 back lift.
Tom Platz: 32 inch thighs ripped at only 5'6.
Ed Coan: a 901 dead lift at only 239 Lbs.
Sergio: 20.25 cold upper arms.
Fred Hatfield: a 1014 Lb squat at 255 Lbs.

Some of you call these men hero's, some of you are inspired and amazed by them. Most people in the body building and power lifting world consider them the best to have ever lived.
To me they are all pathetic BITCHES!!!

I have one secret that has helped me create my 84.25 inch chest, 24.3 inch waist and my 7.472 second 100 meter dash time. It is called "EXNIHILONIHILFITIT HYPERTROPHY"!
In the coming weeks I will explain this new and secret training system that I discovered quite by accident.
STAY TUNNED!!

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Old 06-25-2005, 11:28 AM   #2
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Fred Hatfield: a 1014 Lb squat at 255 Lbs.
Or "Dr. Squat". The man as a PHD



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Tom Platz: 32 inch thighs ripped at only 5'8.
more like 5' 5"



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more like 5' 5"
I'll knock him down to 5'6.
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Old 06-25-2005, 11:48 AM   #6
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My chest is too huge to fit on any picture.
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Mmmph... Mmmph.. Ahem...

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Yes but all the women on IM
still testify that you have a small penis
You and god hand really seemed concerned with the size of mens penises.
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Show me the data! (In this case, photographs.)
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if you dont show us the results you have from your amazing program, dont even bother posting it. I'm not trying to sound like a dick, im just being honest from someone who is genuinely interested.
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foreman likes to clog up the training forum with worthless threads. best to ignore those types.



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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that comment combined with the picture under your name is the funniest thing ive seen all day.
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Please keep your judgmental and hateful attitude off my thread. There are people here who want to learn new things, and we could all do without your angry and bitter attitude.
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i say bullshit untill we see some pics!!!!

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PICS PICS PICS PICS!!!!!
I am looking into one of those cameras that takes a panoramic picture...I might be able to fit my huge chest into that type of photo.
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...what a piss-taker .... show us some pics, mate ... very simple




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Did you look at the stats in my signature?
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oh, the stats in his sig must be true!!!!!!

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the only stat that i believe to be true in your sig is the last stat about your tiny penis



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