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  1. 09-13-2005, 10:09 PM #1
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    Unbelievable Gains..Bowflex

    I purchased a bowflex 4 months ago. I can't believe what it has done to me. Chest up 7". Arms up 2 3/4". leg up 5". It's unbelievable. You must get one A.S.A.P. I only work out 3 days a week for 20 minutes and look at my results. not only that I eat like shit and have lost 9% in bodyfat while gaining 27 lbs.

    No longer tough old Man, but BIG, TOUGH and LEAN

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    NO disrespect, but R U serious? If you are I would market myself for an infomercial
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  5. 09-13-2005, 10:27 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by lnvanry
    NO disrespect, but R U serious? If you are I would market myself for an infomercial
    I'll be 53 years old this saturday. go over to your grandpa's and ask him a question and tell me whether he is bullshitting you. Hell no he's not. I'm a grandpa just like foremanrules. look at his massive 84 1/4" chest that he has posted. Mr. Foremanrules is my personal trainer and has me pump totally and now I'm one hugh MoFo. I figure within 6 more weeks I'll be sporting at least a 80" chest. Go Foremanrules and Bowflex.


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    I have no idea what that means?
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    uhhhhhhhhhh....I am confused?
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  8. 09-13-2005, 10:37 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by lnvanry
    uhhhhhhhhhh....I am confused?
    Don't be, just buy a Bowflex. You get complete instructions and Mr. foremanrules is here on this site to answere all questions.
    Foreman don't let these kids down please. I ask you to help them.

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    I heard bowflex was a piece of shit and almost every model every made has been recalled.
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    Quote Originally Posted by clemson357
    I heard bowflex was a piece of shit and almost every model every made has been recalled.
    No. There everywhere. Hurry and buy one. 20 min's 3 x a week and monster in size you'll be
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tough Old Man
    No. There everywhere. Hurry and buy one. 20 min's 3 x a week and monster in size you'll be

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    Well duh. If you use anything but a Bowflex you're a fool. Best $1200 I ever spent!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CowPimp
    Well duh. If you use anything but a Bowflex you're a fool. Best $1200 I ever spent!

    Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
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    You guys suck!!...

    If you are using anything but the TOTAL GYM
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    "You Must be Retarded"

    Just look at the size it has put on Chuck...
    Especially his Hid... It's freakin huge!!!

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    I cant believe people do things like running and free weight training, what a waste of time.

    The only thing thats given me results is the bowflex.

    In the first month alone I put on 160 pounds on my bench max
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    Quote Originally Posted by njc
    I cant believe people do things like running and free weight training, what a waste of time.

    The only thing thats given me results is the bowflex.

    In the first month alone I put on 160 pounds on my bench max
    Bet you guys all eat at the fast food resturants and gained no additional fat because of the super way the Bowflex works. Can you imagine if you were bulking witha clean diet. 95% of us would look like Ronnie (size wise )

    I keep telling everyone that Bowflex/Rules and that personal trainer Foreman/Rules

    Tough old b/flex
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tough Old Man
    There everywhere.
    is that really a sentence?


    here there everywhere bear hear hair overthere they're.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tough Old Man
    Tough old Bowflex

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    I must have missed the joke in the open chat where someone said the bowflex did anything but rob you, and take up space in your house. What a piece of shit that product is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by soxmuscle
    I must have missed the joke in the open chat where someone said the bowflex did anything but rob you, and take up space in your house. What a piece of shit that product is.
    Blasphemy. You, sir, are a heretic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CowPimp
    Blasphemy. You, sir, are a heretic.
    I sure am.
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    How about the Gazelle...Anyone heard or seen it before...I think they put in a Gieco commercial it was so funny. i looks like the person in going to fall foward when using it
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    Quote Originally Posted by lnvanry
    How about the Gazelle...Anyone heard or seen it before...I think they put in a Gieco commercial it was so funny. i looks like the person in going to fall foward when using it
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    my mom bought that shitty "Gazelle"... i honestly dont kno wut its supposed 2 do??? i get a better workout taking a shit
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    Well, I don't have a Bowflex, but I've been watching at the commercial for the past two weeks, and holly shit! I've got the best pumps of my entire life, plus my bench press went up by 100 Lbs, my bf% went down by 15%... Shit, this is the best creation, well after Viagra of course!
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    I had one in my basement and put on 30 lbs of lean mass the first month! And it was still in the box!

    Once I hit a plateau, I had no recourse but to eat the thing. Turns out having it around made my teeth and digestive system stronger too! And it tasted like chicken! (Except the cables. They taste like cables, but really good cables, you know?)
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    well i am waiting for some proof, post some PICS.



    NOW!!!!!!
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