Thread: training your privates?

Go to China and see for yourself

.... the size of your penis is genetically determined when your born, just like your height. Unless you do things to stun the growth of both. Its basically how much blood can you pump into your penis nothing else. So if your unhappy with the size of it blame your dad, your grand father, your great grandfather, etc..etc...

Originally Posted by juggernaut2005

I heard in ancient china, they tied 2-5lbs bricks on their pricks and did squating movements.. 10reps/5sets.. Will this work? Im trying to get at least an extra inch on my 10incher

thanks

Where do you assholes come from?

Originally Posted by juggernaut2005

I heard in ancient china, they tied 2-5lbs bricks on their pricks and did squating movements.. 10reps/5sets.. Will this work? Im trying to get at least an extra inch on my 10incher

thanks

Funny when you come to realize the Chinese are small down there, bottom line it just doesn't work.

If you want a bigger penis just go look for a friend who already has one.

Originally Posted by juggernaut2005

I heard in ancient china, they tied 2-5lbs bricks on their pricks and did squating movements.. 10reps/5sets.. Will this work? Im trying to get at least an extra inch on my 10incher

thanks

Sounds like that scene from Old School

Actually they work up to a far greater weight than 5 pounds, and there is one woman who teaches this "art." It can cause ED from what I hear, but 5 pounds probably wont do it. I think the record is somewhere close to 300 pounds, but dont quote me, search for yourself.

There is a clip of a guy doing this with probably a 40 pound rock.

i love how you brag about your 10 incher
so its like "well i dont really need it cuas eim huge but i still want it"
tie a weight to your dick and start lifting. itl become a 0 incher because its gona rip off
na that stuff doesnt do anytihntg as far as i know
might just impress some ppl
might make some ppl puke
oter than that
nop

Originally Posted by Mudge

Actually they work up to a far greater weight than 5 pounds, and there is one woman who teaches this "art." It can cause ED from what I hear, but 5 pounds probably wont do it. I think the record is somewhere close to 300 pounds, but dont quote me, search for yourself.

There is a clip of a guy doing this with probably a 40 pound rock.

Dammit, I never signed that waiver! He said this was for personal enjoyment only, and now it's on the Internet. That bastard...

I know the video with the boulder/rock dude has been posted all over, probably here 4 times.

Originally Posted by dAMvN

.... the size of your penis is genetically determined when your born, just like your height. Unless you do things to stun the growth of both. Its basically how much blood can you pump into your penis nothing else. So if your unhappy with the size of it blame your dad, your grand father, your great grandfather, etc..etc...

Not true either... God gives you what God gives you. My talley for example is probably more average than anything(7 1/2") while my grandfathers bother and my great grandfather had horse dongs! They had penises over 9" flaccid! That's right! 9" FLACCID!!!!!!!!!!!!! That mine friends is a peter... Funny thing is they were both about 5'6-5'9 AND WHITE!!!

Just be happy with what you have and know there's a vagina out there custom made for your talley! Finding it can be a lot of fun too... Just kidding. Save yourself for marraige. God will reward you accordingly.......

Originally Posted by SuperFlex

Not true either... God gives you what God gives you. My talley for example is probably more average than anything(7 1/2") while my grandfathers bother and my great grandfather had horse dongs! They had penises over 9" flaccid! That's right! 9" FLACCID!!!!!!!!!!!!! That mine friends is a peter... Funny thing is they were both about 5'6-5'9 AND WHITE!!!

Just be happy with what you have and know there's a vagina out there custom made for your talley! Finding it can be a lot of fun too... Just kidding. Save yourself for marraige. God will reward you accordingly.......

http://www.edu.uni-klu.ac.at/~amikla...k/answer19.htm
percent length
0.2 percent 3.75 inches
0.3 percent 4 inches
0.2 percent 4.25 inches
1.7 percent 4.5 inches
0.8 percent 4.75 inches
4.2 percent 5 inches
4.4 percent 5.25 inches
10.7 percent 5.5 inches
8 percent 5.75 inches
23.9 percent 6 inches
8.8 percent 6.25 inches
14.3 percent 6.5 inches
5.7 percent 6.75 inches
9.5 percent 7 inches
1.8 percent 7.25 inches
2.9 percent 7.5 inches
1 percent 7.75 inches
1 percent 8 inches
0.3 percent 8.25 inches
0.3 percent 8.5 inches
0.1 percent 8.75 inches
0.1 percent 9 inches

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

http://www.edu.uni-klu.ac.at/~amikla...k/answer19.htm
percent length
0.2 percent 3.75 inches
0.3 percent 4 inches
0.2 percent 4.25 inches
1.7 percent 4.5 inches
0.8 percent 4.75 inches
4.2 percent 5 inches
4.4 percent 5.25 inches
10.7 percent 5.5 inches
8 percent 5.75 inches
23.9 percent 6 inches
8.8 percent 6.25 inches
14.3 percent 6.5 inches
5.7 percent 6.75 inches
9.5 percent 7 inches
1.8 percent 7.25 inches
2.9 percent 7.5 inches
1 percent 7.75 inches
1 percent 8 inches
0.3 percent 8.25 inches
0.3 percent 8.5 inches
0.1 percent 8.75 inches
0.1 percent 9 inches

Dude... Don't make me start working out naked...

Originally Posted by SuperFlex

Dude... Don't make me start working out naked...

Be proud youre in the top 5%...
Now please stop talking about old mens flacid dicks...its just wrong

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

Be proud youre in the top 5%...
Now please stop talking about old mens flacid dicks...its just wrong

Yes it is... 9"... Bastards...

I am in the top .000000000001%. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by Lee Delroy

I am in the top .000000000001%. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thats a curse not a gift, good luck trying to fit 10 inches into something made for 8.

Originally Posted by SuperFlex

Not true either... God gives you what God gives you. My talley for example is probably more average than anything(7 1/2") while my grandfathers bother and my great grandfather had horse dongs! They had penises over 9" flaccid! That's right! 9" FLACCID!!!!!!!!!!!!! That mine friends is a peter... Funny thing is they were both about 5'6-5'9 AND WHITE!!!

Just be happy with what you have and know there's a vagina out there custom made for your talley! Finding it can be a lot of fun too... Just kidding. Save yourself for marraige. God will reward you accordingly.......

What the fuck? What did they do? Did they whip them out during family gatherings?
The worse my grandfather ever did was pull out his dentures.

Not his peepee.....

Originally Posted by juggernaut2005

I heard in ancient china, they tied 2-5lbs bricks on their pricks and did squating movements.. 10reps/5sets.. Will this work? Im trying to get at least an extra inch on my 10incher

thanks

Oh what the heck, here's my dirty little secret.

Your kidding right? LOL. Too much.

Originally Posted by HotMom23

Your kidding right? LOL. Too much.

lol that pic almost go me fired.. I think Im gonna do some penis curls tonight.. ill let yall know if I get sore

Originally Posted by HotMom23

Your kidding right? LOL. Too much.

HI MOMMY...

Originally Posted by min0 lee

What the fuck? What did they do? Did they whip them out during family gatherings?
The worse my grandfather ever did was pull out his dentures.

Not his peepee.....

Na man I never had the pleasure of seeing those bad boys... AND trust me I would have liked to see that! My grandfather told me about them and I didn't have the nerve to ask how he knew... He said you wouldn't believe it.

Originally Posted by SuperFlex

Na man I never had the pleasure of seeing those bad boys... AND trust me I would have liked to see that! My grandfather told me about them and I didn't have the nerve to ask how he knew... He said you wouldn't believe it.

This forum it's so freakin funny! Shit now we talking about peepees, what's next?

My Lord!

I feel kind of sick after this thread.

Originally Posted by Vieope

I feel kind of sick after this thread.

Yea same,

Shhhh....Superflex is coming out of the closet.
What a special occasion, it's like watching a Caterpillar turn into a butterfly before my very eyes.

Originally Posted by ForemanRules

Originally Posted by min0 lee

Shhhh....Superflex is coming out of the closet.
What a special occasion, it's like watching a Caterpillar turn into a butterfly before my very eyes.

You two can kiss my ass...