Thread: Something in Arnolds Book

Here is a story in Arnolds Biography. It may sound silly, if not, stupid!



Here it says....

When I was 7 years old in Austria, I was sitting at the table with my father for breakfast. He flexed his arm and said to me "How do you like my huge biceps son?" I replied with a plain face by saying "They are very mountainis peaks. But why do you only train your arms and nothing else daddy?" My father laughed and said, "Because I am not a big fat body builder son." I then replied "One day I am going to be the greatest body builder of all time and move to America to become the greatest action hero movie star of all time." My father looked at me and laughed and said "Better start traning those 18" baby biceps and 4 foot baby chest son." But how could I do this, I was seven and I only had a 4 foot chest and 18" biceps? My fathers 10 foot chest and huge arms intimidated me. My father then slammed a container of Austrain Steroids on the table and screamed at me "EAT THIS SON!" So after that I made sure to poor a huge bowl of Austrian steroids for breakfast every day. We then got ready to go to the local gym. As my father left the kitchen and stuggled to fit his 10 foot chest out the front door I quickly finished my steroids and felt the instant energy boost. I then strapped my family on to my back as I normally did every morning, but this time I felt stronger so I decided to run even faster than before. It only took me 2 hours to run up the 10 mile mountain to the gym with my family on my back. Hahaha. Thats how I turned my 4 foot baby chest and 18" noodle biceps when I was 7 into my 8 foot chest and huge arms today.

I think Arnold just got bored and wrote some shit.