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    I read over about 1.5 pages of this thread, can't believe nobody said this:

    the people who try do act like they get exercise without exercising. they will say "_________ gives me a good workout."

    my girlfriend says "walking around the mall gives me a good workout"

    or "I was standing up and walking around all day at work"

    or one time a guy working on my apartment was talking about fixing showers...."it is a good workout, really gets your back"
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    Jeeze, I almost forgot the best one. (Doesn't quite fit the original question because it comes from people who DO workout.)

    "Am I overtraining?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by fufu
    "how much can you bench?"
    I have a friend that usually asks that whenver I see him... Annoying as hell...

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    Quote Originally Posted by soxmuscle
    me: "you should workout your legs"
    other person: "i just can't bring myself to workout my legs because girls don't see my legs"
    Funny, this makes sense to me. Some guys go to the gym to look good for females... Never once have I heard a girl go up to some guy and say "hey nice quads, wana fk? Don't get me wrong though, I work out legs also.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steele20
    Funny, this makes sense to me. Some guys go to the gym to look good for females... Never once have I heard a girl go up to some guy and say "hey nice quads, wana fk? Don't get me wrong though, I work out legs also.
    Fair enough, but I have had girls tell me that chicken legs look goofy to them many a times. I actually have been complimented on my legs before too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steele20
    Funny, this makes sense to me. Some guys go to the gym to look good for females... Never once have I heard a girl go up to some guy and say "hey nice quads, wana fk? Don't get me wrong though, I work out legs also.
    I honestly have girls compliment my legs all the time. On a college campus, nice bodies are about a dime a dozen, so when a girl sees huge calves and separated quad heads, it really sets me apart. Guys compliment my calves all the time too.
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    Legs are the one area woman can relate to.

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    Holy shit, I think I just realized something.

    I think I curl in the squat rack!! Everytime too, I think. Now is this the cage thing or the rack where there are various weights on each side, ramped sides with different sized knobs to rack a barbell, and two parallel racks adjacent to about your knee level? If so, yea I curl there.
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    You could always ask someone to move from there so you can use the safety feature. Make up something if you have to... You do what you have to do to train, and if that means lying to the guy doing curls in the squat rack, so be it!
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    Incline cable flys isolate the upper inner chest.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ForemanRules
    Incline cable flys isolate the upper inner chest.
    They do don't they?

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    my friend who is going to start working out with me said to me after I told him to use a whey protein supplement, "I don't know man, I don't want to get all bulky".

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    Quote Originally Posted by shiznit2169
    i always get a kick out of people who say their new year's resolution is to go on a diet and join a gym. They do that .. and about a month later they give up and go back to their old selves.

    This is so true....The gyms get swamped this time of year and in 2 months they are empty again. Also I like the people who say "I do crunches to lose the fat around my waste" and still eat at McDonalds 3x a week.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gozar
    This is so true....The gyms get swamped this time of year and in 2 months they are empty again.
    Today when I went to the gym there were like 15 people who I've never seen come in, a bunch of high school students. They were all playing on the machines. I went up to my friend and said, "wtf is up with all these people". He said, "New Years, everyone is making their resolutions." Of course! Last night I went there were no more than 4 people including me, and then today it was like 25.

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    While they might be annoying right now, hopefully they'll learn things while being there, and see big guys and find out what they're doing wrong... That's basically what happened to me (not the New Years Resolution thing though).

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    Today I thought of another great one. I use to work with this overweight girl who would only drink soda. When I told her she should drink more water she said "I can't drink water, I don't like the taste".....um correct me if I'm wrong but water has no taste.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fufu
    Today when I went to the gym there were like 15 people who I've never seen come in, a bunch of high school students. They were all playing on the machines. I went up to my friend and said, "wtf is up with all these people". He said, "New Years, everyone is making their resolutions." Of course! Last night I went there were no more than 4 people including me, and then today it was like 25.
    same here...too many new faces. On top of that I lost count of how many skinny guys were trying to lift way more then they should have been or doing some sort of wierd exercise which only made sense to them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The13ig13adWolf
    how bout the Yes/No machines...those are my personal favorites.
    I'm not complainin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steele20
    Funny, this makes sense to me. Some guys go to the gym to look good for females... Never once have I heard a girl go up to some guy and say "hey nice quads, wana fk? Don't get me wrong though, I work out legs also.
    Working your legs has a direct effect on building your beach muscles. Hitting bigger muscle groups increases your testorone levels, which can help build beach muscles. And disproportional people just look stupid.
    Im 20. 6'3'' 235 lbs. Want to get to 8% body fat, +315 bench, +500 squat, and reach a weight between 230-240.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Purdue Power
    so when a girl sees huge calves and separated quad heads, it really sets me apart.
    what are separated quad heads?

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    "I don't want to get big, just toned".
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    And my all-time favorite...
    "I don't have to work my legs...I run".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gozar
    Today I thought of another great one. I use to work with this overweight girl who would only drink soda. When I told her she should drink more water she said "I can't drink water, I don't like the taste".....um correct me if I'm wrong but water has no taste.
    Scientifically water is described as tasteless, but there are many different tastes IMO. City water is different from well water is different from Dasani (I hate that stuff) is different from a water fountain is different from tap water. Pure water, pure H2O, is always going to taste the same, but that's a rare find.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kentmc
    what are separated quad heads?
    The quadricep muscle group is actually comprised of 4 separate heads; muscles which are each contained in their own individual fascia. If you have a very low level of body fat, then you can see the separation of these heads.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pedigree
    And my all-time favorite...
    "I don't have to work my legs...I run".
    One of my favorites too.

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    Well if they run they may not want to become any bigger or stronger. Maybe they just like running and have no reason to work legs. I'm sure you're talking about people who run and then work the upper body with weights though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squaggleboggin
    Well if they run they may not want to become any bigger or stronger. Maybe they just like running and have no reason to work legs. I'm sure you're talking about people who run and then work the upper body with weights though.
    Exactly. They train their upper body with heavy weights but the only stimulus the lower body receives is jogging. Lame.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squaggleboggin
    Well if they run they may not want to become any bigger or stronger. Maybe they just like running and have no reason to work legs. I'm sure you're talking about people who run and then work the upper body with weights though.
    Runners want to be as lean and light as possible, so I understand their point of view.
    Your assumption was correct...I am talking about the ones who curl, bench and go home.

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