Holiday fat loss! Mr. Olympia style...

**Arnold who?** · 12-23-2005, 05:58 PM

First off all you pansies should be ashamed of yourselves! You let that fat little bastard you keep locked up inside ruin three fucking months of cardio! I should reach back and slap that sprinkled cupcake right out of your mouth! Worst part is when your girlfiend sees you eating that junk she thinks that gives her a license to do the same. Way to go dipshit. Now her ass will be as wide as her pussy! And your pansy ass isn't man enough to say anything to her about it.

Enough is more than enough... Now I could give you some killer routine and diet program but you wouldn't listen. You'd be to busy listening for the timer on the microwave because you're melting cheese on something. Fat fuck...

So let's take a slightly different approach. This Christmas as you're sitting down to open presents or watch some football just take a minute to look around. That's right. Look around before you eat your fourth piece of granny's oatmeal cake.

Now I know you've seen those commercials with Aunt Susy looking like an apple pie and Uncle Bert mirroring dunkin doughnuts. Yeah bitch, uncle Joey over there is you in 15 years... I know you overheard your mom and aunt Bertha talking about how he can't get it up anymore. And how the doctor said it has to do with his eating habits. You know you hate to see him eat three plates and plop down on the couch to take off his belt and unbuckle his pants. You know how his titties giggle when he laughs...

So you go ahead and have that fourth piece now. It won't hurt. You'll work it off. It certainly won't help either. Yeah, you'll work it of alright. You fat shit. Just like your uncle did. So what if you gain 1lb. every holiday. What's that? Like 2-3lbs. a year? That's only 30lbs of fat in ten years. You'll still look great.

You fuckin disgust me. Keep eating your bon bons and fruit pies. That just gives me all the better chance of being the one to date the girl in the red spandex shorts from the gym. Like I really needed your help...

**Andy_Massaro** · 12-24-2005, 11:13 PM

stop being a hardass and enjoy the holidays you fucking scumbag

**fufu** · 12-24-2005, 11:15 PM

hmmmm. one word- tool.

**CowPimp** · 12-24-2005, 11:41 PM

I stick strictly to eating pussy for the holidays. Does that have any calories?

**Andy_Massaro** · 12-25-2005, 06:32 AM

haha nice man, a have a little serving of poontang pie once in a while

**Tier** · 12-25-2005, 07:56 AM

Skinless turkey and a good source of carbs with No sweets for me!

**Pylon** · 12-25-2005, 08:44 AM

I just want to say, with no sarcasm at all...thanks. That was exactly what I needed to hear.

**GoalGetter** · 12-25-2005, 08:59 AM

I have eaten some chocolate, some Turron (spanish dessert), some Flan, brownies, and pork/black beans/plantains, etc. Do i feel like shit about it? Yeah a little bit, but there are things in life that are more important than being 2% body fat year round. Like sharing home-made meals and desserts with FAMILY and CLOSE FRIENDS. This is one time when broccoli and a dry-ass piece of chicken does nothing to bring a family together. No. Fuck that. Bring on the pork, black beans and plantains. Bring on the flan. Bring on the pie and chocolate.

Cooking with your mom, preparing desserts with your dad, anticipating that first taste of your aunt's famous black beans which you only have once a year, fighting over a slice of pie with your pain-in-the-ass siblings or cousins, showing your best friend how to make that dessert you saw on the Food Network... it's not about cramming as much food as you can down your throat for three magical, calorie-free, consequence free days. It is about sharing a special time with family and holiday foods play a big role in that.

Health concerns? I eat healthy regularly, so a few days of a little more sugar and fat are not going to catapult me into the depths of heart disease and high cholesterol. So I'm gonna be a little bloated for a few days, big whoop.

I'm sorry dude, but honestly, a few days of eating like "normal" people do at the holidays are NOT going to blow three months of cardio or whatever it is you do to keep your svelte figure. I suggest you pull that candy cane out of your ass and enjoy the holidays without worrying about your body fat so much that you'd have to post a huge assinine rant about it.

I don't know why, but reading this post of yours has really worked me up into a shit fit. So much so that I had to go on here and post a huge rant, myself.

**P-funk** · 12-25-2005, 09:03 AM

girls in spandex shorts at the gym don't like pretty boy fucks haha. they like storng guys...not some box pussy that is as big as they are so you better eat up and start lifting weights you skinny little bitch......ahaha

**Pylon** · 12-25-2005, 09:22 AM

I agree with you, GG...but I also know it's tough for me to turn the switch back to "Off."

**CowPimp** · 12-25-2005, 09:24 AM

Don't get all worked up by this guy. He obviously did this for some dark humor. Responding with anger only makes him happy.

**Arnold who?** · 12-25-2005, 09:24 AM

Originally Posted by GoalGetter

I have eaten some chocolate, some Turron (spanish dessert), some Flan, brownies, and pork/black beans/plantains, etc. Do i feel like shit about it? Yeah a little bit, but there are things in life that are more important than being 2% body fat year round. Like sharing home-made meals and desserts with FAMILY and CLOSE FRIENDS. This is one time when broccoli and a dry-ass piece of chicken does nothing to bring a family together. No. Fuck that. Bring on the pork, black beans and plantains. Bring on the flan. Bring on the pie and chocolate.

Cooking with your mom, preparing desserts with your dad, anticipating that first taste of your aunt's famous black beans which you only have once a year, fighting over a slice of pie with your pain-in-the-ass siblings or cousins, showing your best friend how to make that dessert you saw on the Food Network... it's not about cramming as much food as you can down your throat for three magical, calorie-free, consequence free days. It is about sharing a special time with family and holiday foods play a big role in that.

Health concerns? I eat healthy regularly, so a few days of a little more sugar and fat are not going to catapult me into the depths of heart disease and high cholesterol. So I'm gonna be a little bloated for a few days, big whoop.

I'm sorry dude, but honestly, a few days of eating like "normal" people do at the holidays are NOT going to blow three months of cardio or whatever it is you do to keep your svelte figure. I suggest you pull that candy cane out of your ass and enjoy the holidays without worrying about your body fat so much that you'd have to post a huge assinine rant about it.

I don't know why, but reading this post of yours has really worked me up into a shit fit. So much so that I had to go on here and post a huge rant, myself.

You must be a woman. Not the one in the red spandex either...

**Arnold who?** · 12-25-2005, 09:25 AM

Originally Posted by CowPimp

Don't get all worked up by this guy. He obviously did this for some dark humor. Responding with anger only makes him happy.

It is Christmas.

**Arnold who?** · 12-25-2005, 09:26 AM

Originally Posted by P-funk

girls in spandex shorts at the gym don't like pretty boy fucks haha. they like storng guys...not some box pussy that is as big as they are so you better eat up and start lifting weights you skinny little bitch......ahaha

Of all people you should know better. We are a rare breed my friend. One a the few left that Hitler had in mind. I bet he's rolling over in his grave reading what you've wrote!

**P-funk** · 12-25-2005, 09:27 AM

Originally Posted by Arnold who?

Of all people you should know better. We are a rare breed my friend. One a the few left that Hitler had in mind. I bet he's roling over in his grave reading what you've wrote!

I don't compare myself to you. I lift weights....I don't parade around in a g-string and baby oil.

**Arnold who?** · 12-25-2005, 09:27 AM

Originally Posted by CowPimp

I stick strictly to eating pussy for the holidays. Does that have any calories?

Sweet or sour?

**Arnold who?** · 12-25-2005, 09:29 AM

Originally Posted by Andy_Massaro

stop being a hardass and enjoy the holidays you fucking scumbag

Keep shaving it and hair will grow eventually. On your ass that is...

**GoalGetter** · 12-25-2005, 09:31 AM

Originally Posted by Pylon

I agree with you, GG...but I also know it's tough for me to turn the switch back to "Off."

BELIEVE ME, i have the same problem, but once you flip the switch, you're good.That doesn't mean you can't enjoy a few days out of the year. THat is all

**Arnold who?** · 12-25-2005, 09:31 AM

Originally Posted by P-funk

I don't compare myself to you. I lift weights....I don't parade around in a g-string and baby oil.

There will be someone coming to talk with you within the next three days Pussy-funk...

**P-funk** · 12-25-2005, 09:32 AM

dude, keep your homo-erotic feelings to yourself!

**Arnold who?** · 12-25-2005, 09:33 AM

Quit editing my flawless post #5!

**CowPimp** · 12-25-2005, 09:34 AM

Originally Posted by P-funk

I don't compare myself to you. I lift weights....I don't parade around in a g-string and baby oil.

Hey now P, that is strictly a comfort thing...

**GoalGetter** · 12-25-2005, 09:34 AM

Originally Posted by Arnold who?

You must be a woman. Not the one in the red spandex either...I hate that woman too. She never talks to my pussy ass.

Yes I'm a woman, And god no, i don't wear red spandex, or any color spandex for that matter... Spandex is for skinny-fat girls who do cardio while reading magazines or talking on the cell phone. Spandex is for halloween. Spandex is for gay guys.

I lift weights. i wear sweats and old t-shirts. "Cute" doesn't belong in the gym if you're there to be serious.

**P-funk** · 12-25-2005, 09:35 AM

I don't know what you are talking around? If I edit something it says..

ost edited by: P-funk".

I am not doing it.

**shiznit2169** · 12-25-2005, 09:35 AM

so what's with all this sex talk on a christmas morning?

**P-funk** · 12-25-2005, 09:35 AM

the guy is a freak!

**GoalGetter** · 12-25-2005, 09:36 AM

Originally Posted by CowPimp

Don't get all worked up by this guy. He obviously did this for some dark humor. Responding with anger only makes him happy.

Hahahahah i know, i can't help myself. He's such an ass hat. It only gives him more opportunities to show us all just HOW MUCH of an ass hat he is.

**Arnold who?** · 12-25-2005, 09:40 AM

Originally Posted by GoalGetter

Hahahahah i know, i can't help myself. He's such an ass hat. It only gives him more opportunities to show us all just HOW MUCH of an ass hat he is.

At least start washing your sweats before going to the gym.

**Arnold who?** · 12-25-2005, 09:42 AM

Originally Posted by fufu

hmmmm. one word- tool.

You know what. fu-fu is what I called a girls pussy when I was growing up. True story...

**poloblue22** · 12-25-2005, 01:17 PM

On carb cycle its going well until my cousins wedding

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