Reply With QuoteHEY, don't knock chuck, he's old enough to be your great grandpa (assuming of course you're about 8 and all your female ancestry are careless enough to get pregnant in their teens...). Either way, I don't recall anyone claiming a total gym was about anything other than fitness and I wouldn't mind lookin like chuck norris at age 65. How many pro body builders look any better than chuck at age 65 (how many live that long?). I'll now let you return to your normal parody and continue to pick on bow flex users.Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
You guys suck!!...
If you are using anything but the TOTAL GYM
endorsed by Chuck & Christie...
"You Must be Retarded"
Just look at the size it has put on Chuck...
Especially his Hid... It's freakin huge!!!
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09-16-2005, 08:19 PM #31Senior Member
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Go for it as I'm a steroid wizard Originally Posted by BiggerNstronger
For the REST of the story check all of Tough O.M's posts in the anabolics section.
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11-23-2005, 12:36 PM #33War Eagle ELITE MEMBER
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I'm so confused.
Do I take Toughs advice and get the bowflex or do I take Monkey Mans advice and get the total gym. Damn it to many decisions and now I am worried that all the time I have spent in the gym for the last two months using free weights is all for nothing. 
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11-23-2005, 01:07 PM #34Forever ELITE MEMBER
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Get both!!!
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11-23-2005, 01:41 PM #35IM Ball Buster
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
that is all.Some people get lost in thought because it's such unfamiliar territory. -G. Behn
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Good idea dougnukem, I shall by both, that way I can have the best of both worlds. I can get the benefits of the bowflex and pay respects to Chuck. I will have 30 inch biceps and a 80 inch chest in no time
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And if you call in the next thirty minutes, they'll throw in the Gazelle absolutely free! That's right, I said FREE!!!! Originally Posted by section8
Good idea dougnukem, I shall by both, that way I can have the best of both worlds. I can get the benefits of the bowflex and pay respects to Chuck. I will have 30 inch biceps and a 80 inch chest in no time
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11-23-2005, 04:21 PM #38War Eagle ELITE MEMBER
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You have got to be shitting me, FREE you say! Hot damn, I can't believe my luck!
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